"Adonde van las putas"
(trans. "Wherever Whores Go") is a fanfic retelling of the story about the short-lived happiness and marriage between Tyrion and Tysha that is mentioned in the books of A Song of Ice and Fire.
Told in four chapters, the story spans the course of the canon series - with a Foregone Conclusion for unhappy end of Tysha and Tyrion's marriage. The fic follows faithfully what little is told about Tysha in the books, except for one thing: In the fic, Tysha was indeed a whore who had been paid by Jaime to make Tyrion a man, but in the end she genuinely falls in love with him.
This romance/tragedy short fic was written by LitlBird. Published in 2013 on fanfiction.net in Spanish.
This fan fiction provides examples of:
- Becoming the Mask: After a while, Tysha genuinely falls in love with Tyrion, entranced by his kindness.
- Dull Eyes of Unhappiness: Tyrion has a blank stare after Tywin forces him to rape Tysha.
- I Can't Believe a Guy Like You Would Notice Me: I Can't Believe A Girl Like You Would Notice Me! Tyrion is positively puzzled about what Tysha sees in a dwarf like him.
- Heroic BSoD: Tysha. All it took to send her over the edge was not the rape by all the Lannister guards, but realizing that Tyrion's eyes were no longer looking at her with love.
- Hilarity Ensues: The whole scene of the marriage with the drunken septon, who after marrying them faints over the place. Turns out Tyrion was the one who drunk the septon on purpose.
- It's All My Fault: Jaime feels guilty after Tywin forces him to lie to Tyrion about Tysha. He even mutters a "Sorry" to them.
- My Girl Is Not a Slut: Tyrion, after he tries in vain to defend Tysha from his father accusation's. Turns out he is right. Sorta.
- Rape as Drama: The whole scene of Tysha being gang raped by all the guards.
- Star-Crossed Lovers: After Tysha is forced to go "wherever whores go" by Tywin, they are separated, but she believes that she will see Tyrion again someday.
- Tragic Keepsake: Tysha keeps the golden coin Tyrion used and she treasures it.
