- The Kia scene was funny. Not because of her death, but because of the buildup to it. Seriously, who waits till the victim turns around before he kills her? JASON VOORHEES THAT'S WHO.
- One highlight, besides Kia's constant quips at Freddy, is just before she turns around. Commenting on Jason's machete compared to Freddy's "butter knives", he just holds up one finger with a smirk that screams, "Wait for it..." Made even better by the fact that Freddy threw multiple hissy fits throughout the film over Jason killing people before Freddy himself could, but the Springwood Slasher couldn't even resist letting Jason have this one just for the fun of it.
- Not to mention the way she goes flying into a tree. Regardless of whether she should have been cut in half by that hit or not, that was priceless!
- During the end fight Freddy finds a way to fight Jason from a distance by throwing construction equipment at him from the top of a half-finished building. It works fine...until a particularly large piece gets stuck. Freddy's response?
"Oh, give me a break!"
- Not long after, Freddy gets caught on a piece of construction equipment and finds himself being dragged right into Jason's reach:
- Freddy is stalking Gibb, chasing her up to a catwalk. He makes a bold declaration about being "fear himself"... and then she trips over the rail and falls onto the floor. Freddy just stands there and deadpans, "Oh."
- When later he's preparing to kill her, Jason stabs her in real life, causing her blood to spray all over Freddy, who reacts just like a normal person would do - he's momentarily stunned and then wipes it off in disgust.
- "Dude, that goalie was pissed about something."
- According to the Cast Commentary on the DVD, Robert Englund thinks that that was one of the best lines in the movie.
- Freddy's mockery of Jason in their first fight, such as "Penny for your thoughts, chief" and "Tilt."
Freddy: (Jason grabs him) "Oooh, scary!"
- And, of course, this bit was required for a horror match up:
- The look on Freddy's face when he gets pulled into the real world, face-to-face with an angry Jason. He sports one of the all-time greatest Oh, Crap! looks you will EVER see.
- The beginning scene at Lori's house is just great
Lori: I thought you quit smoking?
Gib: I only smoke when I drink now.
Kia: But you're always drinking!
Gib: Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.
Kia: Go ahead girl, show him you 'feng shui'!
- Early in their final fight, Freddy tries a Groin Attack on Jason. Let's just say it doesn't work.
- What makes it really funny is what immediately preceded it. Jason had tried to slash Freddy and ended up getting his machete stuck in the floor, causing Freddy to laugh incredulously as the undead giant struggles to free his weapon.
- Freddy's opinion of Jason: "THAT! HOCKEY! PUCK!"
- During their first fight, Jason seems to be winning when he lops off both of Freddy's arms. Freddy gives an exaggerated "Not my arm!", then they just pop back out. Jason's evident bewilderment is priceless.
- During the rave scene, two guys provoke Jason, one of whom pokes Jason hard in the chest while telling him off. Jason calmly snaps his neck by twisting his head around 180 degrees, before lightly poking the standing corpse so that it falls over.
- Even the neck-breaking deserves mention, because of how absolutely casually he does it. Like a scene out of a particularly violent Looney Tunes short.
- Kia's reaction upon learning she's the one who has to give Jason CPR. Remember, Jason is more or less a rotting, maggot-infested corpse underneath his mask.
Linderman: Dude, what do you want me to do... like, give him mouth-to-mouth or something?Kia: [realization setting in] ... hell no. Why are you— NO! No, I'm not gonna do that! NO!Linderman: Kia, look, I would do it myself, but I've had asthma since I was six, okay? I don't have the lung power.Kia: ... no.Will: Kia, he has asthma!
- To bait a stoner for Demonic Possession, what does Freddy do? Become The Caterpillar and blow a puff from his hooka into the guy's face.
- "Hey, asshole! Up here!"
- After Jason has killed Gibb's boyfriend Trey (by repeatedly stabbing him with his machete and then folding Trey in half), Lori and the others run out of the house screaming for help. A police officer pulls up to the house and asks if there's a problem, to which Gibb, who is covered in blood and in a towel, answers by screaming "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!"
- In a meta example, the "Pre-Fight Weigh In and Press Conference" promotional stunt was a hilarious bit of absurdity, especially since it was played pretty much completely straight, including giving out stats and betting odds (Jason was heavily favored). They even got Michael Buffer involved, and you can see members of the "security" Corpsing behind Jason at one point.
- The Infernal Retaliation scene with Jason. All of it. It starts off with Jason being lit on fire with Everclear, then he proceeds to do what he does best, only to be put out by a widly-spraying beer keg. To quote one viewer of the scene (may have been from the audio commentary):
Set on fire with everclear and then put out by beer? Jason's a fucking party animal!
- Perhaps worth mentioning simply because of how lucidly it was phrased: Freddy asks of Jason what many have undoubtedly wondered. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
- In Jason’s nightmare, Lori runs up to two camp councillors having sex and pleads with them to save the boy who just fell into the lake. The man turns around (revealing himself to be Freddy) with the woman he was having sex with now all of the sudden dead and very casually says “It’s not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet”.
- “GOT YOUR NOOOOOOOOOSE!”