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Dina CalienteIt is often said that Dina has a mind of her own, but she is quick to disagree. She likes chocolate and dreams of making it big.
Nina CalienteDeeply connected to her Mediterranean roots, Nina likes exercise and bread pudding.
Donald "Don" LotharioSo many ladies, so little time. When Don isn't thinking about dating, he's sleeping.
Bella GothElegant and athletic are two qualities that describe Bella. She enjoys a variety of activities from golf to miniature golf.
Cassandra GothCassandra is the quiet, mysterious type. Nobody ever knows quite what she's thinking.
Mortimer GothCheerful and outgoing, Mortimer brings his old country upbringing into the modern age. He has an unusual fondness for insects.
Jon Smith Tricou
Kiernan & Kvornan Tricou
Olive SpecterOlive will stop at nothing to get what she wants. She spends her time collecting mushrooms, sharpening sticks, and excavating her yard.
DJ "Junior" Specter (a.k.a Nervous Subject)
Kaylynn Langerak IKaylynn - unlike her father, brother, and aunt - tries to keep a spotless house. She enjoys painting when she gets a break from cleaning up after everyone.
Kaylynn Langerak II
Parker LangerakParker is a sloppy, laid-back schmoozer who is only interested in getting attention from girls when he sweet-talks them.
Ocean Big/Gwrtheym McGork Jr.
Circe SalamisCirce knows 238 different ways to make someone scream, and none of them are nice. She enjoys taxidermy and collecting coat hangers.
Elden HickElden is a hard worker and a mean pinball player. Not many people know he has a fondness for classical music.