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2[[caption-width-right:300:The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]
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4->''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' as in '[[{{Dissimile}} disemBowel]]', and 'O' as in, uh, oh, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''
5-->-- '''Me''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man"
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7''(Best read in the voices of Creator/BradGarrett, Creator/KevinMichaelRichardson, Creator/DavidSobolov, Creator/JohnDiMaggio, or Creator/RyanHurst.'')
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9BURP!
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11Listen up, dweebs! Seein' as how I'm me, it's time I gave ya the real lowdown on the Main Man.
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13Name's Characters/{{Lobo}}, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way -- [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer -- ferget the guy in the [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em how I really felt. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.
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15Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''[[Comicbook/OmegaMen Omega Men]]'' #3 (June, 1983), UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks where those guys became standard didn't start for about another three years. Records of my life turned up in my own [[ComicBook/LoboTheLastCzarnian 4 issue mini-series]] (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.
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17I also had my own [[WebAnimation/LoboWebseries webseries]] which chronicle my fragging awesome adventures throughout the galaxy. Like my comics, it's not for fraggin' youngsters or old timers.
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19Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck duck]]''. 'Would've made more sense to use good ol' [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} Deadpool]], but he wasn't a big name yet. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins]] but I hate space penguins. What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]
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21The ComicBook/New52 has taken its toll on my glorious self by making me conspicuously unglorious. Those bastiches turned me into [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130913191745/http://omelete.uol.com.br/images/galerias/Lobo-Novos-52//Lobo-Novos-52.jpg a nancy boy]]! Oh wait, turns out, I'm in it, [[IdentityImpersonator as a fake?]] And that pansy killed me?! No way chumps, I ain't standin' fer this!
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23Well whattaya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? Can't wait to find out. Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. Not bad, but let's see what'll happen next.
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25Also, it turns out that I kind of have a daughter who was part of the [[ComicBook/TeenTitansRebirth Teen Titans]]. Welp, at least she can help me when I'm [[ComicBook/CrushAndLobo stuck in prison again]]... no, wait, [[WouldHurtAChild there's a contract on her]]. Sorry, lollipop, [[HunterOfHisOwnKind you'll get a visit from daddy pretty soon...]] [[ImplacableMan BELIEVE THAT!]]
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27Oh, and, I ''finally'' made it to fraggin' official live action! It's only in [[Series/{{Krypton}} that weird show about Supes' planet]] for now, but I'm sure those dweebs from Warner Bros. will find a way to bring me to the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse big fraggin' screen]], [[DevelopmentHell someday]]! Better have Creator/JamesGunn or Music/RobZombie to direct my movie, not fraggin' Creator/MichaelBay.
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29!!The Main Man owns the followin' Tropes:
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31* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: In German my catchphrase goes "Rostiger Röhrenpilz!" Dunno whether to like it or to frag somebody for it. And of course the Main Man!
32* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Darlene really liked me until I told her that Sunny and I made a bet to drill her, not date her.
33* AmusingAlien: What, is CaptainObvious doin' this list? Nuthin's funnier than The Last Czarnian!
34* AmusingInjuries: Frequently inflicted onto others but I can make any gruesome injury of my own hilarious.
35* AntiHero: I make the worst villains look like pussies.
36** Frag... lissen me out on this, ya' dweebs... Yer's trully prides himself of bein' the first character who made [[CrossesTheLineTwice the line]] 'tween the HeroicComedicSociopath and the VillainProtagonist so blurry that nowadays is unexistent! ... whattaya say?
37* AntiHeroSubstitute: After [[Franchise/{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' cartoon, yours truly showed up [[AntiHeroSubstitute to take his place]], since no-one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.
38* ApocalypseHow: That one time I found some twerp in a wooden [[ComicBook/TheMask mask]].
39** ...and that time yers truly got paid to get [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uKE3kwfOg a soul-suckin' book that turned dweebs into satanic zombies]]... Hey, these are things you can expect when da Main Man's around! Don't ya'?
40* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Yes fine fine, that no good goody-goody Dox managed to get the drop on me and pressganged me into working for his wussy L.E.G.I.O.N outfit. He just got lucky, that's all!
