Funny / Godzilla (1998)

  • After Godzilla manages to evade the first trap set for him.
    O'Neal: I can't believe it, uh... he did all of this and... we did nothing to him.
    Nick: Ah, that's not true. We fed him.
    • The pair is of course standing in what used to be the largest pile of fish ever put in one place.
  • Also, Animal and Philippe are great deadpan snarkers.
    Animal: Ah...What do we do now?
    Philippe: Running would be a good idea.
  • Yes, you can tell Philippe thinks very highly of his job.
    Philippe: I am Philippe Roaché, DGSE - Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure, blah blah blah...
    Nick: Sounds big.
  • The Baby Godzilla's, and the popcorn!
    "...wrong floor."
  • When Colonel Hicks angrily berates the Apache pilots that they told him they had a lock-on on Godzilla but instead missed and destroyed the Chrysler Building, his radioman responds in the same tone of voice.
  • When Animal is about to sneak out of his own apartment.
    Audrey: (looks at him weird) What are you doing?
    Animal: Can't let Lucy know. She'll hurt me.
    • Later we find out that's exactly what she plans to do to him.
    Lucy: (cheers along with the others, then sees Animal on the TV) That's my husband! That's my husband! Oh, my... I'm gonna kill him! (goes back to whooping and cheering)
  • The climax of Godzilla's pursuit of the Apaches. The pilot relievedly says "I think I lost him." Cue Godzilla rising up from beneath and chomping the copter to bits.
    • A YouTube comment made this better:
    Pilot: I think I lost him.
  • Nick's Oh, Crap! moment (delivered beautifully by Matthew Broderick) when Godzilla finds his babies dead, and realizes he and his friends are responsible.
    Nick Tatopoulous (in obvious Bring My Brown Pants mode): He looks angry...
  • Audrey's reaction when Nick comes to the conclusion that Godzilla produces asexually:
    Audrey: Where's the fun in that?
  • During the cab chase, Audrey and Animal arguing over directions for Phillipe to take, completely ignoring the fact he's in the middle of some extreme driving to evade a pissed off Godzilla's efforts to crush, incinerate or devour them.
    Audrey: Broadway?
    Animal: No, no-
    Phillipe: [indicating Godzilla directly in front with jaws agape] MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!
    Audrey and Animal: Broadway!
  • When Godzilla has scooped up the cab Philipe has been driving into it's mouth, with the car rolling backward into it's throat, threatening to go down it's gullet.
    Animal: You're going the wrong way, man, you're going the wrong way!
    Philippe: Will you shut up!