History Funny / BillCosby

17th Mar '16 7:08:15 AM DrSlide
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--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': My leg!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Cosby''': I don't make house calls!]]

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--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': My leg, my leg!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Cosby''': I don't make house calls!]]calls! Take two aspirin and mail in the five dollars!]]
5th Mar '16 7:58:19 AM 123456789
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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking she told ''everybody in the delivery room'' that my parents were never married!"]]

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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking she told ''everybody told]] ''[[ArsonMurderandJaywalking everybody in the delivery room'' room]]'' [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking that my parents were never married!"]]
5th Mar '16 7:51:50 AM 123456789
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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, she told ''everybody in the delivery room'' that my parents were never married!"

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-->"My wife stood up... in the stirrups... grabbed my bottom lip... and said, '[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORPHINE!!]]'''' I said, 'But dear...' ''(tries to breathe macho style)'' She said, '[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT UP!]] ''YOU'' DID THIS TO ME!' And on the next contraction, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking she told ''everybody in the delivery room'' that my parents were never married!"married!"]]
24th Jan '16 5:06:38 AM falcon2484
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--> There was a song, man, that spoke to me. Thank God for poets and songwriters, 'cause I couldn't express it. But there was a song that said it all. And I just heard it on the radio two days ago. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." I mean, I can't sing, but I can say it, jack. "Ain't no mountain high enough, to keep me from gettin' to you.

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--> There was a song, man, that spoke to me. Thank God for poets and songwriters, 'cause I couldn't express it. But there was a song that said it all. And I just heard it on the radio two days ago. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." I mean, I can't sing, but I can say it, jack. "Ain't no mountain high enough, to keep me from gettin' to you. " I mean, whether you're married or not, you know what that means. No mountain! High enough! Keep me from gettin' to you, jack. Oh, baby. Oh, baby! No ocean! Wide enough! To keep me from...Oh, baby! So, after twenty-seven years, here I am dozing off....Back then, I would climb, in the winter, up eight thousand feet, oh baby! And I don't know when the change occurred. I don't know if it was the fifth year, or the fifteenth. But I know, today, if someone came up to me and said, "Mr. Cosby, your wife is up at the top of the mountain, said for you to come up and get her." First thing I'd say is "Well, what the hell's she doing up there?!" Then I'd call my son. Say, "Go on up there and get your mother. Bring her down here and take her over to the hospital, see if she's all right. Oh, baby."
24th Jan '16 4:52:11 AM falcon2484
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* This, from his album ''OH, Baby'':
--> There was a song, man, that spoke to me. Thank God for poets and songwriters, 'cause I couldn't express it. But there was a song that said it all. And I just heard it on the radio two days ago. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." I mean, I can't sing, but I can say it, jack. "Ain't no mountain high enough, to keep me from gettin' to you.
14th Aug '15 12:35:18 PM TexaCaliDeeDub
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* AudioPlay/IStartedOutAsAChild: In "Medic," Cosby joins the Army, and becomes a medic because, according to the Geneva Convention, enemy soldiers cannot shoot at medics. He and his fellow medics rethink their decision after viewing a film in which the enemy are violating the Geneva Convention and are taking out the medics first, so when the fighting starts, he leads the medics into a foxhole to watch the war from a distance. [[spoiler: One of the medics is killed by stray shrapnel, and another one, against his comrades' advice, decides to avenge him. When he gets shot, he calls for a medic, but Cosby refuses to come out of the foxhole.]]