41* ArcVillain: Sunny Jim is my fraggin' rival, for once.
42* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Ya can find numerous examples of me breakin' a lotta laws to various degrees, with a decent list being under List of Transgressions, and I’ve done all three offenses themselves ta’ boot.
43* BadassBiker: I'm DC's best example of this! Heck, my hog's so fraggin' awesome, she leaves black holes in'er dust!
44* BadassDecay: Okay, that depowered bell-bellied slob in ''ComicBook/KingdomCome'' ain't me. That's another ''dimension''. Though, hey, if yer gonna waste away sittin' on your duff, may as well do it in a dingy bar.
45* BarredFromTheAfterlife: Well, I was kicked out of ''both'' heaven and hell! I'm thus the meanest immortal bastich this side of purgatory!
46* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: And I can even smoke a fraggin' cigar in space.
47* BerserkButton: Any of you bastiches even ''look'' at a space dolphin funny when I'm around, an' I'll rip your intestines outta yer ass with my hook!
48** And that goes fraggin' triple fer any geeks who jack up my hog!
49** Also, get yer feet off the fraggin' dashboard!
50* {{BFG}}: The Main Man's always packin' heat.
51* BiggerIsBetterInBed: That angel dude sure seemed impressed when I was dropped in the afterlife in my birthday suit.
52* BladeOnARope: Mine's a titanium alloy chain with a guttin' hook. [[ICallItVera I call it "The Garrote"]].
53* BloodyHilarious: C’mon, if I were any funnier, that [[ComicBook/TheJoker clown]] would be outta business. My comics ain't the stuff for any sissies who can't stand a bit of blood or guts either.
54* BoisterousBruiser: Naturally! The Main Man doesn't do anythin' quietly!
55* BountyHunter: The best around! Put the right price on somebody's head, and I'll take 'em out!
56* BreakingTheFourthWall: Not even walls are safe from the Main Man!
57* CantUnHearIt: The only consistency 'bout Main Man's voice is that 'parently Yours trully's one is kinda [[{{Typecasting}} typecasted]]. [[Creator/BradGarrett My first voice]] sounded like [[Wrestling/HulkHogan that blond]] MuscleBeachBum who thought his arms were pythons! In one of my most kid-friendly versions [[Creator/JohnDiMaggio I sounded]] like [[Wrestling/RandySavage that guy who dressed up like ye'r grandma on a luxury cruise]]. Yer's trully wanders what could happen if I sounded like [[Wrestling/JakeRoberts someone more akin to myself...]][[note]]Hey... I'm talkin' to you, [[Creator/WarnerBros Wanker loosers!]][[/note]]
58** ...ya' know? Maybe there's another career option for yer's trully... but I've heard [[WrestlingDoesntPay it doesn't pay hefty]].
59* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarnian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them. Having that [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths big ol' Crisis]] also helped out too.
60** Goes double fer that fraggin' ComicBook/New52 poser.
61* CharacterAlignment: ...fuzzy, right? Is just like that [[Creator/MarilynMonroe hot mamma of yer's used ta say]]: "If you can't handle my [[WildCard best]], YOU SURE AS FRAG DESERVE ME AT MY [[ChaoticEvil WORST!!!]]"
62* CharacterCatchphrase:
63** Feetal's Gizz!
64** "Da Main Man always delivers!" sounds kinda sumpthin' good I can use to improve my business, don't ya' think?
65* CigarChomper: Even when riding the [=SpazFrag=] in space.
66* ClusterFBomb: They don't call it [[{{pun}} frag grenade]] fer nuthin', ya know! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWDDDUjbL4 Check it.]]
67* ContractualImmortality: Heaven and Hell both kicked me out, so now I can't die.
68* CoolBike: Doubles as a CoolSpaceship.
69* DarkerAndEdgier: I sure ain't getting lighter and duller.
70* {{DLC}}: The Main Man's in that game [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate Supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe... I'm gonna enjoy hunting and fraggin' those god dudes!]]
71** Unfortunately those bastiches put me in the D-column in their wussy fightin' game tier list. No one puts The Main Man in a loser list and lives!
