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Original Gods

    Lord Nyx 

Played by: lordnyx

Spheres: Darkness, Night, Kindness, Blue

"If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid?"

  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: A completely silly being that manages to out-cuckoo the rest of the gods still managed to establish the most prolific magic school and the setting’s almighty janitors.

    Donas 

Played by: Megalon

Spheres: Darkness, Corruption, Black Magic, Power

"Go forth my children and enjoy your bloody feast! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill everything in sight! But make sure to take your time. I want that fool Narus to hear every single agonizing scream."

  • God of Evil: One of the few truly evil gods of the pantheon so far.
  • Living Battery: His (sentient) hand is used to power the Holy Grail by Aqua.

    Lodos 

Played by: Asterion

Spheres: Storms, Lightning, Thunder, Rain

"Let them know the Storm has awoken, and it will not be Chained again."

    Krankle 

Played by: Churl

Spheres: Undeath, Comedy, Carnage, Carrion

  • Moral Sociopathy: Holds himself to an odd set of morals, one of the few things he takes almost seriously.
  • The Necrocracy: He built a city of undead.
  • Ninja Prop: In the Numidium fight, he colors in the health bar to make it look like he inflicted a devastating attack.

    The War Gods 

Played by: Lolface 390

Spheres: War (shared between both)

A pair of centepedal sibling gods, Corvlos and Stydion, representing the unhinged personal combat and cold analytical sides of war, respectively.

  • Mask of Sanity: Stydion is every bit as bloodthirsty as his brother, just more composed.

    Eeve’E 

Played by: Onewhiteconehat

Spheres: Futility, Love, Aberrancy, Mad Science-Magic

"Your place in the world is set by distinct lines, easily classified. You are one thing, and that thing is known. Boooooring!"

    Chuck Norris 

Played by: Enderminion

Spheres: Badassery, Battle, EXTREME ACTS OF INDIVIDUAL ABILITY

"I don’t initiate violence, I retaliate."
Yes. THAT Chuck Norris

  • Dirty Communists: Invoked. Chuck hates communists so much the blood of a communist is his weakness.
  • Memetic Badass: In-universe. He is Chuck Norris as a fantasy god, after all.

    Aqua 

Played by:BlackCat-055

Spheres: Water, Purity, Muse of the Arts, Guide to the Afterlife or Reincarnation

The goddess from KonoSuba
  • Adaptational Angst Upgrade: Aqua steadily becomes a much more aware person than her canon self, however this comes with her feeling guilt over her many mistakes and becoming much more emotional.
  • Adaptational Nice Guy:Aqua is much more proactive and determined than canon. Still irresponsible and immature, however.
  • Classical Anti-Hero: An impulsive, emotionally unstable, immature borderline hedonist though she may be, she is still one of the most heroic and moral of the gods.

    Mr. Smiley 

Played by: Misplacer

Spheres: Conflict and Drama

  • Heel–Face Door-Slam: Is eaten by the True Void not long after he decides to better himself and make amends.

    Selusis 

Played by: Kingly K Duel

Spheres: Kaiju, Strange Creatures, Enormous Beasts, Colossal Organic Beings

  • Sizeshifter: His created race, the Azon, can change from human sized to giants.
  • Small Role, Big Impact: In the retconned timeline before the Solar Break, Selusis was presumably not a big player in the god war and wasn’t rebooted in the Alarval universe. Despite this, his elephant creation is believed to be what erased this timeline from existence.
  • When All You Have Is a Hammer…: With all his spheres and powers related to his kaiju creation, it’s easy to forget he can create *any* creature so long as it takes the form of a kaiju, such as his reality warping elephant.

    Rengee 

Played by: Ban The Fairy King

Spheres: Luck, Fortune, Chance, Crows

  • Never My Fault: When the man he cursed turns out to be a terrorist and uses his misfortune on others, Rengee downplays this to Erie and tries to take credit for the man’s defeat.
  • Troll: After discovering his new priest isn’t attractive, he curses him to cause bad luck to others for his own amusement.

