- Remember the Hand Cannon from Dead Space 2? It's back... as the Devil Horns. It has infinite ammo and is basically a One-Hit KO on anything. But, reload it, and Isaac will headbang.
- Isaac trying to use his stasis module to slow down the automated freeway traffic, which looks like a typical simple stasis puzzle from the previous two games. Except that he only slows down ONE transport, causing the rest to crash in a massive pileup.
- Isaac and Carver's reaction to the Hunters, which mirrors the player's.
Isaac: (after narrowly escaping several regenerating Necromorphs) God, I hate those things....
- Late in the game while in the research facility in cooperative, before you enter the generator room to return power to the sterilization gas to clear a bunch of infestation. Carver and Isaac get this little gem...
Carver: Wait, you're not thinking we should mess with this sterilization system, are you?Carver: Isaac, it's gas that eats your face!Isaac: Come on, what's the worst that can happen?Carver: It's gas that eats your face.
- It's a bit funnier if you remember one of Isaac's quips from Dead Space 2. He really is full of bad ideas.
- After the crash on Tau Volantis, Isaac searches desperately for Ellie amongst the wreckage in a snowstorm. As he enters a relatively intact section, he suddenly spies a corpse on the floor. He panics, rushes over and digs at the snow and ice. He then rolls the corpse over and...it isn't Ellie. It's another crew member and half of his head is blown off. Isaac's response?
Isaac: Oh, thank God. (drops corpse back on the ground)
- Better yet, the dead crewmember was Mark Rosen, who was a prick to Isaac just moments before. No wonder he wasn't missed.
- Despite their generally nightmare inducing nature, one of the then-sentient feeders in an audio recording gets this bit of unexpected humor.
Feeder: Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!
- Danik's disbelief that Isaac could still be alive is priceless thanks to the delivery. Instead of the usual anger, confusion, or frustration, he's very... affable about it.
Danik: Isaac, is that you? You are unbelievably hard to kill, are you aware of that?
- Whenever Isaac meets Danik, Isaac always escapes.
- It should be noted that every time Isaac meets, or is a bout to meet, Danik, that Danik always boasts that he will have Isaac killed.
- Near the end of the game:
Carver: Congratulations, you just turned the city into a pretzel. What now?
- When Jacob Danik gets mad at Isaac for "meddling in powers [he] doesn't understand." Isaac's response?
- The Bot Personality Pack DLC for the Scavenger Bot turns your adorable bot into an incredibly snarky rover that has a complement of lines that occasionally goes toe-to-toe with HK-47's dark humor.
Scavenger Bot: Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. His face was on backwards. And he had bone swords for hands. I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.Scavenger Bot: Nothing much to report, sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... fewer body parts.Scavenger Bot: What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even more limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.
- Despite the much, much darker tone of the DLC, Isaac and Carver still manage to engage in some humorous dialogue
Carver: Let's get looking, dead boy.Isaac: That's not funny.Carver: Yeah it is.
Carver: Let's go, let's go!Issac: We may just blow up.Carver: We may just get saved by aliens again. Just hit the damn button.
- Another line from Awakened, after Issac has essentially hotwired a two-hundred year old spaceship's shockwave system:
- Most of the co-op banter between Isaac and Carver when they run into the giant drill. The end of that sequence has the crowning moment, though.
Isaac: Heh. Jesus, I thought that was it.
Isaac: I'm trapped and the drill is trying to kill me!
- Isaac has bad history with giant drills. If there'll be Dead Space 4, upon seeing giant drill, Isaac should turn around and go away careful to not touch anything.
- Starting a New Game+ means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a Ripper that sets everything it touches on fire.
- Or the Devil Horns.
- In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "Daddy Hates Me." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of Black Comedy.