The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba
is a 2010 Troll Fic in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom. It centers around the exploits of Yeloh Kaiba and how she duels, then subsequently has sex with most (all?) of the male cast.
This Fanfic provides examples of:
- An Aesop: "The moral of the story is that friendship is a powerful bond that lasts a lifetime, and violence is never the answer." ...somehow.
- Artistic License – Geography: Apparently Wales is a town in England. (As pointed out in Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami, well, technically...)
- Author Avatar: The main character shares a name with the user, and most likely resembles them.
- Captain Obvious: "People die when they
are killed." REALLY? - Crunchtastic: Instant description just add "-ly"
- Deader than Dead: "People die when they are killed, and they were deader than dead as they were shot by a laser beam after being struck by lightening."
- Death Is Cheap: Yeloh is instantly revived after dying.
- Department of Redundancy Department: The story provides such gems as "“Isn't that against the rules?†asked Yeloh, questioningly." and "“You are mean sluts!†said Yeloh, calling the mean sluts, mean sluts." and "“Aw, that's so sad.†said Yeloh, observing Yugi's sadness and feeling sympathy for him"
- Empathic Weather: Raining, snowing, and lightning all at once. ...again, somehow.
- Everyone Is Bi: Most of the characters in the story have sex with a female character, then a male character.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Each chapter is named "Yeloh Meets (Character)"
- IKEA Erotica: It seems the author learned how to describe sex scenes from My Immortal.
- Invincible Hero: She has super powers, is an awesome duelist, and gets good grades because she crouches in her chair, eats candy, and develops bags under her eyes.
- Lemon: There is a lot of sex scenes. Er... so we are told by the narrator.
- Never Say "Die": "It didn't kill him, it just destroyed him a little." and "It didn't kill her, it might of [sic] sent her to the Shadow Realm as the harmless edge of the sword cut into her."
- Yaoi Fan Girl: The author may be one. "Bakura went to Pegasus and Marik, then they all sexed like the comic books that aren't like scriptures and give me cravings."
