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7th Feb '17 1:43:28 PM NeoSilverThorn
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** It's a bit funnier if you remember one of Isaac's quips from Dead Space 2. [[BrickJoke He really ''is'' full of bad ideas.]]

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** It's a bit funnier if you remember one of Isaac's quips from Dead Space 2. [[BrickJoke He really ''is'' is full of bad ideas.]]
7th Feb '17 1:42:31 PM NeoSilverThorn
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** It's a bit funnier if you remember one of Isaac's quips from Dead Space 2. [[BrickJoke He really ''is'' full of bad ideas.]]
8th Nov '16 3:05:05 AM LadWatcher
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* Remember the [[LethalJokeItem Hand Cannon]] from ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''? It's back... as [[ThePowerOfRock the Devil Horns]]. It has infinite ammo and is basically a OneHitKO on anything. But, reload it, and Isaac will headbang.



* Remember the [[LethalJokeItem Hand Cannon]] from ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''? It's back... as [[ThePowerOfRock the Devil Horns]]. It has infinite ammo and is basically a OneHitKO on anything. But, reload it, and Isaac will headbang.
* The Bot Personality Pack DLC for the Scavenger Bot turns your [[CuteMachines adorable bot]] into [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick an incredibly snarky rover]] that has a complement of lines that occasionally goes toe-to-toe with [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47's]] dark humor.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards. And he had]] ''[[BodyHorror bone]]'' [[BodyHorror swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report, sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even ''more'' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.



* Near the end of the game:
--> '''Carver:''' Congratulations, you just turned [[spoiler: the city]] into a pretzel. What now?



* Better yet, the dead crewmember was Mark Rosen, who was a prick to Isaac just moments before. No wonder he wasn't missed.

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* ** Better yet, the dead crewmember was Mark Rosen, who was a prick to Isaac just moments before. No wonder he wasn't missed.
* Despite their generally nightmare inducing nature, one of the then-sentient feeders in an audio recording gets this bit of unexpected humor.
--> '''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!



* Near the end of the game:
--> '''Carver:''' Congratulations, you just turned [[spoiler: the city]] into a pretzel. What now?
* When [[DoubleStandard Jacob Danik]] gets mad at Isaac for "meddling in powers [he] doesn't understand." Isaac's response?
** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"
* The Bot Personality Pack DLC for the Scavenger Bot turns your [[CuteMachines adorable bot]] into [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick an incredibly snarky rover]] that has a complement of lines that occasionally goes toe-to-toe with [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47's]] dark humor.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards. And he had]] ''[[BodyHorror bone]]'' [[BodyHorror swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report, sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even ''more'' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.



* Near the end of the game, [[DoubleStandard Jacob Danik]] gets mad at Isaac for "meddling in powers [he] doesn't understand." Isaac's response?
** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"
* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.
* Despite their generally nightmare inducing nature, one of the then-sentient feeders in an audio recording gets this bit of unexpected humor.
--> '''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!

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* Near the end of the game, [[DoubleStandard Jacob Danik]] gets mad at Isaac for "meddling in powers [he] doesn't understand." Isaac's response?
** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"
* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.
* Despite their generally nightmare inducing nature, one of the then-sentient feeders in an audio recording gets this bit of unexpected humor.
--> '''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!
BlackComedy.
22nd Oct '16 6:28:04 PM Enchanter468
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--> '''Carver:''' ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]''

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--> '''Carver:''' ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas ''gas'' that eats your face!]]''''face.''
11th Jul '16 9:15:00 PM WillieManga
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'''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!

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--> '''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!
11th Jul '16 9:14:22 PM WillieManga
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* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.

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* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.BlackComedy.
* Despite their generally nightmare inducing nature, one of the then-sentient feeders in an audio recording gets this bit of unexpected humor.
'''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!
8th Jun '16 9:31:49 AM lolface123
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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards. And he had ''[[BodyHorror bone]]'' [[BodyHorror swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.

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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards. And he had had]] ''[[BodyHorror bone]]'' [[BodyHorror swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.
8th Jun '16 9:31:25 AM lolface123
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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards.]] [[OurZombiesAreDifferent And he had ''bone'' swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.

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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards.]] [[OurZombiesAreDifferent And he had ''bone'' ''[[BodyHorror bone]]'' [[BodyHorror swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.
8th Jun '16 9:28:32 AM lolface123
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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. His face was on backwards. And he had ''bone'' swords for hands. I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.

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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards. backwards.]] [[OurZombiesAreDifferent And he had ''bone'' swords for hands. hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.
29th Aug '15 10:02:27 PM NanoMoose
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--> '''Isaac:''' ......oops.

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--> '''Isaac:''' ......oops.'''Isaac:''' ...Oops.



--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even '''more''' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.

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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report report, sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even '''more''' ''more'' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.



--> '''Isaac:''' ''*almost teasing tone*'' ''[[BlatantLies Mmmm]]''[[BlatantLies aybe?]]''

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--> '''Isaac:''' ''*almost ''(almost teasing tone*'' tone)'' ''[[BlatantLies Mmmm]]''[[BlatantLies aybe?]]''aybe?]]



--> '''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]

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--> '''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]face!]]''



--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''. ''*drops corpse back on the ground*''

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--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''. ''*drops ''(drops corpse back on the ground*''ground)''



* Whenever Isaac meets Danik Isaac ALWAYS escapes.

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* Whenever Isaac meets Danik Danik, Isaac ALWAYS ''always'' escapes.
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