History Funny / BillCosby

27th Oct '17 7:43:22 AM Movienut376
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** Before that punchline, when it gets to the part where the baby is born, Cosby describes, "Now this...is the greatest...moment..." only to be interrupted at that point by one woman caught on the house mics laughing. Cosby has to pause and looks in her direction as he almost breaks out laughing himself.
12th Sep '17 8:10:43 PM bassmedic87
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* AudioPlay/IStartedOutAsAChild: In "Medic," Cosby joins the Army, and becomes a medic because, according to the Geneva Convention, enemy soldiers cannot shoot at medics. He and his fellow medics rethink their career choices after their CO shows them a film in which the enemy are violating the Geneva Convention and are taking out the medics first, so when the fighting starts, he leads the medics into a foxhole to watch the war from a distance. [[spoiler: One of the medics is killed by stray shrapnel, and another one, against his comrades' advice, decides to avenge him. When he gets shot, he calls for a medic, but Cosby refuses to come out of the foxhole.]]

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* AudioPlay/IStartedOutAsAChild: In "Medic," Cosby joins the Army, Navy, and becomes a medic corpsman because, according to the Geneva Convention, enemy soldiers cannot shoot at medics. He and his fellow medics rethink their career choices after their CO shows them a film in which the enemy are violating the Geneva Convention and are taking out the medics first, so when the fighting starts, he leads the medics into a foxhole to watch the war from a distance. [[spoiler: One of the medics is killed by stray shrapnel, and another one, against his comrades' advice, decides to avenge him. When he gets shot, he calls for a medic, but Cosby refuses to come out of the foxhole.]]
28th Aug '17 4:30:06 PM Twentington
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6vMTZZZMqQ Bill Cosby on Prejudice]]: Bill takes on the role of a [[IrrationalHatred ridiculously irrational bigot]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6vMTZZZMqQ Bill Cosby on Prejudice]]: Prejudice: Bill takes on the role of a [[IrrationalHatred ridiculously irrational bigot]].
13th Jul '17 10:17:37 PM Eagal
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* Three words - ''THE CHICKEN HEART''.

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* Three words - %%* ''THE CHICKEN HEART''.
27th Jun '17 12:41:38 PM Nickrj5
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--->"Because of my father, I thought my name was 'Jesus Christ' and my brother Russell thought his name was 'Dammit'. My father would say, 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?! and Jesus Christ, sit down!!' I was out playing in the rain, my father said 'Dammit will you come in here?!' I said 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!!'"
14th Aug '16 3:10:34 PM KingLyger
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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking she told]] ''[[ArsonMurderandJaywalking everybody in the delivery room]]'' [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking that my parents were never married!"]]

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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking [[NarrativeProfanityFilter she told]] ''[[ArsonMurderandJaywalking told everybody in the delivery room]]'' [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking room that my parents were never married!"]]
17th Mar '16 7:08:15 AM DrSlide
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--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': My leg!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Cosby''': I don't make house calls!]]

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--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': My leg, my leg!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Cosby''': I don't make house calls!]]calls! Take two aspirin and mail in the five dollars!]]
5th Mar '16 7:58:19 AM 123456789
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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking she told ''everybody in the delivery room'' that my parents were never married!"]]

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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking she told ''everybody told]] ''[[ArsonMurderandJaywalking everybody in the delivery room'' room]]'' [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking that my parents were never married!"]]
5th Mar '16 7:51:50 AM 123456789
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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, she told ''everybody in the delivery room'' that my parents were never married!"

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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking she told ''everybody in the delivery room'' that my parents were never married!"married!"]]
24th Jan '16 5:06:38 AM falcon2484
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--> There was a song, man, that spoke to me. Thank God for poets and songwriters, 'cause I couldn't express it. But there was a song that said it all. And I just heard it on the radio two days ago. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." I mean, I can't sing, but I can say it, jack. "Ain't no mountain high enough, to keep me from gettin' to you.

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--> There was a song, man, that spoke to me. Thank God for poets and songwriters, 'cause I couldn't express it. But there was a song that said it all. And I just heard it on the radio two days ago. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." I mean, I can't sing, but I can say it, jack. "Ain't no mountain high enough, to keep me from gettin' to you. " I mean, whether you're married or not, you know what that means. No mountain! High enough! Keep me from gettin' to you, jack. Oh, baby. Oh, baby! No ocean! Wide enough! To keep me from...Oh, baby! So, after twenty-seven years, here I am dozing off....Back then, I would climb, in the winter, up eight thousand feet, oh baby! And I don't know when the change occurred. I don't know if it was the fifth year, or the fifteenth. But I know, today, if someone came up to me and said, "Mr. Cosby, your wife is up at the top of the mountain, said for you to come up and get her." First thing I'd say is "Well, what the hell's she doing up there?!" Then I'd call my son. Say, "Go on up there and get your mother. Bring her down here and take her over to the hospital, see if she's all right. Oh, baby."
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