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Main Characters
Ibrahim Helsing
The titular queer protagonist of the series, Ibrahim is the latest in a long, long line of monster hunting van Helsings. Is the current roommate of (the reluctant) Cassandra Cartwright over in the Ticky Tack Estates suburb.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Alluded to in chapter three of The Miskatonic Affair when asked by Abba how he's made money without the help of his family.
- Handicapped Bad Ass: His prosthetic right leg is no hindrance to fighting the forces of evil.
- Queer Establishing Moment: His introduction in The Vampyre Apostles by the narration noting the Asexual flag pin on his jacket. Further elaborated on during The Miskatonic Affair when he feels like he needs to lie about his orientation in order to be in a relationship, a sadly common Truth in Television for many on the ace spectrum.
- Weirdness Magnet: As a member of the van Helsings, its practically second nature.
Cassandra Carwright
The woman who lets Ibrahim rent her spare room after saving her life in 'The Vampyre Apostles''. Though immediately grateful for his help, she would rather have him leave her for good instead of sticking around, due to attracting villains to her house.
- Action Survivor: Becomes this post-The Vampyre Apostles. Though its more of a deconstruction, due to how much that night traumatizes her weeks well after the fact.
- The Alcoholic: Takes to drinking red wine to alleviate her stress and depression.
- Alliterative Name
- Ambiguously Absent Parent: Her parents aren't around, though they're neither confirmed to be dead or alive.
- Damsel out of Distress: Lures the vampires into a false sense of security before killing Mason Frogg all by herself.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Something terrible happened to her, but that's all the information presented about it.
- Handicapped Bad Ass: Has depression and an anxiety disorder, but manages to stake Mason without help.
- I Gave My Word: Essentially the only reason for why she can't just kick Ibrahim out of her house. Her parents raised her to always keep her promises, even if its to someone like Ibrahim.
- Supporting Protagonist: Quite a lot of stories are centered on her first before Ibrahim, the titular lead, becomes involved.
Supporting Characters
Agent Abba Kaatz
"I’m only going to say this once; I represent a secret network command of law enforcement. Section three, to be precise. There are dark forces afoot in Massachusetts and I need the assistance of Ibrahim Helsing in order to save countless lives".
An international man of espionage, Abba Kaatz first appears in The Miskatonic Affair to recruit Ibrahim Helsing for his official UNCLE mission of stopping cultists over at Miskatonic University.
- Badass Israeli: He's a super spy who has a politically conservative family up in Israel.
- Bound and Gagged: Happens to him after Ibrahim ties him up over a misunderstanding.
- Covert Pervert: Is complimentary and flirtatious towards Ibrahim for a good job of tying him up.
- Didn't Think This Through: See the Nice Job Breaking It, Hero entry.
- Manly Gay
- Mistaken for Thief: Cassandra sees his well dressed appearance and dour demeanor and assumes he robbed a high-retail clothing store.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: His iron-willed approach to finding Helsing only causes Cassandra to slip into a panic attack and Helsing to subdue him as a possible enemy.
- Sharp-Dressed Man
- Too Kinky to Torture: Is a professional spy and is fond of masochism.
- Tuxedo and Martini: Takes this appearance in the very first chapter. As an agent for the UNCLE, this definitely fits the aesthetic.
Antagonists
Mason Frogg
"You see, we vampires belong to a peaceful and sacred religious order called the Ruthvenians. We represent the church of Our Father-In-Darkness and we’re the only religion to have answers about the afterlife. We're leagues above the others because WE ARE THE AFTERLIFE!"
A European vampire of unspecified age representing the Church of Our Father-In Darkness, he and his bride tried to forcibly turn Cassandra Cartwright into a vampire for his harem during the story The Vampyre Apostles. Very quick to anger when things don't go the way he wants them to.
- Asshole Victim: Gets staked by Cassandra while trying to "flatter" her with a racist remark.
- Bad Ass Boast: See the quote above.
- Bad Boss: Doesn't begin to describe Mason Frogg.
- Composite Character: Mason is a mashup of various Lego vampire minifigures, most notably, Lord Vampyre from Monster Fighters
- Faux Affably Evil: Mason tried to present himself and his bride as this, but the façade falls apart when they lose their patience towards Cassandra.
- Classical Movie Vampire
- Dirty Coward: Mason tries to weasel his way out of danger when he knows he's about to lose, going so far as to pin all the blame on his bride, who had been doing all the work for him.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Defied. He really only cares about himself, no matter how devoted and loyal his bride is.
- Fangs Are Evil: Goes hand-in-hand with being a vampire.
- Four Eyes, Zero Soul: Has non-reflective black eyeglasses.
- Never My Fault: Blames absolutely everything that went wrong on his bride, even his own death.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: Displays casual racism towards Cassandra and has a very sexist and controlling attitude towards his bride that also includes physically and vocally abusing her.
- Punny Name: A twofold case; Being based on a Lego minifigure, his first name and surname are related to construction. Mason is the name of a worker who does layout work and Frogg is based on the indent of a brick known as a Frog.
- Unholy Matrimony: Married, but also on the lookout for more wives a harem.
The Bride
''Don’t you ever dare talk to my Lord like that, you foulmouthed worm!” hissed the bride. “Now mind! your! matters!''
An American vampire, also of unspecified age, who is married to Mason Frogg. The more resourceful of the pair, she is also quicker to violence and lives to please her master (despite her master generally ignoring her contributions).
- Avenging the Villain: Swears vengeance towards Cassandra and Ibrahim for their roles in the death of Mason.
- Beleaguered Assistant: Is far more competent than her master, but is "rewarded" by being berated and abused by him.
- Berserk Button: Show even a hint of disrespect towards Mason and you'll regret it.
- Dark Action Girl: Acts like Mason's personal attack dog.
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Though her love for him is strictly one-sided.
- Fangs Are Evil: Goes hand-in-hand with being a vampire.
- Femme Fatalons: The Vampyre Apostles mentions her razor sharp nails.
- Goth
- No Name Given: She's only known as The Bride.
- Pimped-Out Dress: One based on later Baroque-era fashion mixed in with Victorian-era dress and modern Gothic Lolita fashion.
- Unholy Matrimony: Is married to Mason.
Pater Zutter
"Ladies and gentlemen...” said the leader. “Welcome. Welcome to the end of the age of degeneracy and to the rebirth of the western world"
Frater Felix
- Book Dumb: Chapter five has him think China is the capital of Thailand.
- Butt-Monkey: Constantly suffers humiliation during the story, such as getting kicked in the groin by Ibrahim and mocked for being the group's deadweight.
Soror Kaityln
