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The StockholmSyndrome story, Beauty and the [[BestialityIsDepraved Bestiality]]!

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The StockholmSyndrome UsefulNotes/StockholmSyndrome story, Beauty and the [[BestialityIsDepraved Bestiality]]!
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Per TRS Good People Have Good Sex is now a disambig page.


I want a man in the street [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex but a beast in the bed!]]\\

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I want a man in the street [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex [[SexGod but a beast in the bed!]]\\
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* Maleficent drags Daenerys into a cartoon, turns into a dragon and breathes fire on her... and Daenerys just [[NoSell walks out of the flames unharmed]] and gets in Maleficent's face.

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* Maleficent drags Daenerys into a cartoon, turns into a dragon and breathes fire on her... and Daenerys just [[NoSell walks out of the flames unharmed]] and gets in Maleficent's face. Maleficient herself [[WorthyOpponent smiles and seems impressed by this]].
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* And also that for [[NominalHero someone who's supposed to be a heroine,]] Cinderella is NotSoDifferent from the ''villain'' of Belle's story...

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* And also that for [[NominalHero someone who's supposed to be a heroine,]] Cinderella is NotSoDifferent isn't that different from the ''villain'' of Belle's story...

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'''thinking someday soon I'll have to wise up, rise up, and burn.\\
'''this whole crooked wicked criminal club to the ground\\
'''I swear on my momma's grave, I wanna clean up this town!

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'''thinking thinking someday soon I'll have to wise up, rise up, and burn.\\
'''this this whole crooked wicked criminal club to the ground\\
'''I I swear on my momma's grave, I wanna clean up this town!town!
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[[folder: Harley Quinn and Birds of Prey]]
* This part of Dinah's verse, where she talks about wanting to rid Gotham of it's criminal element:
-->'''Dinah:''' Sassy songbird siren stuck here, sitting, waiting my turn.\\
'''thinking someday soon I'll have to wise up, rise up, and burn.\\
'''this whole crooked wicked criminal club to the ground\\
'''I swear on my momma's grave, I wanna clean up this town!
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Misuse of Too Soon


How's Alderaan doing - sorry, TooSoon?\\

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How's Alderaan doing - sorry, TooSoon?\\too soon?\\
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-->'''Leia:''' I will never give in to your Jedi mind, trick\\

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-->'''Leia:''' -->'''Galadriel:''' I will never give in to your Jedi mind, trick\\
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-->'''Belle:''' My prince saved my life, and don't be misled\\
I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed!\\

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-->'''Belle:''' [[RescueRomance My prince saved my life, life,]] and don't be misled\\
I want a man in the street [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex but a beast in the bed!\\bed!]]\\

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-->'''Cinderella:''' Let's look at your mentality\\
[[FreudWasRight Freud loves your abnormality]]\\
The StockholmSyndrome story\\
Beauty and the [[BestialityIsDepraved Bestiality]]!
* Belle, in return, notes Cinderella's ValuesDissonance.
-->'''Belle:''' Your tale as old as time\\
Sets us back fifty years\\
Do your chores, clean the floors\\
'Til a man just appears?

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-->'''Cinderella:''' Let's look at your mentality\\
mentality, [[FreudWasRight Freud loves your abnormality]]\\
The StockholmSyndrome story\\
story, Beauty and the [[BestialityIsDepraved Bestiality]]!
* Belle, in return, notes Cinderella's ValuesDissonance.
the ValuesDissonance of Cinderella's.
-->'''Belle:''' Your tale as old as time\\
Sets
time sets us back fifty years\\
Do your chores, clean the floors\\
'Til
floors, 'til a man just appears?



-->'''Belle:''' You're shallow and obsessed\\
With looks and how you're dressed\\
You wanna live like Gaston?\\
Please, be our guest!

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-->'''Belle:''' You're shallow and obsessed\\
With
obsessed with looks and how you're dressed\\
You wanna live like Gaston?\\
Gaston? Please, be our guest!



-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, ''I'm'' the one who's shallow\\
'Cause your prince was really hairy?\\
The Beast was in the friend zone\\
'Til he gave you his library!

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-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, ''I'm'' the one who's shallow\\
'Cause
shallow 'cause your prince was really hairy?\\
The Beast was in the friend zone\\
'Til
zone 'til he gave you his library!



-->'''Cinderella:''' I'm the American dream\\
With a fairy-tale wedding\\
You've got teapots for friends\\
And I think your man's shedding!

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-->'''Cinderella:''' I'm the American dream\\
With
dream with a fairy-tale wedding\\
You've got teapots for friends\\
And
friends and I think your man's shedding!



