Funny / Forum Fantasy

KEEP TRAINING, ASSHOLES!^Context The top left trainee is spinning around. It's difficult to see due to the game's text being at the top.

As a game that is meant to parody early JRPGs and internet forums, it is no surprise Forum Fantasy has its share of funny moments.

As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked as per policy. You Have Been Warned.

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• Several of the actions in certain battles have amusing messages:
  • "Flamer is being a flamer!"
  • "Spammer spammed the enemy!"
  • "Magnum intentionally pisses himself off!"
  • "Death shatters your soul with some souls! ...How the hell does that work?"

• In the Autarch's Brewery, you have the option of sabotaging the water that is used for brewing beer. How does Prelich do it? Piss in the water supply. None of the other Mods say a word about it.
  • Dummied Out content reveals even more ways to sabotage the Autarch's beer supply. There was an option to put tea in there, which simply replaces the water with tea. However, Prelich has the option to urinate inside the tea, and examining the final product has the game call out the player:
  Because you're a sick and twisted bastard, the Autarch's water supply for his beer has been converted into piss tea. You should be proud of yourself. Sicko.
  • Using the Brewery Key to open the locked door has the door somehow explode.
  • Taking the two beers in the beer storage plays a "BEEEEEER" sound effect.
• Halfway through the first part of the Autarch of Flame's boss fight, he grabs a beer out of desperation. If you pissed in his beer, he will understandably get upset and chews the scenery. The game even calls him the Piss Autarch of Flame.
  Autarch of Flame: EWWWWWW!!! WHICH ONE OF YOU PUTZES PISSED IN MY BEEEEEEEEER????
  Prelich: Giggles
  Autarch of Flame: ...I hate you...
  • The Dummied Out beer sabotages carry over to this fight. When the water is replaced with tea:
  Autarch of Flame: Rrrrgh… nice and classy, yes, but NOT my frothy alcoholic yumminess.
  • When you put hot sauce in the beer, it ends up helping him instead:
  Autarch of Flame: SPICY BEEEEEER!! AWWWWWW YEAHHH!
  Prelich: ...Uh oh...
  • When the beer supply is tainted in piss tea:
  (In-game narration): The Autarch of Flame drank a beer... but... IT WAS PISS TEA! The Autarch of Flame became known as Piss Autarch of Flame and lost some Defense!
  The Autarch Of Flame: *Gags and vomits* Uuunngaaaahhh... that's just.... disgusting... you pricks....!
  Prelich: Hehehe.
• The scene with the general and his trainees is one big, affectionate homage to Spaceballs. When talking to the general, one of the trainees decided to spin for no reason.
  General I.P. Freely: Who is this dumbass looney tune behind me?
  Commander Shepp Hard: He's an Asshole, sir.
  General I.P. Freely: ....I know that! What's his name?!
  Commander Shepp Hard: Umm... That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
  General I.P. Freely: And the guy beside him?
  Commander Shepp Hard: He's an Asshole too, sir. Harry Asshole.
  General I.P. Freely: How many assholes we got in this camp anyhow?!
  All Recruits: YO!!!!!
  General I.P. Freely: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes...
  Commander Shepp Hard: Indeed you are, sir.
  General I.P. Freely: Ugh... whatever. KEEP TRAINING, ASSHOLES!
  • Immediately after that, General I.P. Freely asks Prelich if he's an Asshole too.
  • And right before the trainee spins around, he doubts that Prelich is a trainee simply because he's wearing a mask. Prelich immediately responds that he should not mock his mask.
• The "Ghostception" sidequest reveals that Vlarix isn't as smart as we thought he was, as all ten of his deaths are rather embarassing.
  • Vlarix's third death had him piss in the Infernal Bootcamp guard's beer. The guard's reponse is kill him by drowning him in piss.
  • Vlarix's ninth death is easily the most absurd. Through sheer insanity, he managed to touch all five PM crystals simultaneously but that resulted in his body being split apart, killing him. Now you know where the bloodstain on the floor of the PM Center that you've been seeing since early in the game came from.
  • The tenth gravestone is at the very same location where Magnum and Vlarix were defeated by Chewie. However, this gravestone had someone vandalize it, as it instead says "I used to be dead like you... BUT THEN I TOOK A PHOENIX DOWN TO THE CORPSE!". The culprit turned out to be a living "Arrow to the Knee" meme who simply did it For the Evulz. Defeating the the culprit has Vlarix gain Ghostception. Prelich doesn't care too much for the sheer power of the spell.
  Vlarix: Ah, Ghostception. This power is... intense.
  Prelich: That's nice.
  Vlarix: You don't care, do you?
  Prelich: Nope.
  Vlarix: Screw you. I have Ghostception.
• When the party reaches the very same Crystal Prison from the start of the game, they discuss how Prelich ended up in there . Then Vlarix talks about how he needs his Doritos of all things.
  Magnum: As much of a friggin genius as he is for managing to get away with fooling us into believing the admins were the cause of the evil, he won't be able to stop us. Not now.
  Vlarix: Hope you're right, because I haven't had any Doritos in a while. I get cranky when I don't have mah Doritos.
  Tambot: WE'RE HUNTING A DARK LORD AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT DORITOS?!
• After destroying all five sigils, the party begins their raid on Castle Camelslayer. They encounter MysteriousFigure, who seems to think he's Gandalf.
  MysteriousFigure: You Shall Not Pass!!
  Prelich: We'll arrange passage if you don't let us through.
  MysteriousFigure: Dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!
  Vlarix: Erm... is he high?
  MysteriousFigure: GO BACK TO THE SHADOWS
  Tambot: Yep. He's high.
  MysteriousFigure: YOOOOOUUUU SHALLLLL NOOOOOOOOTTT PAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!
  Prelich: Hey... dumbass. We aren't a friggin Balrog. Just let us in.
  MysteriousFigure: YOOOOOUUUU SHALLLLL NOOOOOOOOTTT PAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!
  Magnum: Let's just kick his ass and be done with it.
  MysteriousFigure: Hurry you fools!