72* DoomedHometown: Cuzza me. Hey, those other Czarnians were jerks.
73* DrillSergeantNasty: In ''ComicBook/TinyTitans'', I work as the school coach. Once made my students run a race around the world.
74* EnfantTerrible: Heh, they say the nurse who delivered me went insane after just a look at the Main Man!
75* ExactWords: The Main Man's word is his bond. Mostly.
76* EveryoneHasStandards:
77** Just like I hold on to my word, you better hold on to yours, or else I'll introduce yer bowels to the sharp end o' my hooks. Also, don't hurt dolphins. Just don't.
78** Unlike Sunny Jim, I don't try to sell Darlene for creds.
79* {{Fanboy}}: I am a big fan of Major Snake, my favorite rocker! Unfortunately, he became a slacker.
80* FatBastard: WHAT? [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I ain't fat!]] Well, okay, [[SuperZeroes maybe I was (or would be)]] in that whole ''ComicBook/DCOneMillion'' thing, but that’s what, 80 thousand years from now? (Uh, maybe I’ll make a note to start watching the calories 40 millennia from now, to be on the safe side…)
81* FightingIrish: The version of me from [[Series/{{Krypton}} that TV show about Supes' planet]] sounds like he came from {{Oireland}} instead of Czarnia, and he loves fraggin' bastiches as much as the Main Man himself.
82* FlippingTheBird:
83** I do it when I burn those chumps in [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though[[note]]I ain't buyin' that "Rated T" crap, every teen knows what a middle finger is[[/note]], but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.
84** I even did it when Whutzat cut my fraggin' arm off.
85* FromASingleCell: There was [[ComicBook/YoungJustice this one time]] when I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]
86* GeniusBruiser: I rip spines right outta bodies while brewing up viruses to hack satellites!
87* GenocideFromTheInside: My planet was nuthin' but dweebs, so I showed 'em what I thought of 'em!
88* TheGrinch: Uh, ''no'', I ain't got nuthin' gainst Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. (I just do what he pays me to do. And Santa was [[BadSanta kind of a jerk too.]])
89* GunsAkimbo: Can't never have enough gun.
90%%%* GoodThingYouCanHeal: Goes for my enemies sometimes and myself.
91* HealingFactor: [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} That feeb with the claws an' the funny hairdo]] ''wishes'' his worked as good as mine.
92* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Hey, if the price is right? Nothin' personal, but I gotta frag ya. Now if you're offerin' somethin' better than the other guy, well, I might be persuaded to do that whole team-up thing. Maybe.
93* HilarityEnsues: Oh boy, this could have an entire page dedicated to it. In fact, it ''should'' have a page dedicated to it! But I guess ol’ Lobo can tell you about ''The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special''. In it, a couple finds a book about how the Easter Bunny got drunk and hired me to take out ol’ Santa. It’s as amazing as it sounds.
94* HooksAndCrooks: I do love me some hook action. (I wasn't able to use it much in my TV [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]] [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague appearances]], though, and you know why? ''Too hard to animate'', they said! What the frag? They can do [[Franchise/{{Batman}} guys]] with [[GrapplingHookPistol grappling hooks]] and [[ComicBook/WonderWoman babes with lassos]], but big guys with chains is "hard to animate?" Riiiight.
95* HumiliationConga: Bah, first I got offed by Loo and his filthy coward of a brother, Feces, then I get dropped in some wussy afterlife with wings and harps and crap, so I try to liven the place up a bit, and get dropped into the Other Place for my troubles. Then I got kicked out of THERE for enjoying it! Finally, the Powers That Be had enough of me and let me get reincarnated, only first they send me back as a woman, and then as a friggin SQUIRREL! It took me wiping out half the Celestial host for them to finally dump my soul back into my original body and seal me from the afterlife permanently. I tell ya, it ain't easy being the Main Man.
96* HunterOfHisOwnKind: Like I said, some of my people ''really'' pissed me off. Now look at 'em.
97* IComeInPeace: I tried my best to be peaceful once. No rippin’ a bastich’s spine out or fraggin’ a planet if it annoyed me. Turns out it wasn’t tha proper lifestyle fer me.
