Line #78 Quotes/TheRunawayGuys


1	'''Please keep it restricted to the most memorable or recurrent quotes.'''
2
3	->''"Doh, I missed!"''
4	-->-- '''[[MemeticMutation EVERYONE]]''', [[PhraseCatcher whenever they miss something.]]
5
6	->''"[[Music/{{Beyonce}} To the left, to the left, to the left...]]"''
7	-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''' and often others, whenever they have to go left...
8
9	->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': Hey {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}...\
10	'''Chugga''': Yes?\
11	'''Jon''': Do you like parties?\
12	'''Chugga''': Why, yes, I do.\
13	'''Jon''': How about Mario Parties?\
14	'''Chugga''': ...Maybe.\
15	'''Jon''': You're not quite sure on that one?\
16	'''Chugga''': Not quite.\
17	'''{{LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun}}''': Well, I am.\
18	'''Jon''': Who are you?\
19	(20 minutes later)
20	->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?\
21	'''Chugga''': ...I feel like strangling a puppy!\
22	'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': SO DO I!
23	-->-- The beginning of their ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' [[LetsPlay LP]]
24
25	->'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}:''' Hey, Jon! Hey, Jon! [[VideoGame/KnyttStories Don't Eat The Mushroom!]]\
26	(not even two turns later)\
27	'''Jon''': (with a mocking voice) Hey Chugga! ''[[IronicEcho Don't eat the mushroom]]''!
28	-->-- Chugga has been waiting to do that joke, and then Jon nails him with LaserGuidedKarma shortly afterward
29
30	->'''Jon''': '''GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!'''
31	-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''', getting screwed over by ''Mario Party'' [[RunningGag multiple times]]
32
33	->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': "Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer -- which is actually a fat man with a German Voice Actor -- and the dinosaur, and the monkey with a tie, and the Italian plumber, as they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play. Amen.
34	-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon's''' prayer coming into Bowser's Magma Mountain.
35
36	->'''[[color:red:Chuggaaconroy]]:''' I, Chugga, am going to be Mario!\
37	'''[[color:green:Nintendo Capri Sun]]:''' I will be Luigi, because I'm ''greeeeeen''!\
38	'''[[color:gold:Josh Jepson]]:''' I'm going to be Yellow Toad, ''and I'll be the best Yellow Toad you've ever seen!''\
39	'''[[color:blue:Proton Jon]]:''' And I'll be leaving, thank you. hits 1 and Blue Toad runs offscreen
40	-->-- Character selection in ''New Super Mario Bros Wii''
41
42	->'''Chugga''': [[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons Meet]] [[{{Pun}} Josh Jepson]]!\
43	'''LetsPlay/JoshJepson''': [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Oh my God...]]\
44	'''Chugga''': His boy [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Chugga]]!\
45	'''NCS''': Oh my God...\
46	'''Chugga''': Daughter [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Johnny]]!\
47	'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': You...\
48	'''Chugga''': [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]], his wife!\
49	'''NCS''': ''[[BigWhat WHAT]]''?! WHAT? ''NO! NO!''\
50	'''Jon''': You need so much mental help it's ''not even funny''.
51	-->-- Chuggaaconroy sings the intro and catches everyone off-guard.
52
53	->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon:''' singing "[[TokenEvilTeammate I am an asshole! I am an asshole! I am ''such'' an asshole! Look at me~!]]"
54	-->-- Jon, when he's a {{Troll}} [[note]]Everyone else was in a bubble, and Jon was intentionally not popping them while stomping on Bullet Bills to grind himself up to 99 lives.[[/note]]
55
56	->'''LetsPlay/JoshJepson''': "Hey everybody, it's Josh Jepson!"\
57	'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''': "Howdy folks, it's Chuggaaconroy!"\
58	'''LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun''': "Hey, this is Nintendo Capri Sun, but you knew that already."\
59	'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': "I want a catchphrase to steal too..."
