Funny: Jason X
- Brodski gets stabbed in the lungs by Jason but shrugs it off before Jason stabs him again.
Brodski: "It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog." *gets stabbed again* "Yeah, that oughta do it."
- Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and premarital sex (verbatim)note , strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
- "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"
- During the scene where the gynoid is receiving a breast upgrade, there's the sound of two things falling and clattering on the deck, and her nerd owner looks down. The implication is that her nipples fell off.