Take a drink: Note: This page is not to be confused with Drinking With Goosebumps.
- Every time a protagonist is stated to be twelve years old.
- Every time a book concludes with a Twist Ending.
- Finish your drink if it involves a Tomato Surprise with the main characters turning out to be aliens, monsters, robots, etc.
- Every time the protagonists are turned into something inhuman.
- Every time a character uses the phrase "thrills and chills", "a riot", or other fake 90s slang.
- Every time a character has a Gender-Blender Name.
- Every time a chapter ends with a Cat Scare.
- Finish your drink if it involves insects, rats, spiders, or worms.
- Every time the main character seeks revenge against someone.
- Every time the main character has an Annoying Younger Sibling.
- Every time the main character is a Butt-Monkey.
- Every time nobody believes the main character when they tell them about the crazy thing they experienced.
- Every time the main character's parents make them stay with a relative.
- Every time the main character is unfairly blamed for something.
- Every time a camper disappears in a summer camp book.
- Every time someone takes a picture with the camera in Say Cheese and Die! or Say Cheese and Die-Again!
- Every time Wilson one-ups Jack in How I Learned to Fly.
- Every time someone says "Only the Best" in The Horror At Camp Jellyjam
- Every time the monster turns out to be harmless (e.g. Egg Monsters from Mars or The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena).
- Every time a new rule is made up in The Beast From the East.
The Monster Blood series:
- Every time Conan bullies Evan.
- Every time Evan whines about something.
- Every time someone or something eats Monster Blood.
- Every time Andy makes fun of Evan.
- Every time Evan gets beaten up.
- Every time Evan calls Andy Andrea.
- Every time Kermit makes Evan and/or Andy get in trouble.
- Every time Andy has a can of Monster Blood and suggests using it at an attempt of vengeance against anyone with a vendetta against Evan.
The Night of the Living Dummy series:
- Every time someone reads the magic words that bring Slappy to life.
- Every time Slappy insults someone.
- Every time Slappy frames someone for one of his own misdeeds.
- Every time Slappy calls someone his "slave".