60	-->-- Another intro {{Crossover}}
61
62	->'''Jon''' with Chugga sobbing in the background I love how Falcon's like, MAJESTIC. And Olimar and Steve are just like, what the heck is he doing? Olimar's like, "Hey Steve, this guy is really weird man. Should we hang out with him?" And Steve's all like, "I don't know, that {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} guy, I don't think he's playing as Steve this time, it's really weird."
63	-->-- Jon exploiting Chugga's BerserkButton
64
65	->'''Chugga''': Onto our fourth project in the time that it's taken Jon to make five videos!\
66	'''Jon''': YOU ARE A DICK.
67	-->-- The intro to ''Mario Party 2''.
68
69	->'''Jon''':"Day at the races. Day at the races! ''Day at the races!'' Hey, I heard you like races. Here's some days! Spend them at the races!"
70	-->-- Jon gets fed up with constantly having to play the ''Mario Party 2'' minigame [[LuckBasedMission Day at the Races]].
71
72	->'''Jon''': ''"I am the strongest of the Guys!'' '''''[[LargeHam I RUN AWAY THE MOST!]]"'''''
73	-->-- Jon proves himself as TheAce
74
75	->'''Jon:''' ''[singing]'' ''I'm dreaming of a space Christmas, just like the one I used to know... where the space-tops glisten, and space-children listen to hear... Mario at the show...'' [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand oh woah... ...woah... ehhh.]]
76	-->-- Jon singing a SpaceX song.
77
78	->'''Jon: I LOVE CHUGGAACONROY HE’S MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD, WE GET ALONG SO WELL, AND NONE OF THE FANFICTION ONLINE BOTHERS ME AT ALL!!!'''
79	-->-- Jon when told to say a big fat lie in ''VideoGame/WarioWare Inc: Mega Party Game$''!.
80
81	->'''Tim''': ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime CURSE YOU, KIRBY! CURSE YOU, KING DEDEDE! But most of all...CURSE YOU, RUNAWAY GUYS!]]''
82	-->-- After defeating the final boss in ''Kirby's Return to Dream Land''
83
84	->'''Chugga:''' So, this has been Chuggaaconroy...
85	->'''Tim:''' Nintendo Capri Sun...
86	->'''LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}}:''' Lucahjin!
87	->'''Jon:''' And the king of all '''CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDSSS!''' ''(as he says this, a King of Hearts enlarges and the others start screaming like crazy)''
88	-->-- The Runaway Guys (and Lucahjin) at the end of ''[=LittleBigPlanet=]'', Episode '''1'''.
89
90	->'''Jon:''' Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee!
91	-->-- Jon during the ''[=LittleBigPlanet=]'' finale.
92
93	->'''Chugga:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Timstones!]]\
94	Meet the Timstones\
95	They're the modern Runaway family!\
96	From the\
97	Mushroom Kingdom\
98	Come the friends who need to L to P!\
99	Now Let's Play with Jon [[AndTheRest and the other three]]!\
100	He couldn't even upload a bee!\
101	When you\
102	Read our fanfics\
103	You'll have a gay old tiiiime!\
104	...But you knew that already!
105	-->-- Chugga in Episode 2 of ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU''
106
107	->'''[[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]]''': We're getting good at this whole "teamwork" thing.\
108	'''Jon''': It's weird.\
109	'''Jake''': Yeah, what ''is'' this?
110	-->-- LetsPlay/SuperJeenius and LetsPlay/ProtonJon, discussing uncharacteristic displays of "teamwork" in ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''
111
112	->'''Tim''': Hey, guys, I'm Boomer the Slimefoot!\
113	'''[[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]]''': I'm 4 number 2!\
114	'''Jon''': [[Film/BatmanAndRobin What killed the ice age?]] Oh my god, I got it wrong.\
115	'''Chugga''': And I can't top a mess-up like that. Welcome, everybody, to ''Castle Crashers''!\
116	'''Jon''': Can I get a redo on that?\
117	'''Chugga''': No.\
118	'''Jake''': No!\
119	'''Jon''': Come on...\
120	'''Chugga''': NO! What killed the ice age? THE DINOSAURS!
