History SelfDemonstrating / Lobo

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''[[Comicbook/OmegaMen Omega Men]]'' #3 (June, 1983), UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks where those guys became standard didn't start for about another three years. Records of my life turned up in my own [[ComicBook/LoboTheLastCzarnian 4 issue mini-series]] (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

Name's [[Characters/DCComicsLobo Lobo]], and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way -- [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer -- ferget the guy in the [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em how I really felt. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: In German my CatchPhrase goes "Rostiger Röhrenpilz!" Dunno whether to like it or to frag somebody for it. And of course the Main Man!

* CatchPhrase: Feetal's Gizz!

* CharacterAlignment: ...fuzzy, right? Is just like that [[Creator/MarilynMonroe hot mamma of yer's used ta say]]: "If you can't handle my [[WildCard best]], YOU SURE AS FRAG DESERVE ME AT MY [[ChaoticEvil WORST!!!]]"

* RedBaron: Alright, let’s run through the list. The Main Man, Scourge o' the Cosmos, The Last Czarnian, The Destroyer, The Master Fragger, The 'Bo, The Wolf, Mister Machete, He Who Devours Your Entrails and Thoroughly Enjoys It, and that’s just naming a few of ‘em.

* ObliviousToLove: Ahhh, [[HopelessSuitor Darlene]]...!!! Fe'r all ot those who think I don't have a fragg'n heart. We're JustFriends for what I'm concern'd, even though I think of her very often. But I've heard [[UnrequitedTragicMaiden she says diff'rent]].

Also, it turns out that I kind of have a daughter who was part of the [[ComicBook/TeenTitansRebirth Teen Titans]]. Welp, at least she can help me when I'm [[ComicBook/CrushAndLobo stuck in prison again]].

* NamesTheSame: I doubt you'd confuse me with [[Series/BJAndTheBear that sheriff]]. [[invoked]]

Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way -- [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer -- ferget the guy in the [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em how I really felt. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

* WeaponOfChoice: The Main Man uses a lot of weapons from gun and knifes to weapons of mass destruction, but the good ol' [[ChainPain Chain]] and [[HooksAndCrooks hook]] is always the go tool to get the job done.

''(Best read in the voices of Creator/BradGarrett, Creator/KevinMichaelRichardson, Creator/DavidSobolov or Creator/JohnDiMaggio'').

Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way -- [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer -- ferget the guy in the [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: And I can even [[UpToEleven smoke a fraggin' cigar]] in space.

* KnifeNut: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you?

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''[[Comicbook/OmegaMen Omega Men]]'' #3 (June, 1983), UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks where those guys became standard didn't start for about another three years. Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

I also had my own [[WebAnimation/LoboWebseries webseries]] which chronicle my fragging awesome adventures throughout the galaxy.

Oh, and, I ''finally'' made it to fraggin' official live action! It's only in [[Series/{{Krypton}} that weird show about Supes' planet]] for now, but I'm sure those dweebs from Warner Bros. will find a way to bring me to the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse big fraggin' screen]], [[DevelopmentHell someday]]! Better have Creator/JamesGunn or Creator/RobZombie to direct my movie, not fraggin' Creator/MichaelBay.

* EveryoneHasStandards: Just like I hold on to my word, you better hold on to yours, or else I'll introduce yer bowels to the sharp end o' my hooks. Also, don't hurt dolphins. Just don't.

''(Best read in the voices of Creator/BradGarrett, Creator/DavidSobolov or Creator/JohnDiMaggio'').

Oh, and, I ''finally'' made it to fraggin' official live action! It's only in [[Series/{{Krypton}} that weird show about Supes' planet]] for now, but I'm sure those dweebs from Warner Bros. will find a way to bring me to the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse big fraggin' screen]], [[DevelopmentHell someday]]!

* FlippingTheBird: I do it when I burn those chumps in [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though[[note]]I ain't buyin' that "Rated T" crap, every teen knows what a middle finger is[[/note]], but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.

* PardonMyKlingon: ...have ya' already see my fragin' omniglot entry?