The main 8 planets of the solar system.
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Mercury
Mercury
Sex: Male
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Older teen – Young adult
Birthday: Unknown
Hair Colour: Burnt umber
Eye Colour: Amber/Orange
Status: Alive
- Berserk Button: Being called short is not pleasant. At all.
- Brutal Honesty: A bit of a straightforward character, he will tell you straight whether he likes you or not.
- Dragged into Drag: In a comic, he is forced into a maid dress for the entertainment. Luna also targets him when she needs someone to crossdress for her interest, due to his small body frame.
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: His Dragged into Drag moment is actually very convincing. However, he will defend his manliness furiously whenever someone tells him he’s a bit ‘girly’ in appearance
- Height Angst: Since people often ridicule him for his really short heigh, he doesn’t take kindly anyone's word about it.
- Lethal Chef: Whenever he cooks, the food usually ends up either burnt or raw because of the extreme difference between his temperature.
- The Napoleon: Not as short as Pluto, but hanging out with the main 8 planets, it's pretty glaring. Oh, do not ever mention two moons are taller than him.
Venus
Venus
Sex: Female
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Older teen – Young adult
Birthday: Unknown
Hair Color: Light Yellow
Eye Colour: Gold/Lime
Status: Alive
- Cool Big Sis: To Earth and Mars. She’s always there whenever Earth gets scared of something or scold them for making spying devices, while her relationship with Mars is a bit more complicated...
- Expy: Started out as basically a female version of England - blonde, harsh and a Lethal Chef.
- Femininity Failure: Earth is better at chores than her, which makes her conscious a bit.
- Girlish Pigtails: The only sign for us to identify her as a girl.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: She has little tolerance for any stupidity happens in her eyesight.
- Hates Being Touched: Hates being touched or characters who are being touchy-feely with her (e.g. Sol).
- Lethal Chef: Food made by her ends up poisonous and totally burnt. Apparently she can’t cook to save her life. Does planet eat, anyway?
- Only Sane Man: Somewhat the "manliest" and "sanest" among a bunch of Cloudcuckoolanders. This is why she’s usually the one who leads every meeting/ gathering.
- The Smurfette Principle: The only planet in the Solar System who's explicitly female.
- Tsundere: Harsh and cold (despite her planet's temperature) to just about everyone. Especially Sol.
Earth
Earth
Sex: Unknown
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Older Teen-Young adult
Birthday: Unknown
Hair Colour: Mahogany
Eye Colour: Blue (occasionally teal)
Status: Alive
- Ambiguous Gender: Their appearance and actions are just all-over-the-place enough to make one wonder whether they’re male or female. Up to now, people use neutral pronouns to call them.
- Beware the Nice Ones: They have seen their share of misery and conflict. That may be expected, since they’re the living embodiment of the planet Earth. They are also mentioned as having a dark side beneath their usually ditzy personality, which normally manifests itself in wars, pollution and so on.
- Brainy Brunette: Brown hair symbolizes the earth surface. While they’re also The Ditz, all the robots they have sent to Mars are their creations, and they have recently become more advanced at astronomy.
- Camera Fiend: Holds a camera all the time in order to capture the greatest pictures of everyone, usually pissing them off in the process.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Their "fanfic" is pretty...strange, to say at least.
- The Ditz: Curious, scatterbrained and a bit of an airhead sometimes.
- Expy: Of Italy, from the notable ahoge to the ditzy personality.
- Genius Ditz: They’re no doubt a ditz, but there are moments they somewhat show a streak of genius.
- Genius Loci: Seeing as they can visit themself while still remaining sapient, Earth technically counts.
- Idiot Hair: It's a flower, representing ‘nature’.
- Nice Guy: You cannot find anyone nicer and friendlier than him among the planets.
- Split Personality: The hidden, violent "Dark Earth".
- Team Chef: The only one can cook well amongst the planets (a reference to being in the 'Goldilocks zone').
- The Peeping Tom: Takes secret pictures of other planet’s ‘surfaces’ and compiles it in albums for the sake of science!
Mars
Mars
Sex: Male
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Older Teen-Young adult
Birthday: Unknown
Hair Colour: Red-Orange
Eye Colour: Orange
Status: Alive
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Thinks everyone is ‘male’ by default (whether or not it’s a joke is unknown). Like Earth, he’s an airhead and quite naive.
- Collector of the Strange: Likes collecting rocks and naming them. Other than that, he has lots of strange things in his house, scaring Earth sometimes.
- Expy: Initially, of America.
