Badass Creed: Webcomics

  • Penny Arcade did a short story called the Lookouts, which had a Badass-in-Training Creed in the form of the Lookout's motto:
    "The Eyrewood reaches top to toe,
    And through this wood we all must go.
    Let Winter freeze, and Summer burn.
    What men must know, a boy must learn."
    • Their credo is concise but also awesome: "May We Die in the Forest".
  • From the FBI agents in Sinfest
    Every law you break...
  • Tales of the Questor (This is actually a well known bible passage, so it doubles as As the Good Book Says)
    The lord is my shepherd;
    I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in green pastures;
    he leadeth me beside the still waters.
    He restoreth my soul;
    He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil, for thou art with me,
    thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
    Thou preparedst a table for me in the presence of mine enemies;
    thou anointest my head with oil;
    my cup runneth over.
    Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life;
    and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
  • From this Subnormality strip [1], the 115th Infantry Division of the Galactic Defense Force.
  • From the OrderOfTheStick strips : "Only the honor of a paladin is unbreakable."