-->'''Belle:''' My prince saved my life\\
And don't be misled\\
I want a man in the street\\
But a beast in the bed!\\

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-->'''Belle:''' My prince saved my life\\
And
life, and don't be misled\\
I want a man in the street\\
But
street but a beast in the bed!\\



You say you wanna party\\
Next you run off down the halls\\
[[DoubleEntendre It's like you always choke\\
Once you make it to the balls!]]

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You say you wanna party\\
Next
party, next you run off down the halls\\
[[DoubleEntendre It's like you always choke\\
Once
choke once you make it to the balls!]]



-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, you think that's funny?\\
Here's a history lesson, honey\\
My movie saved the studio\\
When [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt]] was out of money\\
You followed in my footsteps\\
Without me ''there's no you!''\\
Disney built an empire\\
On these tiny glass shoes!

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-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, you think that's funny?\\
funny? Here's a history lesson, honey\\
My movie saved the studio\\
When
studio when [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt]] was out of money\\
You followed in my footsteps\\
Without
footsteps - without me ''there's no you!''\\
Disney built an empire\\
On
empire on these tiny glass shoes!



-->'''Daenerys:''' (''after being told that Maleficent has "all the powers of hell"'') Oh, ''whatever,'' Elvira!\\
You call that a verse?\\
You're a fairytale bully\\
Find an ''infant'' to curse!

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-->'''Daenerys:''' (''after being told that Maleficent has "all the powers of hell"'') Oh, ''whatever,'' Elvira!\\
Elvira! You call that a verse?\\
You're a fairytale bully\\
bully! Find an ''infant'' to curse!



--->'''Daenerys:''' If you're so powerful\\
Then answer me this:\\
What kind of crap magic\\
Gets destroyed by a kiss?

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--->'''Daenerys:''' If you're so powerful\\
Then
powerful then answer me this:\\
What kind of crap magic\\
Gets
magic gets destroyed by a kiss?



-->'''Maleficent:''' You know, I'm just so delighted\\
By your family's bad luck\\
A curse would be useless -\\
You ''already'' suck!\\
First daddy went mad\\
Then you killed your own mother\\
Hothead brother was murdered\\
By the husband you smothered!

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-->'''Maleficent:''' You know, I'm just so delighted\\
By
delighted by your family's bad luck\\
A curse would be useless -\\
You
- you ''already'' suck!\\
First daddy went mad\\
Then
mad, then you killed your own mother\\
Hothead brother was murdered\\
By
murdered by the husband you smothered!



-->'''Daenerys:''' I'm the Mother of Dragons\\
You can't burn me\\
The best don't rest\\
It's my destiny\\
So send me back home\\
I've an empire to build\\
Or you'll scream when you die\\
Like the last witch I killed!

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-->'''Daenerys:''' I'm the Mother of Dragons\\
You
Dragons, you can't burn me\\
me!\\
The best don't rest\\
It's
rest, it's my destiny\\
So send me back home\\
home, I've an empire to build\\
Or you'll scream when you die\\
Like
die like the last witch I killed!
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* Cinderella shoots back by pointing out that just because your price is something other than gold, that doesn't mean you can't be bought...

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* Cinderella shoots back by pointing out that just because your price is something other than gold, that [[GoldDigger doesn't mean you can't be bought...]]
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YouShallNotPass, challenge another\\

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YouShallNotPass, challenge another\\YouShallNotPass Challenge another!\\


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[[folder:Maleficent vs. Daenerys]]
* Just generally, consider this: Maleficent is an evil fairy with godlike powers. Aside from an immunity to fire, Daenerys is just a regular person. And she ''still'' spends the entire video smirking at Maleficent, completely unimpressed, and bragging about her accomplishments - all of which, again, she canonically achieved ''while being a regular person.'' Makes you remember why we have a BadassNormal trope...
-->'''Daenerys:''' (''after being told that Maleficent has "all the powers of hell"'') Oh, ''whatever,'' Elvira!\\
You call that a verse?\\
You're a fairytale bully\\
Find an ''infant'' to curse!
** And of course there's:
--->'''Daenerys:''' If you're so powerful\\
Then answer me this:\\
What kind of crap magic\\
Gets destroyed by a kiss?
* Maleficent brings up Daenerys' family history. It's... [[RoyallyScrewedUp demoralising.]]
-->'''Maleficent:''' You know, I'm just so delighted\\
By your family's bad luck\\
A curse would be useless -\\
You ''already'' suck!\\
First daddy went mad\\
Then you killed your own mother\\
Hothead brother was murdered\\
By the husband you smothered!
* Maleficent drags Daenerys into a cartoon, turns into a dragon and breathes fire on her... and Daenerys just [[NoSell walks out of the flames unharmed]] and gets in Maleficent's face.
-->'''Daenerys:''' I'm the Mother of Dragons\\
You can't burn me\\
The best don't rest\\
It's my destiny\\
So send me back home\\
I've an empire to build\\
Or you'll scream when you die\\
Like the last witch I killed!
* The stinger has Daenerys turn back up in the throne room, still with her clothes burned off, causing [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] to kneel down and chant "we're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Not the least bit embarrassed, Daenerys just smirks at the camera as if to say, "yes, you're so right, I'm ''precisely'' that hot!"
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By the I end this line [[VoiceOfTheLegion YOU WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!]]

