Awesome / Princess Rap Battles

Galadriel vs. Leia

• Galadriel gets off to a strong start in her battle with Leia.
  Galadriel: You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
  By the time I end this line YOU WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
• But Leia No Sells the display of magical might and comes back swinging by pointing out which one of them actually, y'know, did stuff.
  Leia: What a strong female character, obsessed with a ring
  And you had to send a group of men to fix everything!
  When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree
  I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy!
• That said, Galadriel's last verse is one cheap but brutal shot after another.
  Galadriel: I will never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
  And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
  My lyrics so wet, I'm like a rhyming typhoon
  How's Alderaan doing - sorry, too soon?
  [...]
  You Shall Not Pass! Challenge another!
  You can kiss my ass - pretend it's your brother!
  • Bonus points for Luke gagging in the background, like he really didn't need to be reminded of that part.

Mrs. Claus vs Mary Poppins

• Regardless of who rapped the best, you can't deny that Mary sure got the last word by blowing the Clauses into the sky.

Cinderella vs. Belle

• Cinderella brings up the skeevy undertones to Belle's story.
  Cinderella: Let's look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality
  The Stockholm Syndrome story, Beauty and the Bestiality!
• Belle, in return, notes the Values Dissonance of Cinderella's.
  Belle: Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years
  Do your chores, clean the floors, 'til a man just appears?
• And also that for someone who's supposed to be a heroine, Cinderella isn't that different from the villain of Belle's story...
  Belle: You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed
  You wanna live like Gaston? Please, be our guest!
• Cinderella shoots back by pointing out that just because your price is something other than gold, that doesn't mean you can't be bought...
  Cinderella: Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really hairy?
  The Beast was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library!
• She also claims that Belle is just jealous.
  Cinderella: I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale wedding
  You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding!
• While many other characters in the series have Slut-Shaming as a go-to insult, Belle - true to her claim of being a modern heroine - is proud of her sexuality.
  Belle: My prince saved my life, and don't be misled
  I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed!
  [...]
  You say you wanna party, next you run off down the halls
  It's like you always choke once you make it to the balls!
• While she has to Break The Fourth Wall to do it, Cinderella delivers one pretty serious slam - if it wasn't for her, Belle would have never existed.
  Cinderella: Oh, you think that's funny? Here's a history lesson, honey
  My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money
  You followed in my footsteps - without me there's no you!
  Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes!

Maleficent vs. Daenerys

• Just generally, consider this: Maleficent is an evil fairy with godlike powers. Aside from an immunity to fire, Daenerys is just a regular person. And she still spends the entire video smirking at Maleficent, completely unimpressed, and bragging about her accomplishments - all of which, again, she canonically achieved while being a regular person. Makes you remember why we have a Badass Normal trope...
  Daenerys: (after being told that Maleficent has "all the powers of hell") Oh, whatever, Elvira! You call that a verse?
  You're a fairytale bully! Find an infant to curse!
  • And of course there's:
    Daenerys: If you're so powerful then answer me this:
    What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss?
• Maleficent brings up Daenerys' family history. It's... demoralising.
  Maleficent: You know, I'm just so delighted by your family's bad luck
  A curse would be useless - you already suck!
  First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother
  Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered!
• Maleficent drags Daenerys into a cartoon, turns into a dragon and breathes fire on her... and Daenerys just walks out of the flames unharmed and gets in Maleficent's face. Maleficient herself smiles and seems impressed by this.
  Daenerys: I'm the Mother of Dragons, you can't burn me!
  The best don't rest, it's my destiny
  So send me back home, I've an empire to build
  Or you'll scream when you die like the last witch I killed!
• The stinger has Daenerys turn back up in the throne room, still with her clothes burned off, causing Wayne and Garth to kneel down and chant "we're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Not the least bit embarrassed, Daenerys just smirks at the camera as if to say, "yes, you're so right, I'm precisely that hot!"

Harley Quinn and Birds of Prey

• This part of Dinah's verse, where she talks about wanting to rid Gotham of it's criminal element:
  Dinah: Sassy songbird siren stuck here, sitting, waiting my turn.
  thinking someday soon I'll have to wise up, rise up, and burn.
  this whole crooked wicked criminal club to the ground
  I swear on my momma's grave, I wanna clean up this town!