98* IdentityImpersonator: [[ComicBook/ForeverEvil2013 That]] [[ComicBook/New52 Nancy boy chump]] is claiming that I'm not the Main Man, ''he'' is! What a load of crap.
99* IGaveMyWord: And the Main Man's word is his bond. If I make a promise, I'm gonna keep it. Course, if I should happen to be ''released'' from a promise, watch out. And pay attention to [[ExactWords just what I promised]], not what you geeks might ''think'' I promised.
100* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: I got my arm impaled by Sniff's spikes and One Lung gave me the sponge! You do not want to touch Sniff or his bro Slaz!
101* {{Jerkass}}: First of all, the only fraggin’ reason I still have a heart is because the damn thing keeps regenerating back. But try to make a case for an inner softie after seeing some of my work.
102* KavorkaMan: So that [[Characters/WonderWomanTheCharacter Wonder Mamma]] don't wanna play [[CasualKink horizontal tug o' war]] with da Main Man... Who gives a frag? A lotta ladies say diff'rent!!!
103* KickTheDog: Anybody remember Dawg, the bulldog that occasionally appeared alongside me? No? THEN YA DIDN’T READ THE FLIPPIN’ THE BIRD ENTRY YA FRAGGIN’ BASTICH! But yeah, I kinda sorta kicked him a bit until he stopped moving. And existing. But don’t worry too much. He’s appeared later.
104* TheKnightsWhoSaySquee: Would'ya believe one of the greatest Main Man's fanboys was [[Creator/StanLee that geezer who seemed to be everywhere?]] Frag' yeah... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUNUZCu0NWY let's hear it from the man himself!]]
105* KryptoniteFactor: Turns out some gases can knock me out, slow my regeneration, sap most of my physical strength and other stuff.
106** Vril Dox got somethin'. I ain't sayin' what. He's got it, an' he better hope it works the first time.
107** And lissen, I don' know what ya heard about [[VideoGame/Section8 Bueno Excellente]], that was Photoshopped. Oh! Ya' didn't think so? Well, then prepare to count yer'self 'tween those mighty few fortunate bastiches that tasted the flavor of their own sphincters.
108* LampshadeHanging: You wanna try tellin me I shouldn't be able lasso a star-sized cue ball without leverage? You say that's illogical? Too bad, fragwit! I don't DO logical!
109* LargeHam: ...are ya' tryin' to say I'm delicious? Or is this more of a metaphorical ham?
110* LastOfHisKind: I'm the one who made myself this. Fer fun.
111* {{Leitmotif}}: My rock music tastes are heard in the fraggin' background of my cartoon whenever I am seen.
112* LighterAndSofter: Yeah, the Main Man can do "lighter" from time to time, includin' my ''ComicBook/TinyTitans'' appearances. Say I'm "softer" and ya'll be shoppin' for new teeth.
113* LightIsNotGood: I got me a Red Lantern Ring from Atrocitus in exchange for pullin' a job for him. I ain't put it on yet. [[CrazyPrepared The Main Man's saving it for a rainy day]].
114* LightningBruiser: Between me bein’ able ta knock Superman on his ass and block some a’ those speedy punches of his, I say the Main Man qualifies for this. Me on da [=SpazFrag=] will leave ya in the dust.
115* ListOfTransgressions: My list.
116-->''Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Corps ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[FluffyTheTerrible cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.''
117* LocalHangout: I just ''love'' Al's diner! And Al and Darlene love it when I show up too. Mainly because the guys who rebuild the city every time I wreck the place always eat there! They make a ton of cash. (Only hard part is making sure I don't wreck the diner too...)
118* MeaningfulName: My name's Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it".
119* MisanthropeSupreme: Hey... if you happen not to be the twerp who contracted yer's trully and loaded in hyper-cash to pay my fee or a hot classie lady... you're in for a world o' pain, dweeb!
120* MoneyDearBoy: Hell, I'll frag ''myself'' if it's worth enough! (And I ''have'', too!)
121* MoralityPet: After [[ComicBook/JusticeLeagueOfAmericaRebirth Bats suckered me into joining his Justice League]], that new Atom started to grow on me. Kid reminds me of dolphins.
