- Danny's hilarious attempts to join a sports team, failing miserably at basketball, baseball, and wrestling, often resorting to fisticuffs when all else fails:
(Danny gets pinned)Calhoun: You give?Danny: Yeah, give.Calhoun: Good.(Opponent releases Danny, who hits him in the gut and runs)Calhoun: ...He's a hitter.
- The basketball player Danny punches in the stomach? Played by Michael Biehn!