'Course, Noah had a- had a heck of a job, really. He had to go out and collect all of the animals in the world by twos, two mosquitoes, "Male or female?", and, uh, he had to keep telling the rabbits, "Only two. Only two!
Only two." So we find Noah pulling up the last two animals, two hippos, and he's really in a hurry to get 'em up because he's afraid that the Lord's gonna call him and ask him to do something else and his nerves are shot, this is one heck of a job for a man 600 years old! So we find him pulling up the last two hippos, and of course, the Lord does call him there.
"Come on, fat hippos, hurry up! Come on, will ya, please?" (ding!) Noah.
What do you want?!" Gotta take one of those hippos out and bring in another one.
"What for!?" 'Cause you got two males down there and you need to bring in a female.
"I'm not bringin' nothin' in! You change one of 'em!" Come on, you know I don't work like that.
"Well, I'm sick and tired of this, I've had enough of this stuff, I've been working all day, working on it for days and days, I'm sick and tired of this!" Noah?
"Yeah?" How long can you tread water?
"Yeah, well I got news for you, I'm sick and tired of this whole mess! The whole neigbourhood's out there laughing at me, they're all having a grand time at good old Noah there, I went out there and got my best friend Larry, I said 'Larry, listen, I've been talking with the Lord!' Larry said, 'Oh really?' 'Yeah, yeah! Lord, Larry! Larry, Lord!' You walked off laughing and I hear 'em all laughing at me, you know I'm the only guy in this neighbourhood with an ark? People around here laughing, picket signs walking up and down, I'm sick and tired of this stuff here! People walking around here, 'How you doing Tarzan? How's everything up there?' Sick and tired of this mess here, you're supposed to know all and see all, you let me go out there and bring in a pregnant elephant, you give me no manual for delivery or nothin', never told me the thing was pregnant, there's good old Noah waitin' underneath the elephant there, BROOOOM! Right on top of me! Sick and tired of this mess here, had enough of all this stuff for you runnin' around, you're supposed to know all and see all like I said before, you let me go out there and do all this stuff here, you never even looked in the bottom of that ark, have you looked down there? NO! Who's gonna clean up that mess down there!? Not me, I'll tell you that! I've had enough of this stuff! I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm letting all these animals out, (thunderclap)
and then I'm gonna burn down this ark, and I'm going to Florida somewhere 'cause you haven't done nothin'! (sound of heavy rainfall)
I'm sick and tired of all this mess, you're foolin' around, and you haven't done nothing, (trails off)
and you got it... rainin'... it's not a shower, is it? Okay, Lord, me and you, right, 'cause I knew it all the time..."