And after Lance Quiller's team wipes out after a bad turn:
Hacksaw: Bernard, I'm sure we've got some young future bobsledders watching, how can they avoid this sort of thing? Drillinger:Take up golf instead, Keen.
Then there's the Calamari brothers' run, which is just like a roller-coaster ride, complete with rattling chain sounds as they head up a steep hill, and screaming their heads off all the way down, only to end their run with a cheerful "Let's-a do it again!"
Lodge Turkell trash-talking Janos Brushteckel after his crushing defeat by Joey Gongalong:
Turkell: You let down your coach! You let down your country! You let down your mother! You're a bum steer! But most importantly, you let down yourself!
(Reveal Shot shows Turkell is standing on Brushteckel's shoulders)