Funny / Abra-Catastrophe!

Mid-Battle Tea Break: The Origin Story

• The entire sequence when Crocker disguises his van as an ice-cream truck. Complete with Pop Goes The Weasel playing in the background and Crocker laughing maniacally.
  • Made even funnier when Crocker then turns the ice-cream truck into a spinach truck to scare children away. "AAAAHH!! SPINACH!!" And, then cue a whole bunch of sailors. "AHOY! SPINACH!"
• Timmy: "When this is over, I'm wishing for a world without puns."
  • Made funnier with Cosmo and Wanda's commentary track, where they say the same thing.
• "SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
  • "Sir, we could've blown the bridge without scrambling the fairies."
    • "I LIKE TO SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
  • "Sir, we usually just poof to Earth. We didn't have to destroy the bridge."
    • "I LIKE TO DESTROY THE BRIDGE!"
• Cosmo. 5-second Pecs. Awesome and hilarious.
  Crocker: (just before Cosmo wails on him) Oh poopie. (A bunch of stilled shots of him being hit, including one where Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Crocker are laughing and drinking tea just before the last punch still.)
• When the Rule-Free Wish Muffin ends up in the school cafeteria, Timmy figures finding it should be easy. Except that it's Muffin Monday!
  AJ: I thought it was Monkey Monday.
  Chester: G'aw, man! What am I gonna do with this!? (Holds up a car muffler)
• The Food Fight scene, with raining muffins. Then the climax where Bippy eats the Magic Muffin.
  Cosmo and Wanda: Oh no!
  Timmy: He's making a WIIIIIIISH! (he and everyone else in the cafeteria runs for their lives)
• After Bippy makes his wish, the theme song plays with Bippy replacing Timmy and a different set of lyrics.
  Chorus: They are his Odd Primates! Fairly Odd Primates!
  Wanda: Wands and wings!
  Cosmo: Grabby taily things!
  Chorus: Odd Primates! Fairly Odd Primates! Bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas! Bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas...
• Crocker's harpoon misses Timmy and reels in Principal Waxelplax instead and his excuse to cover his blunder
  Waxelplax: CROCKER!!! What's the meaning of this fork in my fanny!?
  Crocker: Ummm... It's...Cupid's fork. Of love. I love you!
  Waxelplax: Oh, well, this is so sudden and... unwanted."
• This dialogue after Timmy loses the muffin.
  Cosmo: Timmy, if you want the muffin back, why don't you just wish for it back?
  Timmy: That's a great idea, Cosmo! I wish I had the muffin back!
  Wanda: We can't do that! You know as well as I do that muffin's magic is more powerful than ours!
  Cosmo: Well, duh — I was just wondering why he hadn't asked.
  (Timmy angrily erases Cosmo's mouth, making him shout out muffled gibberish)
• The Running Gag of Wanda getting brown stuff thrown in her face by Bippy, a monkey.
  Wanda: PLEASE be mud...
• Crocker's reaction when Timmy stands up to him:
  Crocker: What would an angry dictator say right now?
  Wanda: "I'm gonna let the fairy go"?
  Crocker: NO!!! (smiling) Good try, though, I respect that.
• One scene has Crocker use his new magic powers to turn Sanjay's head into a toilet in response to Sanjay asking to go to the bathroom. Chester then asks if he can go to the Sanjay, resulting in Crocker turning Chester's head into a urinal.
• A fairy shows photographs to Jorgen while explaining the situation of Crocker conquering the world after kidnapping Wanda. When describing the "crazy, fairy-hunting teacher", he mistakenly holds up a photograph of a chicken.
• Welcome to Slavesdale. Population: Depends on Crocker's mood

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