History Quotes / TheRunawayGuys

'''Chuggaa''': So just sit back and relax, while we overreact, we're runaway-niacs.\\
'''Chuggaa''': So come join the let's play brother and the let's play sister Tim.\\
'''Chuggaa''': Of course we're just kidding and she's really a hi-im (y'knowinthebathroom)\\
'''Chuggaa''': We just like to make jokes, based on a simple whim.\\
'''Chuggaa''': Now there's no truce to what we produce, entertainment on the spot.\\
'''Chuggaa''': We're runaway-niacs, Tim is cute and Chugga yaks, Proton threatens to attack, while four takes some flack, we're runaway-niacs.\\
'''Chuggaa''': We're runaway-niacs, we have Polaris contracts, its time to get some snack while we prep for Jon's wisecracks, we're runaway-ny, we're totally insane, Chuggaa's puns are really lame-y, we're runaway-niacs! Those are the facts.

-> ''([[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]] and [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] are standing side-by-side, wearing The Runaway Guys t-shirts; [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Chugga]] is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent behind them trying to climb up a down escalator to reach them]])''
-> '''Jon''': So we know a lot of guys have been asking for us to make Runaway Guys [[TheMerch merchandise]], so we ''finally'' got around to making The Runaway Guys shirts.
-> '''Tim''': ''(gesturing to his shirt)'' Runaway Guys shirts!
-> '''Jon''': As Tim can show off, we got our logo on the front, and on the back we've got [=ACFan120's=] character avatars.
-> '''Chugga''': Guys!
-> '''Tim''': [[{{Foreshadowing}} And this is the first of what will be many designs in the future hopefully, so keep an eye out for more.]]
-> '''Chugga''': Guys!
-> '''Jon''': You can get all these on [=RodeoArcade.com=], and we'll have much more stuff there in the future.
-> '''Chugga''': [[RuleOfThree GUYS!]]
-> '''Jon''': ''(he and Tim turn around)'' What?!
-> '''Chugga''': ''(revealed to be holding loads of t-shirts)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I GOT THE SHIRTS!]]
-> ''([[{{Beat}} Jon facepalms as Chugga slowly is brought back down by the escalator; Jon and Tim slowly wave at him]])''
-> '''Jon''': [[SurroundedByIdiots Why do we hang out with him again?]]

-->'''Chugga''': Hey Proton Jon...
-->'''Jon''': Uh oh...what?
-->'''Chugga''': Do you like parties?
-->'''Jon''': Oh no...I used to, but then I met you guys.
-->'''Chugga''': What about Mario Parties?
-->'''Jon''': That's actually what I was referring to.
-->'''Chugga''': Well, let's get started anyway.
-->-- Episode 1 of Mini Game Island

-->'''Chuggaa''': It's time for runaway-niacs-
-->'''Jon''': Oh my goooood.
-->'''Chuggaa''': And we let's play while at PAX.
-->'''Chuggaa''': So just sit back and relax, while we overreact, we're runaway-niacs.
-->'''Chuggaa''': So come join the let's play brother and the let's play sister Tim.
-->'''Chuggaa''': Of course we're just kidding and she's really a hi-im (y'knowinthebathroom)
-->'''Chuggaa''': We just like to make jokes, based on a simple whim.
-->'''Chuggaa''': Now there's no truce to what we produce, entertainment on the spot.
-->'''Chuggaa''': We're runaway-niacs, Tim is cute and Chugga yaks, Proton threatens to attack, while four takes some flack, we're runaway-niacs.
-->'''Chuggaa''': We're runaway-niacs, we have Polaris contracts, its time to get some snack while we prep for Jon's wisecracks, we're runaway-ny, we're totally insane, Chuggaa's puns are really lame-y, we're runaway-niacs! Those are the facts.

-->'''Chuggaa'': It's time for runaway-niacs-

-->'''Chuggaa'': And we let's play while at PAX.
-->'''Chuggaa'': So just sit back and relax, while we overreact, we're runaway-niacs.
-->'''Chuggaa'': So come join the let's play brother and the let's play sister Tim.
-->'''Chuggaa'': Of course we're just kidding and she's really a hi-im (y'knowinthebathroom)
-->'''Chuggaa'': We just like to make jokes, based on a simple whim.
-->'''Chuggaa'': Now there's no truce to what we produce, entertainment on the spot.
-->'''Chuggaa'': We're runaway-niacs, Tim is cute and Chugga yaks, Proton threatens to attack, while four takes some flack, we're runaway-niacs.
-->'''Chuggaa'': We're runaway-niacs, we have Polaris contracts, its time to get some snack while we prep for Jon's wisecracks, we're runaway-ny, we're totally insane, Chuggaa's puns are really lame-y, we're runaway-niacs! Those are the facts.