122* MoreDakka: Fragg´n A! Ain't ''never'' enuf dakka![[note]]I've heard of this ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' place, sounds like a great vacation spot![[/note]]
123* MyHorseIsAMotorbike: Name a horse that’s better than da [=SpazFrag=] 666. Don’t worry about it if ya can’t. Nobody else could.
124* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Didja know "Lobo" is also Khundian fer "He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It"? On Earth, it means "wolf", which ain't exactly cuddly either.
125* NayTheist: Gawd? Killed 'im, and his devil bro too.
126* NinetiesAntiHero: Originally a WordOfGod SatireParodyPastiche of one, even though I came out of the early 80s. Later played straight at times after I got a lot of MisaimedFandom popularity.
127* NobleDemon: I always keep my word, even to Sunny Jim!
128* TheNoseKnows: It’s like I told that [[ComicBook/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, there’s nowhere in da universe you can hide from me.
129* ObliviousToLove: Ahhh, [[HopelessSuitor Darlene]]...!!! Fe'r all ot those who think I don't have a fragg'n heart. We're JustFriends for what I'm concern'd, even though I think of her very often. But I've heard she says diff'rent.
130* OddFriendship:
131** That ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} dude's alright, seein' as he chills with dolphins.
132** Etrigan can raise hell in Hell with da Main Man any day.
133** That Ryan Choi kid's probably the ''only'' guy who ain't a dolphin in this whole fraggin' universe I can legit call innocent.
134* OffingTheOffspring: I ain’t bein’ put on the hook for child support.
135* {{Omniglot}}: Greatest bounty hunter of all time, remember? How’s da Main Man supposed ta get jobs if he can’t communicate with most of the universe? Good thing fer me I know 17,897 languages.
136* OmnicidalManiac: I killed everyone from my home planet. Why? Hey, hey, hey, there's only ''ONE'' Lobo. No bastich steals my spotlight from that wuss rock.
137* OnlyInItForTheMoney: ...is there any other reason to do... ANYTHING? Feetal's Gizz!!! Cigars, booze and babes ain't come cheap, ye' know?
138* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: On an Intergalactic President election, they said I was a hero. As I said before, this is crap!
139* PardonMyKlingon: ...have ya' already see my fraggin' omniglot entry?
140* PopularityPower: On the receiving end in Marvel VS DC when pit against Wolverine. The winner for each fight was determined by the votes from the readers, so of course that dweeb was their choice of winner, but I was so far out of his league[[note]]he didn't even have his adamentium claws at the time, just bone ones, so he couldn't even hurt me[[/note]] that the writers didn't actually show the fight because they couldn't think of a way for him to beat me. He was lucky, the bald guy he works for paid me to throw the fight so it wouldn't bruise his ego. According to the WordOfGod, I took a dive for $50. Hey, beer is ''expensive''!
141* PreAssKickingOneLiner: I say a good amount of these during my cartoon.
142** "Thanks, Clyde. I think you cleaned away most of my plaque!"
143** "Eat lead, ya scrotal sacks!"
144* PsychoKnifeNut: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you?
145* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "Where's! My! Bike!?"
146* RedBaron: Alright, let’s run through the list. The Main Man, Scourge o' the Cosmos, The Last Czarnian, The Destroyer, The Master Fragger, The 'Bo, The Wolf, Mister Machete, He Who Devours Your Entrails and Thoroughly Enjoys It, and that’s just naming a few of ‘em.
147* SelfMadeOrphan: My parents didn't get through my childhood in too good a shape. Dweebs just didn't know how to nurture me right.
148* SkyFace: Parodied in the story "Babykiller": After I fought and killed [[spoiler: my half-Czarnian daughter]], her image appeared in the sky, vowing that there'll be a next time and it'll be MY image in the sky. (There wasn't).
149* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: I got all I need. [[KryptoniteFactor 'Cept a gas mask]].
150* SuperSenses: Having good senses is great for hunting down the bastiches I need to catch. I can find bastiches across a galaxy with my ''nose''.