- Genius Ditz: When it comes to geological features, especially his own place, no one can beat him.
- Innocently Insensitive: He is a bit clueless if he annoyed someone or not.
- Shonen Hair: The red, mildly spiky hair you would likely encounter on a Shounen protagonist's head. They’re not natural, mind you.
Jupiter
Jupiter
Sex: Male
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Young adult
Birthday: Unknown
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Eye Colour: Red
Status: Alive
- Afraid of Their Own Strength: His strong gravity can lead to him unintentionally breaking things or hurting people, which terrified him.
- The Big Guy: The tallest guy in the group. In human standards, he is about 6’4’’ tall.
- Covered with Scars: Has some pretty serious scars due to being constantly hit by comet.
- Cuteness Proximity: He loves small things, which extends to being fond of any celestial body way smaller than him (e.g. Mercury, Earth, Asteroids, comets etc).
- Distinguishing Mark: The famous "Great Red Spot" is a birthmark.
Word of God says that it's "on a place he can't show us".
- Eyes Always Shut: Not always actually, but he often keeps his eyes shut due to people finding them scary, giving him a fox-like appearance.
- Large and in Charge: He's the tallest and largest of the planets.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Has huge red eyes, giving him a slightly scary appearance. Which is not wrong.
- Stepford Smiler: Always seen with a smile glued to his face, even when he’s threatening.
- Tranquil Fury: That perpetual smile just makes things scarier when he’s angry.
- Yandere: His Cuteness Proximity has risen to a whole new level: he wishes to ‘keep’ them in his home. He has captured passing comets, making them into temporary moons for years before they manage to escape; and keeps Shoemaker-Levy 9’s shredded pieces in his basement.
Saturn
Saturn
Sex: Male
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Young adult
Birthday: Unknown
Hair Colour: Silver Grey
Eye Colour: Silver
Status: Alive
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: He looks more feminine than Venus!
- Icy Gray Eyes: Those silver eyes highlight his stoic, distant personality.
- Mad Artist: He draws well, actually, but his sense of beauty may deviate from the usual concept of ‘beauty’ sometimes.
- Mundane Utility: His rings can act as a swim ring (a reference to Saturn being lighter than water).
- Mystical White Hair: Has beautiful silver grey hair.
- Singing Voice Dissonance: Saturn's singing voice is said to sound like the underworld.
- The Quiet One: Doesn’t talk much, fitting his stoic aura.
- The Stoic: Reserved, poised, never emotes and somewhat apathetic. When he finally shows interest in something, it surprises others. He also has a tendency to act seemingly ‘out-of-character’ in a very stoic way.
Uranus
Uranus
Sex: Male
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Young adult
Birthday: Mar 13 (Discovery Date)
Hair Colour: Aquamarine
Eye Colour: Light Aqua
Status: Alive
- Aloof Older Brother: He is not the most affectionate brother out there for Neptune, but still.
- Berserk Button: Don’t make a joke out of his name, he won’t take it kindly. Sometimes he wished Earth could have given him a less embarrassing nickname since present Earthlings make it into a joke.
- Big Brother Instinct: An aloof but protective one for Neptune.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: A bit of an oddball.
- The Comically Serious: His cold demeanor sometimes becomes the source of humor.
- Crazy Jealous Guy: Played for Laughs when it comes to Neptune.
- Embarrassing First Name: Uranus. I will let you figure that out yourself.
- Icy Blue Eyes: He is noted to have really dull and soulless-looking eyes, which looks ‘possessed’ sometimes.
- Meaningful Appearance: His strange aquamarine hair color is reflective of how the real Uranus looks.
- No Sense of Direction: His sense of direction is a bit off and he frequently gets lost. (A reference to Uranus whacked axis of rotation)
- The Stoic: Not much an expressive person.
Neptune
Neptune
Sex: Male
Chronological Age: Approx. 4.6 Billion Years
Physical Age: Young adult
Birthday: Sep 23 (Discovery Date)
Hair Colour: Blue
Eye Colour: Blue
Status: Alive
- The Baby of the Bunch: Is deemed as one in the outer group, much to his dismay. He is not someone's "baby brother"!
- Curtains Match the Window: His hair and eyes are both blue.
- Distinguishing Mark: Has a dark blue birthmark on his thigh.
- Good with Numbers: He’s very good at mathematics, the subjects 99% of people loathe.
- Tsundere: The clearest example in the team, Neptune is a bit mean to those he loves. He usually enjoys denying things, even if others can see he likes it.
- Meaningful Appearance: His hair is dark blue, like the real Neptune's surface.