->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon:''' *singing* "I am an asshole! I am an asshole! I am ''such'' an asshole! Look at me~!"

'''Chugga''': And I can't top myself like that. Welcome, everybody, to ''Castle Crashers''!\\

->''"[[{{Beyonce}} To the left, to the left, to the left...]]"''

-->'''Chugga''': [[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons Meet]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Josh Jepson]]!\\

->'''LetsPlay/JoshJepson''': "Hey everybody, it's Josh Jepson!"

-->'''Tim''': ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime CURSE YOU, KIRBY! CURSE YOU, KING DEDEDE! But most of all...CURSE YOU, RUNAWAY GUYS!]]''\\
--After defeating the final boss in ''Kirby's Return to Dream Land''

-->'''Chugga:''' So, this has been Chuggaaconroy...
-->'''Tim:''' Nintendo Capri Sun...
-->'''Lucahjin:''' Lucahjin!
-->'''Jon:''' And the king of all '''CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDSSS!''' ''(as he says this, a King of Hearts enlarges and the others start screaming like crazy)''\\
--The Runaway Guys (and Lucahjin) at the end of ''[=LittleBigPlanet=]'', Episode '''1'''.

-->'''Jon:''' Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee!\\
--Jon at the ''[=LittleBigPlanet=]'' finale.

-->'''Chugga:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Timstones!]]\\

...But you knew that already!\\
--Chugga in episode 2 of ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU''

-->'''[[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]]''': We're getting good at this whole "teamwork" thing.\\

'''Jake''': Yeah, what ''is'' this?\\
--LetsPlay/SuperJeenius and LetsPlay/ProtonJon, discussing uncharacteristic displays of "teamwork" in ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''

-->'''Tim''': Hey, guys, I'm Boomer the Slimefoot!\\

'''Chugga''': NO! What killed the ice age? THE DINOSAURS!\\
--LetsPlay/ProtonJon screwing up his intro for the first episode of ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''.

--> ''"Doh, I missed!"''\\
--[[MemeticMutation EVERYONE,]] [[PhraseCatcher whenever they miss something.]]

--> ''"[[{{Beyonce}} To the left, to the left, to the left...]]"''\\
--{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} and often others, whenever they have to go left...

-->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': Hey {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}...\\

-->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?\\

'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': SO DO I!\\
--The beginning of their ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' [[LetsPlay LP]]

-->'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}:''' Hey, Jon! Hey, Jon! [[KnyttStories Don't Eat The Mushroom!]]\\

'''Jon''': (with a mocking voice) Hey Chugga! ''[[IronicEcho Don't eat the mushroom]]''!\\
--Chuggaa has been waiting to do that joke, and then Jon nails him with LaserGuidedKarma shortly afterward

-->'''Jon''': '''GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!'''\\
--LetsPlay/ProtonJon, getting screwed over by Mario Party [[RunningGag multiple times]]

-->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': "Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer--which is actually a fat man with a German Voice Actor--and the dinosaur, and the monkey with a tie, and the Italian plumber, as they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play. Amen.\\
--LetsPlay/ProtonJon's prayer coming into Bowser's Magma Mountain.

-->'''[[color:red:Chuggaaconroy]]:''' I, Chuggaa, am going to be Mario!\\

'''[[color:blue:Proton Jon]]:''' And I'll be leaving, thank you. *hits 1 and Blue Toad runs offscreen*\\
--Character selection in New Super Mario Bros Wii

-->'''Chugga''': [[TheJetsons Meet]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Josh Jepson]]!\\

'''Jon''': You need so much mental help it's ''not even funny''.\\
--Chuggaaconroy sings the intro and catches everyone off-guard.

