[[caption-width-right:300:The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]

->''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' as in 'disem''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''
-->-- '''Lobo''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man"


Listen up, dweebs! Seein' as how I'm me, it's time I gave ya the real lowdown on the Main Man.

Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Franchise/StarWars potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983), UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks where those guys became standard didn't start for about another three years. Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck duck]]''. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]

The Comicbook/{{New 52}} has taken its toll on my glorious self by making me conspicuously unglorious. Those bastiches turned me into [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130913191745/http://omelete.uol.com.br/images/galerias/Lobo-Novos-52//Lobo-Novos-52.jpg a nancy boy]]! Oh wait, turns out, I'm in it, [[IdentityImpersonator as a fake?]] And that pansy killed me?! No way chumps, I ain't standin' fer this!

Well whaddya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Justice League, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[ComicBook/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. 'Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? 'Can't wait to find out.

!!The Main Man owns the followin' Tropes:

* AmusingAlien: What, is CaptainObvious doing this list?
* AmusingInjuries: Frequently inflicted onto others but I can make any gruesome injury of my own hilarious.
* AntiHero: I make the worst villains look like pussies.
* AntiHeroSubstitute: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' cartoon, yours truly showed up [[AntiHeroSubstitute to take his place]], since no-one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.
* ApocalypseHow: That one time I found ComicBook/TheMask.
* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Yes fine fine, that no good goody-goody Dox managed to get the drop on me and pressganged me into working for his wussy L.E.G.I.O.N outfit. He just got lucky, that's all!
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Ya can find numerous examples of me breaking a lotta laws to various degrees, with a decent list being under List of Transgressions, and Iíve done all three offenses themselves taí boot.
* BadassBiker: I'm DC's best example of this! Heck, my hog's so fraggin' awesome, she leaves black holes in'er dust!
* BadassDecay: Okay, that depowered bell-bellied slob in ''ComicBook/KingdomCome'' ain't me. That's another ''dimension''. Though, hey, if yer gonna waste away sittin' on your duff, may as well do it in a dingy bar.
* BarredFromTheAfterlife: Well, I was kicked out of ''both'' heaven and hell! I'm thus immortal!
* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: And I can even [[UpToEleven smoke a fraggin' cigar]] in space.
* BerserkButton
** Any of you bastiches even ''look'' at a space dolphin funny when I'm around, an' I'll rip your intestines outta yer ass with my hook!
** And that goes fraggin' triple fer any geeks who jack up my hog!
* {{BFG}}: The Main Man's always packin' heat.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: That angel dude sure seemed impressed when I was dropped in the afterlife in my birthday suit.
* BloodyHilarious: Címon, if I were any funnier, that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]] would be outta business. My comics ain't the stuff for any sissies who can't stand a bit of blood or guts either.
* BoisterousBruiser: Naturally.
* BountyHunter: The best around! So much that I'm the [[Pantheon/ProfessionIntermediateGods GOD]]!!
* BreakingTheFourthWall: No wall is safe from the Main Man!
* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them.
* CigarChomper: Even when riding the [=SpazFrag=] in space.
* ClusterFBomb: They don't call it [[{{pun}} frag grenade]] fer nuthin', ya know!
* ContractualImmortality: Heaven and Hell both kicked me out, so now I can't die.
* CoolBike: Doubles as a CoolSpaceship.
* DarkerAndEdgier: I sure ain't getting lighter and duller.
* {{DLC}}: The Main Man's in that game [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate Supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe... I'm gonna enjoy hunting and fragging those god dudes!]]
** Unfortunately those bastiches put me in the D-column in their wussy fighting game tier list. No one puts The Main Man in a loser list and lives!
* DoomedHometown: Cuzza me. Hey, those other Czarnians were jerks.
* DrillSergeantNasty: In ''ComicBook/TinyTitans'', I work as the school coach. Once made my students run a race around the world.
* EnfantTerrible: Heh, they say the nurse who delivered me went insane after just a look at the Main Main!
* ExactWords: The Main Man's word is his bond. Mostly.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Just like I hold on to my word, you better hold on to yours, or else I'll introduce yer bowels to the sharp end o' my hooks.
* FatBastard: WHAT? [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I ainít fat!]] Well, okay, [[SuperZeroes maybe I was (or would be)]] in that whole ''ComicBook/DCOneMillion'' thing, but thatís what, 80 thousand years from now?? (Uh, maybe Iíll make a note to start watching the calories 40 millennia from now, to be on the safe sideÖ)
