Funny / Get Fuzzy

• After Rob tells a female coworker that Bucky was being "funny" that morning:
  Coworker: Aw, you have a funny kitty? What kind of cute stories can you tell?
  Rob: "Cute" stories? My cat?! Oh....No, no. He's not funny in a "ha ha" kind of way. It's more of a "Good Lord, no!" kind of deal.
• This strip from an arc about the strip's new editor:
  Bucky: Excuse me, I am inquiring as to when we will be dinnerfying tonight.
  Rob: Dinnerfying?
  Bucky: Dinnerying. Session de chew. Eatification.
  Rob: You know, I don't think your editor's very smart...
  Bucky: Nonsense. Me editor am smartastic.
• Bucky's paranoia gets validated.
• How to handle 3rd party voters.
• "MUPPET KILLER!"
• In one strip, Bucky asks Rob for his Red Sox cap because "B is for Bucky". Rob refuses and Bucky warns him of revenge. Next strip: cue Bucky walking past Rob with a new Yankees cap on and Rob's face is pure outrage.
• Bucky writes a cover blurb for his own as-yet-unwritten book.
  Bucky: Listen: Three out of four people prefer reading this book over the leading toothpaste.
  Satchel: Wait. So 25% of people prefer to be entertained by toothpaste than by your book?
  Bucky: ...
• All your treat are belong to us. A reference, of course, to the infamous line "All your base are belong to us" from the intro to Zero Wing.
• The water dish "system."
• Bucky's favorite card game.
• Insane Troll Logic at its finest.
• Another Bucky Noodle Incident.
• After Satchel has a "dog conference" with all the neighborhood dogs, Bucky tries to convince Rob to let him have a "cat conference". Rob doesn't let him, since every cat Bucky knows is just as mean and psychotic as he. Bucky tries another tactic...
  Bucky: Okay, Robbo, let's talk deals here. What's it gonna take for you to let me have my cat conference here?
  Rob: Nothing. I seriously doubt you could even swear on the Good Book enough that nothing disastrous would happen to make me change my mind.
  *Bucky walks away, returns 15 minutes later, holding a book*
  Bucky: Here. I stood on this and said every bad word I could think of.
  Rob: What is that...Richard Scarry's Best Rainy Day Book Ever?
  Bucky: It's a very good book.
• Rob's awful perfume ad. Rob begs them to turn it off, then...
  Rob: (sticking his fingers in his ears) AAAAAAAAAA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
  • The next day's strip is even funnier.
  Bucky: (wearing Rob's glasses and mocking him) I'M ROB WILCO! I WORK IN ADVERTISING! BUY MY STUFF! NYUCK! NYUCK! NYUCK! I'M NOT EVIL! MY FOCUS GROUP STINKS!
  Satchel: (to an annoyed Rob) Ha! Ha! Ha! YOU say that, Rob!
• In one storyline, another cat says that Bucky owes him money. The reason? Bucky bet that the Patriots would win the World Series. ^note  For those unfamiliar with American sports, the Patriots are a football team and the World Series is a baseball championship. In other words, the Patriots being in them at all is impossible.
• Also counts as a slight Heartwarming moment too, as one Christmas, Bucky gives Satchel a present (at Rob's insistence): a photo of the two of them, displayed in a frame with "best friends" engraved on it. Satchel is overcome with emotion.
  Satchel: I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
  Bucky: I promised myself I wouldn't let you cry.
• Satchel asks Rob for another advance in his allowance to start a magazine subscription, but since he's asked for numerous advances before, Rob tells him anymore and he'll have to go to work.
  Satchel: WORK?! ME?! I CAN'T GO TO WORK! I'M TOO PRETTY!!!
  Rob: Satchel, you're confusing work for prison.
  Bucky: And you're not pretty.
• One strip in which the Wilco clan has finished dinner.
  Satchel: Mmm! That was a good dinner!
  Rob: (Holding his stomach) Yeah, but I'm not feeling too good. That sandwich didn't agree with me.
  Bucky: Man, you can't be taking no jive from food, you need to show that hoagie who's boss!
  Rob: (Silence)
  Bucky: I mean, it sounds like you're afraid of this sandwich, and that's just sad.