- A version in the reviews of TEEN FORTRESS 2:
PLAY THE MARISSATHEWRITER DRINKING GAME!Take a drink when:
I guarantee you will die of alcohol poisoning before you finish this chapter.
- 1) 'lolling' is used as a verb.
- 2) the main characters' names are misspelled in the most ridiculous way possible.
- 3) the chapter number is incorrect (i.e. chapter fife and sex)
- 4) Marissa misspells her own name.
- Several additional points were added in other reviews:
- 5) nouns or adjectives are used as verbs (britished, russianed, happied);
- 6) anytime someone "o-mouthed";
- 7) INEXPLICABLE PLOT TWIST TIME;
- 8) Characters talk in text speak;
- 9) When she says 'feces' instead of face.
- The Half-World version:
Play the It's My Life/Teen Fortress 2 drinking game!
You’ll be dead by the end of the fic. Guaranteed. Works every time.
- Take a drink every time Marissa’s name is spelled wrong.
- Take a drink every time MarissaTheWriter types “… CHARACTER NAME!”
- Take a drink every time a noun or adjective is used as a verb (“britished”, “russianed”, “texased” “happied”, etc.).
- Take a drink every time someone is “lolling” or “o-mouth”ing.
- Take a drink every time someone is using “drugs an beer”.
- Take a drink every time MarissaTheWriter types “feces” instead of “faces” or “face”.
- Take a drink every time there’s a random cameo (Gordon Freeman and his wife Alex What Ever,Gas, the zomboys from Dead Space, etc.).
- Dreigonix version:
- Take a shot every time Chell "booty-quakes."
- Take two shots every time "robot ball/human babies" are mentioned, and wonder what the hell this author was thinking.
- Finish your drink if Marissa and Wheatley have sex. HE'S A ROBOTIC EYEBALL EVEN IN THE FIC! HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK?!
- Take a shot every time something or someone is described as a "goth emo." As a matter of fact, drink whenever this fic is uncannily reminiscent of My Immortal (not counting misspellings unless they are particularly egregious.)
- Take a shot whenever someone commits "sewisde."
- Take a bloody shot every time Wheatley drops a British Cluster F-Bomb.
- Take a shot for every new power Marissa gets.
Return to ITS MY LIFE!.