* FlippingTheBird: I do it when I burn those chumps in [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though[[note]]I ain't buyin' that "Rated T" crap, every teen knows what a middle finger is[[/note]], but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.
* FromASingleCell: There was [[ComicBook/YoungJustice this one time]] when I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]
* GeniusBruiser: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* GenocideFromTheInside: My planet was nothing but dweebs, so I showed 'em what I thought of 'em!
* TheGrinch: Uh, ''no'', I ain't got nothing against Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. (I just do what he pays me to do. And Santa was [[BadSanta kind of a jerk too.]])
* GunsAkimbo: Can't have enough.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: Goes for my enemies sometimes and myself.
* HealingFactor: [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} That feeb with the claws an' the funny hairdo]] ''wishes'' his worked as good as mine.
* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Hey, if the price is right, nothin' personal, but I gotta frag ya. Now if you're offerin' somethin' better than the other guy, well, I might be persuaded to do that whole team-up thing. Maybe.
* HilarityEnsues: Oh boy, this could have an entire page dedicated to it. In fact, it Ďíshouldíí have a page dedicated to it! But I guess olí Lobo can tell you about ''The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special''. In it, a couple finds a book about how the Easter Bunny got drunk and hired me to take out olí Santa. Itís as amazing as it sounds.
* HooksAndCrooks: I do love me some hook action. (I wasn't able to use it much in my TV [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]] [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague appearances]], though, and you know why? ''Too hard to animate'', they said! What the frag? They can do [[Franchise/{{Batman}} guys]] with [[GrapplingHookPistol grappling hooks]] and [[ComicBook/WonderWoman babes with lassos]] but big guys with chains is "hard to animate? Right.)
* HumiliationConga: Bah, first I got offed by Loo and his filthy coward of a brother, Feces, then I get dropped in some wussy afterlife with wings and harps and crap, so I try to liven the place up a bit, and get dropped into the Other Place for my troubles. Then I got kicked out of THERE for enjoying it! Finally, the Powers That Be had enough of me and let me get reincarnated, only first they send me back as a woman, and then as a friggin SQUIRREL! It took me wiping out half the Celestial host for them to finally dump my soul back into my original body and seal me from the afterlife permanently. I tell ya, it aint easy being the Main Man.
* HunterOfHisOwnKind: Like I said, some of my people ''really'' pissed me off. Now look at 'em.
* IComeInPeace: I tried my best to be peaceful once. No rippiní a bastichís spine out or fragginí a planet if it annoyed me. Turns out it wasnít tha proper lifestyle fer me.
* IdentityImpersonator: [[ComicBook/ForeverEvil That]] [[ComicBook/{{New 52}} Nancy boy chump]] is claiming that I'm not the Main Man, ''he'' is! What a load of crap.
* IGaveMyWord: And the Main Man's word is his bond. If I make a promise, I'm gonna keep it. Course, if I should happen to be ''released'' from a promise, watch out. And pay attention to [[ExactWords just what I promised]], not what you geeks might ''think'' I promised.
* {{Jerkass}}: First of all, the only fragginí reason I still have a heart is because the damn thing keeps regenerating back. But try to make a case for an inner softie after seeing some of my work.
* KickTheDog: Anybody remember Dawg, the bulldog that occasionally appeared alongside me? No? THEN YA DIDNíT READ THE FLIPPINí THE BIRD ENTRY YA FRAGGINí BASTICH! But yeah, I kinda sorta kicked him a bit until he stopped moving. And existing. But donít worry too much. Heís appeared later.
* KnifeNut: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you?
* KryptoniteFactor: Turns out some gases can knock me out, slow my regeneration, sap most of my physical strength and other stuff.
* LargeHam: You tryin' to say I'm delicious?
* LastOfHisKind: I'm the one who made myself this. For fun.
* LighterAndSofter: Yeah, the Main Man can do "lighter" from time to time, includin' my ''ComicBook/TinyTitans'' appearances. Say I'm "softer" and you'll be shoppin' for new teeth.
* LightIsNotGood: I got me a Red Lantern Ring from Atrocitus in exchange for pullin' a job for him. I ain't put it on yet, [[CrazyPrepared been saving it for a rainy day]].
* LightningBruiser: Between me beiní able ta knock Superman on his ass and block some aí those speedy punches of his, I say the Main Man qualifies for this. Me on da [=SpazFrag=] will leave ya in the dust.
* ListOfTransgressions: My list.
-->''Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Corps ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[FluffyTheTerrible cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.''
* LocalHangout: I just ''love'' Al's diner! And Al and Darlene love it when I show up too. Mainly because the guys who rebuild the city every time I wreck the place always eat there! They make a ton of cash. (Only hard part is making sure I don't wreck the diner too...)
