The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba
is a Troll Fic
in the Yu-Gi-Oh!
fandom. It centers around the exploits of Yeloh Kaiba
and how she duels, then subsequently has sex with most (all?) of the male cast.
It can be read here
This Fan Fic provides examples of:
- An Aesop: "The moral of the story is that friendship is a powerful bond that lasts a lifetime, and violence is never the answer." ...somehow.
- Author Avatar: The main character shares a name with the user, and most likely resembles them.'
- Deader than Dead: "People die when they are killed, and they were deader than dead as they were shot by a laser beam after being struck by lightening."
- Death Is Cheap: Yeloh is instantly revived after dying.
- Department of Redundancy Department: The story provides such gems as "“Isn't that against the rules?” asked Yeloh, questioningly." and "“You are mean sluts!” said Yeloh, calling the mean sluts, mean sluts." and "“Aw, that's so sad.” said Yeloh, observing Yugi's sadness and feeling sympathy for him"
- Empathic Weather: Raining, snowing, and lightning all at once. ...again, somehow.
- Everyone Is Bi: Most of the characters in the story have sex with a female character, then a male character.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Each chapter is named "Yeloh Meets (Character)"
- IKEA Erotica: It seems the author learned how to describe sex scenes from My Immortal.
- Lemon: There is a lot of sex scenes. Er... so we are told by the narrator.
- Never Say "Die": "It didn't kill him, it just destroyed him a little." and "It didn't kill her, it might of sent her to the Shadow Realm as the harmless edge of the sword cut into her."