"This is just too much weird for one day, baby!"
— Clyde
A 2008 B-Movie starring Troma alumni Tiffany Shepis and Trent Haaga as the first two-thirds of the title. It is Exactly What It Says on the Tin. It's also better than it sounds.
This film provides examples of:
- Axe-Crazy: Bonnie seems just a LITTLE too happy slashing the throats of the hillbillies who ambushed her and Clyde.
- Clyde's not that far behind; see Don't Ask.
- Bittersweet Ending: They've destroyed Dracula and killed Dr. Loveless, but Bonnie's still a vampire and Clyde has to bring her humans to feed on.
- Blowing a Raspberry: Anabel to Dr. Loveless, before she makes her escape.
- Bottomless Magazines
- Chiaroscuro/Hollywood Darkness
- Cloud Cuckoolander/The Ditz: Anabel.
- Don't Ask: Clyde shoots Henry's partner BECAUSE the two of them knew each other in Shreveport. Followed by a Double Entendre from Bonnie:You sure this ain't the Fourth of July? Because that sure looked like fireworks to me.
- Eye Scream: Jake takes a bullet in the gut, then one in the eye socket, and he STILL doesn't die.
- Family Business: A Truth in Television example — the director and three of the actors have the surname "Friend."
- Fight Dracula: Exactly What It Says on the Tin
- Going Commando: Bonnie does this at one point to tease Clyde while he's driving - and he nearly has a head-on collision as a result.
- Gorn: Vampire fangs versus hot lead.
- Guns Akimbo
- Hemo Erotic: In Dracula's first on-screen attack, he bites a female victim in the nether regions. She does not appear to mind in the slightest.
- I Did What I Had to Do: In the end, Clyde buys an apple from a pretty girl at roadside — then kidnaps the girl for the vampirized Bonnie to feed on.
- It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: Our first glimpse of Dr. Loveless's mansion.
- More Dakka: Wouldn't be a Bonnie and Clyde movie without a Thompson submachine gun.
- Ms. Fanservice: Tiffany Shepis. Bathtub Scene. You do the math.
- Name and Name: ...and Name.
- Oh, Crap!: When the fake "Fuller Brush" saleswoman realizes just who got to the farmhouse before her and her partner.
- Clyde, when he realizes he's walked into a house full of vampires...and Dracula.
- Outlaw Couple: Bonnie and Clyde.
- The Renfield: Anabel.
- Shock Collar: Dr. Loveless uses one to keep Anabel in line.
- Shotguns Are Just Better: Bonnie commandeers Clyde's scattergun for the climactic shootout.
- Shout-Out: To The Elephant Man; for most of the movie, Dr. Loveless wears a sack over his head with one eye hole.
- Stocking Filler: Bonnie. See also Victoria's Secret Compartment.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Dr. Loveless delivers one to Anabel.
- She, in turn, offers a Shut Up, Hannibal! retort — followed by a Take That! when he attempts to shock her...only to realize she's fastened her Shock Collar around his ankle.
- Victoria's Secret Compartment: Bonnie keeps a straight razor tucked in her stocking top.
- Weakened by the Light: Guess who?