* MeaningfulName: My name's Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it".
* MoneyDearBoy: Hell, I'll frag ''myself'' if it's worth enough! (And I ''have'', too!)
* MoreDakka: Frakkin' A! Ain't ''never'' enuf dakka![[note]]I've heard of this ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' place, sounds like a great vacation spot![[/note]]
* MyHorseIsAMotorbike: Name a horse thatís better than da [=SpazFrag=] 666. Donít worry about it if ya canít. Nobody else could.
* NamesTheSame: I doubt you'd confuse me with [[BJAndTheBear that sheriff]]. [[invoked]]
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Didja know "Lobo" is also Khundian fer "He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It"? On Earth, it means "wolf", which ain't exactly cuddly either.
* NinetiesAntiHero: Originally a WordOfGod SatireParodyPastiche of one, even though I came out of the early 80s. Later played straight at times after I got a lot of MisaimedFandom popularity.
* TheNoseKnows: Itís like I told that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, thereís nowhere in da universe you can hide from me.
* OddFriendship: That ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} dude's alright, seein' as he chills with dolphins.
** Etrigan can raise hell in Hell with da Main Man any day.
* {{Omniglot}}: Greatest bounty hunter of all time, remember? Howís da Main Man supposed ta get jobs if he canít communicate with most of the universe? Good thing fer me I know 17,897 languages.
* OmnicidalManiac: I killed everyone from my home planet. Why? Hey, hey, hey, there's only ''one'' Lobo. No one is stealing my spotlight from that loser planet.
* PardonMyKlingon: See my omniglot entry.
* PopularityPower: On the receiving end in Marvel VS DC when pit against Wolverine. The winner for each fight was determined by the votes from the readers, so of course that dweeb was their choice of winner, but I was so far out of his league[[note]]he didn't even have his adamentium claws at the time, just bone ones, so he couldn't even hurt me[[/note]] that the writers didn't actually show the fight because they couldn't think of a way for him to beat me. He was lucky, the bald guy he works for paid me to throw the fight so it wouldn't bruise his ego. According to the WordOfGod, I took a dive for $50. Hey, beer is ''expensive''!
* PrettyBoy: The New 52 brought in this skinny wuss to try and "update" the Main Man. Rebirth's finally got around to fixin' that. Now pretty boy is stuck in one of Brainiac's piss jars and the Main Man is back to being big, bad, and fragging any bastich I friggin' want!
* RedBaron: Alright, letís run through the list. The Main Man, Scourge o' the Cosmos, The Last Czarnian, The Destroyer, The Master Fragger, The 'Bo, The Wolf, Mister Machete, He Who Devours Your Entrails and Thoroughly Enjoys It, and that’s just naming a few of Ďem.
* SelfMadeOrphan: My parents didn't get through my childhood in too good a shape. Dweebs just didn't know how to nurture me right.
* SkyFace: Parodied in the story "Babykiller": After I fought and killed [[spoiler: my half-Czarnian daughter]], her image appeared in the sky, vowing that there'll be a next time and it'll be MY image in the sky. (There wasn't).
* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: I got all I need. [[KryptoniteFactor 'Cept a gas mask]].
* SuperSenses: Having good senses is great for hunting down the bastiches I need to catch. I can find bastiches across a galaxy with my ''nose''.
* SuperStrength: Superman wasn't knocked over by my fists' good looks. Or maybe he was. Who knows?
* TomatoInTheMirror: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me - me and the Mask. And I didn't figure it out until I fought ''another'' Mask. (Those TimeyWimeyBall things can drive ya nuts...)
* TheUnfettered: Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything.
* UnreliableNarrator: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the Franchise/{{Justice League|of America}} and GreenLanternCorps never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: HEY!! It ain't MY fault [[spoiler:that [[MeaningfulName T.V.]] Smith "chick" turned out ta be a [[WholesomeCrossdresser transvestite!!]]]]
* UnusualEuphemism: Whatta ya fraggin' bastiches talkin' about?
* VillainProtagonist: Worse than [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler that German guy]], at least. I try my best.
* VillainsNeverLie: Call me what ya like, I don't give a frag. But the Main Man never goes back on his word.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Me and that demon ComicBook/{{Etrigan}} ended up as these. We practically had no choice, as our fights always end in a draw. [[AFriendInNeed Even helped him frag his way through Hell once.]]
* WeaponOfChoice: The Main Man uses a lot of weapons from gun and knifes to weapons of mass destruction, but the good ol' [[ChainPain Chain]] and [[HooksAndCrooks hook]] is always the go tool to get the job done.
* [[WhereIWasBornAndRazed Where I wuz born an' Fragged]]: Czarnia
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* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses: Yes the frag I would. Just ask [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]].