History SelfDemonstrating / Lobo

22nd Sep '16 9:47:39 AM AnotherGuy
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* NamesTheSame: I doubt you'd confuse me with [[BJAndTheBear that sheriff]]. [[invoked]]
22nd Sep '16 9:45:28 AM AnotherGuy
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* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Didja know "Lobo" is also Khundian fer "He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It"?

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* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Didja know "Lobo" is also Khundian fer "He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It"? On Earth, it means "wolf", which ain't exactly cuddly either.
22nd Sep '16 9:42:50 AM AnotherGuy
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* PopularityPower: On the receiving end in Marvel VS DC when pit against Wolverine. The winner for each fight was determined by the votes from the readers, so of course that dweeb was their choice of winner, but I was so far out of his league[[note]]he didn't even have his adamentium claws at the time, just bone ones, so he couldn't even hurt me[[/note]] that the writers didn't actually show the fight because they couldn't think of a way for him to beat me. He was lucky, the bald guy he works for paid me to throw the fight so it wouldn't bruise his ego.

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* PopularityPower: On the receiving end in Marvel VS DC when pit against Wolverine. The winner for each fight was determined by the votes from the readers, so of course that dweeb was their choice of winner, but I was so far out of his league[[note]]he didn't even have his adamentium claws at the time, just bone ones, so he couldn't even hurt me[[/note]] that the writers didn't actually show the fight because they couldn't think of a way for him to beat me. He was lucky, the bald guy he works for paid me to throw the fight so it wouldn't bruise his ego. According to the WordOfGod, I took a dive for $50. Hey, beer is ''expensive''!
23rd Aug '16 12:34:42 PM AndyLA
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The Comicbook/{{New 52}} has taken its toll on my glorious self by making me conspicuously unglorious. Those bastiches turned me into [[http://omelete.uol.com.br/images/galerias/Lobo-Novos-52/Lobo-Novos-52.jpg a nancy boy]]! Oh wait, turns out, I'm in it, [[IdentityImpersonator as a fake?]] No way chumps, I ain't standin' fer this!

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The Comicbook/{{New 52}} has taken its toll on my glorious self by making me conspicuously unglorious. Those bastiches turned me into [[http://omelete.uol.com.br/images/galerias/Lobo-Novos-52/Lobo-Novos-52.jpg a nancy boy]]! Oh wait, turns out, I'm in it, [[IdentityImpersonator as a fake?]] And that pansy killed me?! No way chumps, I ain't standin' fer this!



* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Yes fine fine, that no good goody-goody Dax managed to get the drop on me and pressganged me into working for his wussy L.E.G.I.O.N outfit. He just got lucky, that's all!

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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Yes fine fine, that no good goody-goody Dax Dox managed to get the drop on me and pressganged me into working for his wussy L.E.G.I.O.N outfit. He just got lucky, that's all!



* {{Badass}}: I wouldn't be the best BountyHunter in the galaxy if I couldn't throw doen with all the targets who can smash planets by punching them.

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* {{Badass}}: I wouldn't be the best BountyHunter in the galaxy if I couldn't throw doen down with all the targets who can smash planets by punching them.'em.



* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: And I can even [[UpToEleven smoke a cigar]] in space.

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* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: And I can even [[UpToEleven smoke a fraggin' cigar]] in space.



* EveryoneHasStandards: Just like I hold on to my word, you better hold on to yours, or else I'll introduce yer bowels to the sharp end o' my hooks.



* FlippingTheBird: I do it when I burn those chumps in [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though, but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.
* FromASingleCell: There was [[ComicBook/YoungJustice this time]] I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]

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* FlippingTheBird: I do it when I burn those chumps in [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though, though[[note]]I ain't buyin' that "Rated T" crap, every teen knows what a middle finger is[[/note]], but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.
* FromASingleCell: There was [[ComicBook/YoungJustice this one time]] when I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]



* TheGrinch: Uh, ''no'', I've got nothing against Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. (I just do what he pays me to do. And Santa was [[BadSanta kind of a jerk too.]])

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* TheGrinch: Uh, ''no'', I've I ain't got nothing against Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. (I just do what he pays me to do. And Santa was [[BadSanta kind of a jerk too.]])



* TheNoseKnows: Itís like I told that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, thereís nowhere in da universe where you can hide from me.

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* TheNoseKnows: Itís like I told that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, thereís nowhere in da universe where you can hide from me.


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* VillainsNeverLie: Call me what ya like, I don't give a frag. But the Main Man never goes back on his word.
9th Jul '16 3:04:05 PM morenohijazo
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* TheNoseKnows: Itís like I told that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, thereís nowhere in da universe where you can hide from me.



* SkyFace: Parodied in the story "Babykiller": After I fought and killed [[spoiler: my half-Czarnian daughter]], her image appeared in the sky, vowing that there'll be a next time and it'll be MY image in the sky. (There wasn't).
* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: I got all I need. [[KryptoniteFactor 'Cept a gas mask]].



* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: I got all I need. [[KryptoniteFactor 'Cept a gas mask]].
* TheNoseKnows: Itís like I told that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, thereís nowhere in da universe where you can hide from me.
* TheUnfettered: Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything.


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* TheUnfettered: Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything.
6th May '16 6:46:28 AM Faberlich
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* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: I can [[UpToEleven smoke a cigar]] in space.

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* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: And I can even [[UpToEleven smoke a cigar]] in space.
26th Apr '16 5:45:04 PM Mullon
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* {{DLC}}: The Main Man's in that game [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate Supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe... I'm gonna enjoy hunting and fragging those god dudes!]]

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* {{DLC}}: The Main Man's in that game [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate Supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe... I'm gonna enjoy hunting and fragging those god dudes!]]



* FlippingTheBird: I do it when I burn those chumps in [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though, but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.

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* FlippingTheBird: I do it when I burn those chumps in [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though, but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.
28th Mar '16 12:24:47 PM AnotherGuy
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* BadassDecay: Okay, that depowered bell-bellied slob in ''ComicBook/KingdomCome'' ain't me. That's another ''dimension''. Though, hey, if yer gonna waste away sittin' on your duff, may as well do it in a dingy bar.
16th Mar '16 4:39:24 PM KingClark
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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[CrazyAwesome duck]]''. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]

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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[AmalgamUniverse [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[CrazyAwesome ''[[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck duck]]''. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]



* HunterofHisOwnKind: Like I said, some of my people ''really'' pissed me off. Now look at 'em.

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* HunterofHisOwnKind: HunterOfHisOwnKind: Like I said, some of my people ''really'' pissed me off. Now look at 'em.
22nd Jan '16 12:16:51 PM MarkLungo
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* HealingFactor: Arguably the best in comics.

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* HealingFactor: Arguably [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} That feeb with the best in comics.claws an' the funny hairdo]] ''wishes'' his worked as good as mine.
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