Absolute Mad Lads
- His Absolute Mad Lads on Shoko Asahara
did go over how bizarre and violent his doomsday cult was, and closed out in this way:Dankula: But it's good to know that Shoko Asahara met his doomsday, after a quick drop and a sudden stop. Burn in hell, fat anime Jesus! - To go with his Absolute Mad Lads on Bob Ross, he had his own take to accompany Bob Ross' life story. He made one for Buddha, which he ended up punching, then made a happy little tree (accompanied by a marijuana leaf, the number 666 and "GIT GUD SCRUB") before slicing it with his sword. Finally, after going over Bob Ross' death, he simply painted an F.
- The constant gag of Dank complaining over the wig he wears to signify Ross' famous perm hair, calling it "pubes"."THERE'S PUBES IN MY PAINT, THERE'S PUBES IN MY COFFEE, THERE'S PUBES IN MY EYE!"
- The constant gag of Dank complaining over the wig he wears to signify Ross' famous perm hair, calling it "pubes".
- The Mad Lads on Ken Allen goes over the aforementioned Orangutan, and while his antics are amusing enough for Dank to make a video of, he also has a fan club, called the Orang Gang.
- While the Mad Lad episode of the Björk Stalker is rather disturbing, especially near the end when playing the final video featuring the infamous suicide along with a painfully slow creepy zoom towards the stalker's ever more deranged expressions in preparation of devouring a bullet, the horror was then instantly hit with some Bathos with the gory gunshot being replaced with a merciful Smash Cut of Dankula making a pop-sound with his finger and cheek.
- In his Mad Lad episode for Xu Xiaodong, an infamous MMA fighter who constantly and easily defeats supposed masters of Kung Fu, Kempo, Wing Chun and Tai Chi in order to disprove their effectiveness, Dankula decides to do something that gets him arrested again via an aggressive raid from the police and gets locked up for two weeks. The crime? Making a bad pun.Dankula: (After Xu curbstomps Deng Hao) Huh...Deng Hao? More like...Deng OW
- The epsisode about himself was pretty much him taking the piss the entire time:
- In the middle of the episode:Dankula: My penis is exactly 1.3 inches long. This is canon. This is set in stone. These are facts. The big pee-pee meme is dead. Cry more!
- Dankula furiously tells Buddah how he tends to punish him for getting him into so much legal trouble for being a Nazi dog: doing everything in his power to crossbreed different dogs until there are no more pure-breed pugs in the world anymore.
- In the middle of the episode:
- Iron Mike Malloy has this reenactment of the man re-entering the speakeasy weeks after being run over by the cab hired by the owners in a frustrated effort to complete their insurance fraud:Dankula: (the closet door swings open) AH, TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA FUCKERS! IT'S YA BOI, MIKE MALLOY! HA HAAA!
- The Budd Dwyer episode has moments of Black Comedy:
- When talking of Budd's youth, which included moments where he hunted after being given a rifle:Dankula: ... although they had to chew very carefully as the meat would still have a lot of buckshot in it. Eating bullets seem to be a running theme here.
- As he was about to pull the trigger after he Ate His Gun at his final press conference, it immediately cut to a cork popping, as chianti poured out into Dank's glass.
- After going over one of the possible motives for pulling the trigger:Dankula: Ultimately, we will never really know why he pulled the trigger that cold January morning. He definitely wasn't thinking clearly. His head... seemed all over the place. [Beat] His thoughts... were scattered. A bit here, a bit there, some on the wall...
- When talking of Budd's youth, which included moments where he hunted after being given a rifle:
- When talking about Murder Inc, he makes mention of how one of the people involved in the story had been given quite the minor sentence for committing rape: Being deported to Italy. All wile a certain memetic song keeps playing in the background.Dankula: "AAAAY, I RAPE-A DA WOMEN AND WAS SENTENCED TO COOK-A DA PIZZA! BABBIDDY BOOBIDDY SPAGHETTI FERRARI WAHOO!"
- Though there is some legitimate horror in the episode for Frank Amodeo, as to be expected from a billionaire who tried to take over the world with a private army, there is still quite a bit of comedy in just how absurd his insane plots for world domination was and how he could go back and forth between a rather brilliant planner to a raving cartoonish madman without any warning with rants that would make Alex Jones look sane.Dankula: (quoting Frank) "NO! NO NO! THAT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN! WHE-I AM NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN! WHEN MY LEGIONS! WHEN MY LEGIONS MARCH UPON WASHINGTON, WE WILL BURN THE CONSTITUTION! AND THE PRESIDENT WILL BOW AT MY FEET! Anyway, we're going into the, uh, going to forward with the Johnson motion, so if you could just pass me the 2255 form..."
- While talking about Timothy Dexter, Dankula decides to read aloud a fragment of his book, a piece of complete gibberish that breaks him several time due to the sheer amount of spelling errors and the insanity of the content.Dankula: (reading) "I found I was very lucky in speculation. I dreamed that the Good Book was run down in this country, nine years gone so low as half price [and dull at that —- the Bible, I mean.] I had the ready cash my wholesale. I bought twelve percent under half price. (They cost forty one cents each Bible —- Twenty thousand —- I put them into twenty-one vessels for the West Indies and sent a text..." and sent a text! (laughs) The man was truly ahead of his time.
- His variation of the Nations of the World
- The Brexit Survival Guide phrases the aftermath of Brexit as a post-apocalyptic hellscape, with Dankula as one of the sole survivors. This leads to several jokes at the expense of the British government and anti-Brexit activists, and more.
- Rise Of The Machine Waifus: Projekt Melody, where Count Dankula goes over e-stripper Projekt Melody making more money in a single Chaturbate session than most camgirls make in a single month, tripping up the "Hoes Mad Alarm":Dankula: Ho ho! Sorry boys, duty calls! (puts on his headset) Attention ladies and gentlemen, we have a Category 3 Hoes Mad Alarm! I repeat, Category 3 Hoes Mad Alarm! This is not a drill! High levels of sodium chloride have been detected emanating from the thot community! I repeat, this is not a drill! All available troops, grab your memes, gifs, anime avatars, firin' up the sock accounts and report to your stations! I repeat, this is not a drill! Some of you are going to get banned and not make it back alive, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. "Hearts and minds"? Fuck hearts and minds! We are not here to help! We're here to laugh! Prepare for salt drop on my mark! Three... two... one... (the ship drop scene from Aliens plays, with the Salt Bae seen in the background)
- Any time Raid: Shadow Legends sponsors one of his videos. Dank doesn't even try to hide the fact that everything he says while he's promoting the game is all pretty much bullshit.
