History Funny / DeadSpace3

29th Aug '15 10:02:27 PM NanoMoose
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--> '''Isaac:''' ......oops.

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--> '''Isaac:''' ......oops.'''Isaac:''' ...Oops.



--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even '''more''' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.

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--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report report, sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even '''more''' ''more'' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.



--> '''Isaac:''' ''*almost teasing tone*'' ''[[BlatantLies Mmmm]]''[[BlatantLies aybe?]]''

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--> '''Isaac:''' ''*almost ''(almost teasing tone*'' tone)'' ''[[BlatantLies Mmmm]]''[[BlatantLies aybe?]]''aybe?]]



--> '''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]

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--> '''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]face!]]''



--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''. ''*drops corpse back on the ground*''

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--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''. ''*drops ''(drops corpse back on the ground*''ground)''



* Whenever Isaac meets Danik Isaac ALWAYS escapes.

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* Whenever Isaac meets Danik Danik, Isaac ALWAYS ''always'' escapes.
23rd Apr '15 12:16:30 PM Deathhacker
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* Better yet, the dead crewmember was Mark Rosen, who was a prick to Isaac just moments before. No wonder he wasn't missed.
6th Jul '14 3:27:03 PM barretxiii
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** It should be noted that every time Isaac meets, or is a bout to meet, Danik, that Danik always boasts that he will have Isaac killed.
27th Feb '14 12:37:19 AM slvstrChung
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** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"

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** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"]]"
* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.
13th Jan '14 9:46:13 PM chitoryu12
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--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''.

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--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''. ''*drops corpse back on the ground*''
9th Jul '13 2:21:18 AM helltamirre
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** Isaac has bad history with giant drills. If there'll be Dead Space 4, upon seeing giant drill, Isaac should turn around and go away careful to not touch anything.
--> '''Isaac''': I'm trapped and the drill is trying to kill me!
27th Jun '13 7:28:08 AM Debochira
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** Or the Devil Horns.

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** Or the Devil Horns.Horns.
* Near the end of the game, [[DoubleStandard Jacob Danik]] gets mad at Isaac for "meddling in powers [he] doesn't understand." Isaac's response?
** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"
9th Jun '13 12:09:08 AM KaeozCrimson
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* Starting a NewGamePlus means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a [[ChainsawGood Ripper]] that sets everything it touches on fire.

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* Starting a NewGamePlus means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a [[ChainsawGood Ripper]] that sets everything it touches on fire.fire.
** Or the Devil Horns.
7th Jun '13 8:29:30 AM HighOctaneAwesome
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* Starting a NewGamePlus means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a [[ChainsawGood Ripper]] that set everything it touches on fire.

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* Starting a NewGamePlus means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a [[ChainsawGood Ripper]] that set sets everything it touches on fire.
7th Jun '13 8:29:03 AM HighOctaneAwesome
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--> '''Carver''': ''(chuckles)'' Yeah...''(chuckles again)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] [[DeathWorld this planet]].

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--> '''Carver''': ''(chuckles)'' Yeah...''(chuckles again)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] [[DeathWorld this planet]].planet]].
* Starting a NewGamePlus means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a [[ChainsawGood Ripper]] that set everything it touches on fire.
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