This Film is Not Yet Rated
, a 2006 documentary
film directed by Kirby Dick, explores the film rating policies in the US in exhaustive detail — and how those policies affect a film's distribution and overall content before its release
. (For the record: a ratings board managed by the Motion Picture Association of America handles the US film ratings system.)
The film contains interviews with numerous filmmakers who believe the ratings system amounts to censorship — as well as scenes from their films that ended up either removed or "adjusted" prior to said films' releases. The documentary exposes how the MPAA keeps the identities of its ratings board's members a closely-guarded secret, then documents the process of trying to discover (and reveal) their identities.
Oh, and here's the kicker: the filmmakers then submit that version of the documentary to the MPAA ratings board. Though it received an NC-17 rating, the final version of the film ended up released as (and will forever remain) unrated.
These Tropes Are Not Yet Rated:
- Blatant Lies: The filmmakers managed to snag two members of the MPAA appeals board who would speak on camera; one of them insisted on anonymity. The film intersplices the two interviews, which give completely contradictory explanations on how the process works. Guess which of the two offers up a more sympathetic description of the process.
- Double Standard: The film points out plenty of them — sex versus violence, male sexuality versus female sexuality, homosexuality versus heterosexuality...
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: The filmmakers didn't present the final released version of this documentary to the MPAA (it only has a second's worth of difference), which means the film never ended up rated by the MPAA.
- Executive Meddling: A majority of the film documents filmmakers' gripes about the rating system all but telling them what they can and can't show in a film.
- Explicit Content: Well, duh.
- Gay Panic: The film dedicates a brief section to how the MPAA often rates scenes with explicit gay content higher than scenes with explicit heterosexual content, even if the straight version shows more than the gay one (e.g. a lesbian masturbating through her bedclothes in But I'm a Cheerleader risks an NC-17, whereas Kevin Spacey whacking off in the shower in American Beauty gets an R).
- Getting Crap Past the Radar - How Team America: World Police and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut managed to get away with what they did.
- Insistent Terminology: The MPAA ratings board wants you to know that they do not consider themselves censors.
- Numerous clips of Jack Valenti show him asserting that the members of the board "are neither gods nor fools, just parents" and represent the "average family". Jamie Babbit, the director of But I'm a Cheerleader, wonders if Valenti thought that meant gay and lesbian parents such as herself. You can probably guess the answer.
- Of course, you can't really define the term "average family" in America because of all the different co-existing cultures. Unless the MPAA refers to "anything that we can't construe as mentally or physically abusive under US law", then their defintion can't make sense given everything that they won't allow in an R-rated movie.
- Kangaroo Court: According to Dick, he could not cite past MPAA decisions during the appeals process, even if they contradicted decisions that ultimately affected his film.
- Media Watchdogs: The film puts a spotlight on them, but it takes the MPAA ratings board to task in particular.
- Moral Guardians: The MPAA says it supposedly has no religious affiliation. Kirby Dick's account of his appeals process, however, says a priest and a Presbyterian minister attended his appeals — and he never really learned why.
- Omniscient Council of Vagueness: The film tries to show the MPAA as a Real Life example with an emphasis on vagueness. According to other sources, filmmakers can try to hazard a guess as to why their film received a particular rating and edit accordingly, but...well, to use a popular stereotype as an analogy, the MPAA is like a woman telling her boyfriend that if he doesn't know what he did to piss her off, he doesn't deserve to be told.
- Trey Parker says he received the "vagueness" treatment with his independently-financed comedy Orgazmo, but got an itemized list of things to tweak when he and Matt Stone submitted the studio-backed South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (which initially received an NC-17).
- One Judge to Rule Them All: According to many of the interviewed directors, MPAA president Jack Valenti had absolute veto power when it came to ratings decisions. He used it quite often, too.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: A section of the film talks about how independent films receive harsher treatment than studio-backed films (this includes Trey Parker recalling the hassles he went through with Orgazmo, as mentioned above).
- Throw It In: Kirby Dick did this with the inclusion of his submission of the film-up-to-that-point to the MPAA. The documentary received an NC-17 for "showing instances of what could cause a film to gain an NC-17 rating". Dick considered this bit just as interesting as the main part of the documentary, so he added it into the now forever-unrated theatrical release.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: The film offers this up as one interpretation of the MPAA ratings board.
Fucks (or derivations of): 20
Intercourse with pie: 1
Cartoons/puppets in sexual situations: 15