151* SuperStrength: Superman wasn't punched by my fists' good looks. Or maybe he was. Who knows? Meh, he got back up.
152* TestosteronePoisoning: Poisoned? Call it ''blessed'' wit testosterone! It's those roided out bastiches I parody that are poisoned with it! Whaddaya mean that's not how the trope works?
153* TomatoInTheMirror: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me -- me and the Mask. And I didn't figure it out until I fought ''another'' Mask. (Those TimeyWimeyBall things can drive ya nuts...)
154* TrackingDevice: Stump gave me this tracking gizmo so I can find Mudboy.
155* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: It might've taken 'em a while, but the dweebs runnin' [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle that internet show about fightin' and death]] ''finally'' had the sense to put me in a episode around Season 6, where I got to duke it out with [[ComicBook/GhostRider that flame-headed bastich.]] [[spoiler:Though the Main Man ''might've'' bitten off more than he could chew there...]]
156** '''[[AwesomeEgo NO FRAG'N WAY!!!]]''' [[spoiler:Are ye' seriously believin' that da Main Man who flayed half o' the Gawd's mooks without the advantage of a physical body was put to rest by an angel-demon buff only 'cause he could beat a [[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} gigantic planet-festin' Feetal's Gizz]] and the [[ComicBook/{{Mephisto}} Marvel's version of a sorry bastich I killed once...?]] ThePowersToBe's banning stipulation makes it very clear, [[FridgeBrilliance a soul that can not be collected (...meaning: grabbed upon or restricted) UNDER NO CONDITION]]. I WAS AN ORDAINED PRIEST, I KNOW STUFF!!!]]
157* TheUnfettered: Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything.
158* UnreliableNarrator: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the Franchise/{{Justice League|of America}} and ComicBook/GreenLantern Corps never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
159* UnsettlingGenderReveal: HEY!! It ain't MY fault [[spoiler:that [[MeaningfulName T.V.]] Smith "chick" turned out ta be a [[WholesomeCrossdresser transvestite!]]]]
160* UnusualEuphemism: Whatta ya fraggin' bastiches talkin' about?
161* VillainProtagonist: Worse than [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler that German guy]], at least. I try my best.
162* VillainousCrush: What? [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Big Blue's cousin]] is smokin' hot and feisty. Daddy likes!
163** Do ye' remember that [[AmazonianBeauty voluptuous redhead chick]] Supes dumped in [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries his own toon show]]... the one that's queen of her own planet? Well, that broad seemed very int'rested on yer's trully good looks and pers'nality! Bonus points: SHE'S LOADED!!! She putted her numba' on my special li'l black book, ye' know? So we might as well say that my retir'ment plan is already covered!
164* VitriolicBestBuds: Me and that demon ComicBook/{{Etrigan}} ended up as these. We practically had no choice, as our fights always end in a draw. [[AFriendInNeed Even helped him frag his way through Hell once.]]
165* VocalEvolution: In the first five episodes of my webseries, I sounded like the fragging [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Grim Reaper]].
166* WeaponSpecialization: The Main Man uses a lot of weapons from gun and knifes to weapons of mass destruction, but the good ol' [[ChainPain Chain]] and [[HooksAndCrooks hook]] is always the go tool to get the job done.
167* WhereIWasBornAndRazed: Czarnia, in case you bastiches weren't paying attention to this whole page. Fragged the lot of 'em as a Science Fair project.
168* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} that midget]] with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NinetiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt. Can he regenerate from [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even clobbered that punk in the Comicbook/MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
169* WorthyOpponent: Supes fought me to a standstill....okay I lost a few times, and made me want to replace him on the League when they thought he was dead! I did a good job! [--I mean, so what if they weren't happy with my style. I took care of Kalibak, dammit!--] [---And I really didn't enjoy Superman telling me to git out. I didn't do it because he intimidated me---] '''HEY''', Lobo is '''too good''' for that pouncy team. Don't count on the Main Man if you don't want my help!
170* WouldHurtAChild: I killed a baby for pissin' acid on my fraggin' face.
171* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses: Yes the frag I would. Just ask the Big Blue Boyscout.
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