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By the time I end this line [[VoiceOfTheLegion YOU WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!]]
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[[folder:Cinderella vs. Belle]]
* Cinderella brings up the skeevy undertones to Belle's story.
-->'''Cinderella:''' Let's look at your mentality\\
[[FreudWasRight Freud loves your abnormality]]\\
The StockholmSyndrome story\\
Beauty and the [[BestialityIsDepraved Bestiality]]!
* Belle, in return, notes Cinderella's ValuesDissonance.
-->'''Belle:''' Your tale as old as time\\
Sets us back fifty years\\
Do your chores, clean the floors\\
'Til a man just appears?
* And also that for [[NominalHero someone who's supposed to be a heroine,]] Cinderella is NotSoDifferent from the ''villain'' of Belle's story...
-->'''Belle:''' You're shallow and obsessed\\
With looks and how you're dressed\\
You wanna live like Gaston?\\
Please, be our guest!
* Cinderella shoots back by pointing out that just because your price is something other than gold, that doesn't mean you can't be bought...
-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, ''I'm'' the one who's shallow\\
'Cause your prince was really hairy?\\
The Beast was in the friend zone\\
'Til he gave you his library!
* She also claims that Belle is [[GreenEyedMonster just jealous.]]
-->'''Cinderella:''' I'm the American dream\\
With a fairy-tale wedding\\
You've got teapots for friends\\
And I think your man's shedding!
* While many other characters in the series have SlutShaming as a go-to insult, Belle - true to her claim of being a modern heroine - is [[GoodBadGirl proud of her sexuality]].
-->'''Belle:''' My prince saved my life\\
And don't be misled\\
I want a man in the street\\
But a beast in the bed!\\
[...]\\
You say you wanna party\\
Next you run off down the halls\\
[[DoubleEntendre It's like you always choke\\
Once you make it to the balls!]]
* While she has to [[BreakingTheFourthWall Break The Fourth Wall]] to do it, Cinderella delivers one pretty serious slam - if it wasn't for her, Belle ''would have never existed.''
-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, you think that's funny?\\
Here's a history lesson, honey\\
My movie saved the studio\\
When [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt]] was out of money\\
You followed in my footsteps\\
Without me ''there's no you!''\\
Disney built an empire\\
On these tiny glass shoes!
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[[folder:Galadriel vs. Leia]]
* Galadriel gets off to a strong start in her battle with Leia.
-->'''Galadriel:''' You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair\\
By the I end this line [[VoiceOfTheLegion YOU WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!]]
* But Leia [[NoSell No Sells]] the display of magical might and comes back swinging by pointing out which one of them actually, y'know, ''did stuff.''
-->'''Leia:''' [[SarcasmMode What a strong female character,]] obsessed with a ring\\
[[MenActWomenAre And you had to send a group of men to fix everything!]]\\
When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree\\
[[LadyOfWar I led the Rebel Alliance]] and we saved the whole galaxy!
* That said, Galadriel's last verse is one cheap but brutal shot after another.
-->'''Leia:''' I will never give in to your Jedi mind, trick\\
And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked\\
My lyrics so wet, I'm like a rhyming typhoon\\
How's Alderaan doing - sorry, TooSoon?\\
[...]\\
YouShallNotPass, challenge another\\
You can kiss my ass - [[BrotherSisterIncest pretend it's your brother!]]
** Bonus points for Luke gagging in the background, like he ''really'' didn't need to be reminded of that part.
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[[folder: Mrs. Claus vs Mary Poppins]]
* Regardless of who rapped the best, you can't deny that Mary sure got the last word by ''[[BlowYouAway blowing the Clauses into the sky.]]''
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