Funny: Free Enterprise
- Crowning Moment of Funny: The opening scene shows Rob as a kid, dressed in a Star Trek costume, getting beat up by a jock. He's knocked unconscious and hallucinates William Shatner, who advises him not to dress like a geek. Young Rob sheepishly explains that he started the fight, not the bully. At first Rob doesn't want to tell Shatner why he did it, but he finally admits the jock said Han Solo is cooler than Captain Kirk. The Shat responds, "Kick the little fucker's ass!"
- The Moaning Voicemail Girl. First amusing, then disturbing, and then hilarious.
- "Hi Robert! It's me! Hal Pittman!" *SLAM*