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Player Characters
Crawford "Mutt" Muttner
Played By: Travis
His goal is to kick Dracula's ass, take his teeth, and turn them into earrings, in order to keep a promise made to his late brother Rusty.
Brother Phileaux
Played By: Clint
- Crystal Dragon Jesus: Phileaux's religion swings between worship of "the sun" and outright quoting Bible verses.
- Sharing a Body: His puppet body originally housed Abraham Van Helsing. After Van Helsing attempts to take over the puppet by force, the two eventually reach an accord, where Van Helsing has agreed
Lady Elizabeth Godwin
Played By: Justin
Formerly an influential member of the Lumineaux social elite, the 73-year-old Lady Godwin was struck by the Wolfman and Dracula while drunk driving, hitting her so hard that her entire body exploded, except for her head and one hand. Fortunately, she had taken out one of Dr. Frankenstein's reanimation insurance policies, leading to her head being placed on the body of Brynhilda, Liberator of Spines, prize fighter and organ donor.She is bitten by a were-horse in the first episode, which provides the impetus for the party's raid on the Were-House.
- Fan Disservice: Played for Laughs with Godwin's awkward attempts to leverage her... assets.
- Grande Dame
- I Call It "Vera": The shopkeep she bought her axe from insisted she name it - so she named it Jennifer Meyers.
- Last-Name Basis: Usually called "Lady Godwin" or just "Godwin".
- Moral Guardians: Parodied. Her first question after being revived with her new body is "Why am I luscious?", lamenting the loss of her "perfectly decent" body.
- Nubile Savage: Parodied.
Lumineaux Residents
Robert Halloween
Mayor of Lumineaux, as well as the guard at all of its gates, and the bartender at the Ghostlight Pub. He wears a lot of hats.
- Speak of the Devil: Say his name, and he will appear to offer assistance, apparently anywhere in the city. It's a sort of Pavlovian thing.
Pierre Reynolds
An acquaintance of Lady Godwin from her high society days, Pierre was the the namesake of the Pierre Reynolds Foundation for Shingles Awareness (and later, Big P's Society for Super-Duper Shingles Awareness). In the present, he's a member of the Lumineaux City Council and a werebear.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Griffin's first voice for Pierre is deemed insufficiently French by Justin, which is explained in-universe as him suffering "inner shingles" that "made it to his tongue".
Mr. Mistoffelees
Yes, that Mr. Mistoffelees. The werecat proprietor of Mists Outfitter.
- Public Domain Character: By way of Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.
- Recurring Element: Follows Garfield, Heathcliff, and Felix/Nermal as a feline-themed shopkeeper referencing a famous fictional cat.
Dracula and Allies
Count Dracula
The immortal vampiric regent of Angrave, and the titular antagonist of the campaign.
- Antagonist Title
- Anti-Villain: Dracula's diary entries
- Public Domain Character
- Our Vampires Are Different: Seems to have made some kind of bargain with a cthonic deity, which is not a usual part of Dracula's origin.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Dracula's latest co-conspirator, Frankenstein left Lumineaux to join Dracula in an as-yet unknown project.
- Insistent Terminology: Characters repeatedly refer to Frankenstein as having "shacked up" with Dracula. The connotations are not lost on the players.
- The Ghost: Has yet to make an in-person appearance.
- Public Domain Character
The Wolfman
Dracula's former best friend and the proprietor of the Were-House, a nightclub that caters to werebeasts.
- Alas, Poor Villain: Lady Godwin decapitating him with a flurry of blows after an apparent peaceful resolution of his earlier fight with the party shocks even Griffin - though he acknowledges he had it coming.
- Faux Affably Evil
- The Hedonist: To the point that Dracula calls him a "bad influence".
- I'm a Humanitarian: Very open about eating people.
- Karma Houdini Warranty: Unknowingly taunting Lady Godwin about his part in her vapourisation gets him decapitated for his trouble.
Others
The Invisible Man
- Phrase Catcher: Some variant on "Oh, I hate that guy." or "He's such an asshole!" Even Dracula gets in on it. Though according to the Wolfman, "he has his reasons".
- Public Domain Character
DJ Thumbs
The orangutan DJ at the Were-House with a fondness for "slam music".
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: The party convincing him to "hit that slam music" starts the collapse of the Were-House's dance floor, corruption of its spring, end of its "chill field" and the ensuing riot, and ultimately, the Wolfman's death.