-->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon:''' *singing* "I am an asshole! I am an asshole! I am ''such'' an asshole! Look at me~!"\\
--Jon, when he's a {{Troll}}

-->'''LetsPlay/JoshJepson''': "Hey everybody, it's Josh Jepson!"\\

'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': "I want a catchphrase to steal too..."\\
--Another intro {{Crossover}}

-->'''Jon''' *with Chugga sobbing in the background* I love how Falcon's like, MAJESTIC. And Olimar and Steve are just like, what the heck is he doing? Olimar's like, "Hey Steve, this guy is really weird man. Should we hang out with him?" And Steve's all like, "I don't know, that {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} guy, I don't think he's playing as Steve this time, it's really weird."\\
--Jon exploiting Chuggaa's BerserkButton

-->'''Chugga''': Onto our fourth project in the time that it's taken Jon to make five videos!\\
'''Jon''': YOU ARE A DICK.\\
--The intro to ''Mario Party 2''.

-->'''Jon''':"Day at the races. Day at the races! ''Day at the races!'' Hey, I heard you like races. Here's some days! Spend them at the races!"\\
--Jon gets fed up with constantly having to play the ''Mario Party 2'' minigame [[LuckBasedMission A Day at the Races]].

-->'''Jon''': ''"I am the strongest of the Guys!'' '''''[[LargeHam I RUN AWAY THE MOST!]]"'''''\\
--Jon proves himself as TheAce

-->'''Jon:''' ''[singing]'' ''I'm dreaming of a space Christmas, just like the one I used to know... where the space-tops glisten, and space-children listen to hear... Mario at the show...'' [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand oh woah... ...woah... ehhh.]]\\
--Jon singing a SpaceX song.

--LetsPlay/ProtonJon screwing up his intro for the first episode of ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''.

'''[[color:blue:Proton Jon]]:''' And I'll be leaving, thank you. *hits B and Blue Toad runs offscreen*\\

'''Chugga''': And I can't top myself like that. Welcome to everybody to ''Castle Crashers''!\\

--LetsPlay/SuperJeenius and LetsPlay/ProtonJon, discussing uncharacteristic displays of "teamwork" in ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''

-->'''[[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]]''': We're getting good at this whole "teamwork" thing.
'''Jon''': It's weird.
'''Jake''': Yeah, what ''is'' this?

-->'''Jon''': It's weird.
-->'''Jake''': Yeah, what ''is'' this?

-->'''ProtonJon''': Hey {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}...\\

-->'''ProtonJon''': How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?\\

'''ProtonJon''': SO DO I!\\

--ProtonJon, getting screwed over by Mario Party [[RunningGag multiple times]]

-->'''ProtonJon''': "Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer--which is actually a fat man with a German Voice Actor--and the dinosaur, and the monkey with a tie, and the Italian plumber, as they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play. Amen.\\
--ProtonJon's prayer coming into Bowser's Magma Mountain.

'''Chugga''': Daughter [[ProtonJon Johnny]]!\\
'''ProtonJon''': You...\\

-->'''ProtonJon:''' *singing* "I am an asshole! I am an asshole! I am ''such'' an asshole! Look at me~!"\\

'''JoshJepson''': Oh my God...\\

-->'''JoshJepson''': "Hey everybody, it's Josh Jepson!"\\

-->'''Emile:''' So, this has been Chuggaaconroy...

-->'''Lucajin:''' Lucajin!
-->'''Jon:''' And the king of all '''CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDSSS!''' ''(as he says this, a King of Hearts enlarges and the others starts screaming like crazy)''\\

-->'''Chugga:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheFlinstones Timstones!]]\\

-->'''Chugga:''' Timstones!\\

Now Let's Play with Jon and the other three!\\

--The Runaway Guys (and Lucajin) at the end of ''[=LittleBigPlanet=]'', Episode '''1'''.

--Jon at the ''[=LittleBigPlanet=]'' finale.

'''{{NintendoCapriSun}}''': Well, I am.\\

'''Chugga''': [[NintendoCapriSun Tim]], his wife!\\

'''NintendoCapriSun''': "Hey, this is Nintendo Capri Sun, but you knew that already."\\
'''ProtonJon''': "I want a catchphrase to steal too..."\\

'''ProtonJon''': F You...\\

--The Runaway Guys (and Lucajin) at the end of Little Big Planet, Episode '''1'''.

--Jon at the Little Big Planet fnale.

-->'''Jon:''' And the king of all '''CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDSSS!''' ''(as he says this, a King of Hearts enlarges and the others starts screaming like crazy)''
-->The Runaway Guys (and Lucajin) at the end of Little Big Planet, Episode '''1'''.

-->'''Jon:''' Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee!
--> Jon at the Little Big Planet fnale.

-->The Runaway Guys (and Lucajin) at the end of Little Big Planet, Episode '''1'''.