    Ghidorah 

Played by: ELDRITCH OCTAHEDRON

Spheres: Death, Gravity, Light, Balance

Reincarnated Gods

    Narus 

Played by: Shield Crown, Lord-Aetherius (took over)

Spheres: Life, Death, Rebirth, Power

  • The Atoner: Is compelled to feel guilt over his past lives' crimes and work to save Elarya.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Although considered a Big Good in-universe, the rare moments he’s set off serve as a reminder of who he was in his last life.

    Echidna 

Played by: Lord-Aetherius

Spheres: Time, Snakes, Assassins, Hygiene

  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: Ultimately motivated to help Elarya, but tries to achieve this through manipulation and running an Assassin’s Guild.

    Pax 

Played by: Trick Ride Spacer

Spheres: Peace, Love, Spirit, Drugs

  • Aliens Made Them Do It: His hippie cult discover an [[Aphrodisiac love gas] which they use in chemical attacks against the Metallicum, Attac, and any other warring forces they encounter.

    Gunter 

Played by: Megalon

Spheres: Greed, Chaos, Fire, Industry

  • Unholy Matrimony: Although initially to advance both of their ambitions, Gunter and Deviaus do fall in love and start a family, portrayed as one of the few humanizing qualities of both characters.

Demigods

     Arthros the Resilient 

Parent: Arboreon

Domains: Drow, Insects, Arachnids, Reptiles

  • Villain Team-Up: From Krankle’s perspective; Arthros originally allies herself with Echidna due to Krankle seemingly being unresponsive to her advances and growing disillusioned with him, but she ends up forming an actual close friendship with the other woman.

     Saint Pale 

’Parent’: Krankle

Domain: Undeath

An undead demigod created by Krankle out of the corpse of Parvati and the corrupted undead soul of his angel Azrael.

  • "It" Is Dehumanizing: Is exclusively referred to as ‘it’, even in its own narration, making it stand out as especially alien.
  • Walking Wasteland: Produces a field that can kill those around it and turn them into undead.

     The Numidium 

Parent: Zero/The Technocracy

Domain: Progress

  • Immortal Breaker: Armed with a refined version of the book of gods’ weaknesses, its’ beams can simulate these for every god and insta-kill.
  • Powered by a Forsaken Child: The Numidium gains its power and divinity from the two surviving brain dead Kings.

Godlings

     Weeaboo 

Parents: Ludum and Azathette

Spheres: ???

Third of the Seven Kings.

     Nec’baard 

Parents: Ludum and Azathette

Spheres: ???

Seventh of the Seven Kings

  • Heel–Face Door-Slam: After being one of the three Kings to survive the arc, it looks like he will find redemption and love. Zero has him hunted down, rendered brain dead, and imprisoned within the Numidium, before he’s killed off accidentally when the gods destroy the machine.

Other Forces

     R.O.B 
"This world is boring. Fix it."
The Random Omnipotent Bastard responsible for sending the gods to Elarya.

  • Everyone Calls Him Bar Keep: The R.O.Bs have names, as shown with Todd. This one just goes by ROB. Word of God is his name is JERRY
  • Uncertain Doom: By the end of the RP, it is unknown if he was killed by the World Forgers after being weakened, died in the war between the two species later, or is still alive by the time of the sequel.

Reporters

     Mr. Yellow 
"Welcome to ENN, I'm Hastur and any semblance of order our world once had has evaporated into a maelstrom of insanity, but you already knew that."
Hastur himself acting as the host of the Elaryan News Network.

  • Affably Evil: Yes, he’a an eldritch abomination, but that won’t stop him from being a professional.
  • Klingon Promotion: Starts the tradition for reporters accidentally when he is given the job after devouring the original one.
  • Sacrificial Lion: Revealed to have been killed in the Decimation to drive home the damage done to Elarya.

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