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* AudioPlay/IStartedOutAsAChild: In "Medic," Cosby joins the Army, and becomes a medic because, according to the Geneva Convention, enemy soldiers cannot shoot at medics. He and his fellow medics rethink their decision career choices after viewing their CO shows them a film in which the enemy are violating the Geneva Convention and are taking out the medics first, so when the fighting starts, he leads the medics into a foxhole to watch the war from a distance. [[spoiler: One of the medics is killed by stray shrapnel, and another one, against his comrades' advice, decides to avenge him. When he gets shot, he calls for a medic, but Cosby refuses to come out of the foxhole.]]
14th Aug '15 12:33:57 PM TexaCaliDeeDub
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* AudioPlay/IStartedOutAsAChild: In "Medic" Cosby joins the military, and becomes a medic because enemy soldiers won't shoot at medics according to the Geneva Convention. Yet when the war starts he ducks into a foxhole and looks at the war from a distance. [[spoiler: Then one of his friends is shot and fellow soldier decides to revenge him. When he gets shot he calls for a medic, but Cosby refuses to come out of his foxhole.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': MEDIC! HELP ME!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': What for?]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': I'm shot!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': I don't make house calls!]]

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* AudioPlay/IStartedOutAsAChild: In "Medic" "Medic," Cosby joins the military, Army, and becomes a medic because enemy soldiers won't shoot at medics because, according to the Geneva Convention. Yet Convention, enemy soldiers cannot shoot at medics. He and his fellow medics rethink their decision after viewing a film in which the enemy are violating the Geneva Convention and are taking out the medics first, so when the war starts fighting starts, he ducks leads the medics into a foxhole and looks at to watch the war from a distance. [[spoiler: Then one One of the medics is killed by stray shrapnel, and another one, against his friends is shot and fellow soldier comrades' advice, decides to revenge avenge him. When he gets shot shot, he calls for a medic, but Cosby refuses to come out of his the foxhole.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': MEDIC! HELP ME!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': What for?]]
MEDIC!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': I'm shot!]]
'''Cosby''': Whaddaya want?]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': My leg!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Cosby''':
I don't make house calls!]]
20th Mar '15 1:51:06 PM mlsmithca
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6vMTZZZMqQ&list=FLLgI0MlAwo2wrzffcr3npkQ&index=13 Bill Cosby on Prejudice]]: Bill takes on the role of a [[IrrationalHatred ridiculously irrational bigot]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6vMTZZZMqQ&list=FLLgI0MlAwo2wrzffcr3npkQ&index=13 com/watch?v=z6vMTZZZMqQ Bill Cosby on Prejudice]]: Bill takes on the role of a [[IrrationalHatred ridiculously irrational bigot]].
20th Mar '15 1:50:28 PM mlsmithca
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--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': ''"MEDIC! HELP ME!"'']]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': ''"What for?"'']]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': ''"I'm shot!"]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': ''"I don't make house calls!"'']]

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--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': ''"MEDIC! MEDIC! HELP ME!"'']]
ME!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': ''"What for?"'']]
What for?]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': ''"I'm shot!"]]
I'm shot!]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': ''"I I don't make house calls!"'']]calls!]]
----
10th Mar '15 10:50:45 AM Patachou
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6vMTZZZMqQ&list=FLLgI0MlAwo2wrzffcr3npkQ&index=13 Bill Cosby on Prejudice]]: Bill takes on the role of a [[IrrationalHatred ridiculously irrational bigot]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6vMTZZZMqQ&list=FLLgI0MlAwo2wrzffcr3npkQ&index=13 Bill Cosby on Prejudice]]: Bill takes on the role of a [[IrrationalHatred ridiculously irrational bigot]].bigot]].
* AudioPlay/IStartedOutAsAChild: In "Medic" Cosby joins the military, and becomes a medic because enemy soldiers won't shoot at medics according to the Geneva Convention. Yet when the war starts he ducks into a foxhole and looks at the war from a distance. [[spoiler: Then one of his friends is shot and fellow soldier decides to revenge him. When he gets shot he calls for a medic, but Cosby refuses to come out of his foxhole.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': ''"MEDIC! HELP ME!"'']]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': ''"What for?"'']]
--> [[spoiler: '''Soldier''': ''"I'm shot!"]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Medic''': ''"I don't make house calls!"'']]
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