121	-->-- LetsPlay/ProtonJon screwing up his intro for the first episode of ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''.
122
123	-> ''([[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]] and [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] are standing side-by-side, wearing The Runaway Guys t-shirts; [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Chugga]] is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent behind them trying to climb up a down escalator to reach them]])''\
124	'''Jon''': So we know a lot of guys have been asking for us to make Runaway Guys [[TheMerch merchandise]], so we ''finally'' got around to making The Runaway Guys shirts.\
125	'''Tim''': ''(gesturing to his shirt)'' Runaway Guys shirts!\
126	'''Jon''': As Tim can show off, we got our logo on the front, and on the back we've got [=ACFan120's=] character avatars.\
127	'''Chugga''': Guys!\
128	'''Tim''': [[{{Foreshadowing}} And this is the first of what will be many designs in the future hopefully, so keep an eye out for more.]]\
129	'''Chugga''': Guys!\
130	'''Jon''': You can get all these on [=RodeoArcade.com=], and we'll have much more stuff there in the future.\
131	'''Chugga''': [[RuleOfThree GUYS!]]\
132	'''Jon''': ''(he and Tim turn around)'' What?!\
133	'''Chugga''': ''(revealed to be holding loads of t-shirts)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I GOT THE SHIRTS!]]\
134	''([[{{Beat}} Jon facepalms as Chugga slowly is brought back down by the escalator; Jon and Tim slowly wave at him]])''\
135	'''Jon''': [[SurroundedByIdiots Why do we hang out with him again?]]
136	-->-- Announcing their new t-shirts in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBK7g8IKJtM this video]].
137
138	->'''Chugga''': Hey Proton Jon...\
139	'''Jon''': Uh oh...what? \
140	'''Chugga''': Do you like parties? \
141	'''Jon''': Oh no...I used to, but then I met you guys. \
142	'''Chugga''': What about Mario Parties? \
143	'''Jon''': That's actually what I was referring to. \
144	'''Chugga''': Well, let's get started anyway.
145	-->-- Episode 1 of Mini Game Island
146
147	->'''Chugga''': It's time for runaway-niacs-\
148	'''Jon''': Oh my goooood.\
149	'''Chugga''': And we let's play while at PAX.\
150	'''Jon''': Oh my '''goooood!'''\
151	'''Chugga''': So just sit back and relax, while we overreact, we're runaway-niacs.\
152	So come join the let's play brother and the let's play sister Tim.\
153	Of course we're just kidding and she's really a hi-im (y'knowinthebathroom)\
154	We just like to make jokes, based on a simple whim.\
155	Now there's no truce to what we produce, entertainment on the spot.\
156	We're runaway-niacs, Tim is cute and Chugga yaks, Proton threatens to attack, while Four takes some flack, we're runaway-niacs.\
157	We're runaway-niacs, we have Polaris contracts (Oh my god.), it's time for some snacks, then prep for Jon's wisecracks!\
158	We're runaway-ny, totally insane-y, Chugga's puns are lame-y, runaway-niacs! Those are the facts.
159	-->-- Chugga keeping the running gag going, Episode 2 of ''New Super Luigi U''
160
161	->'''Jon''': '''''SLIPPERY SHOOOOOOES!!'''''
162	-->-- Jon, in nearly every episode of ''VideoGame/NewSuperLuigiU''
163
164	->'''Chugga''': Should we do Daisy on hard?
165	-->-- Chugga setting off a chain of memes, fan fiction and fan art in [[https://youtu.be/gmBvUtVSbyY?t=85 the first Runaway Guys Stream]]
166
167	->'''Chugga''': I'm inside Daisy's heart shaped box.\
168	'''Tim''': Oh my God.\
169	'''Jon''': ...You know what that is right?\
170	...\
171	'''Chugga''': Could you tell me what it means?\
172	'''Jon''': '''''IT MEANS VAGINA!'''''
173	-->-- Chugga not helping his case in [[https://youtu.be/gmBvUtVSbyY?t=2340 the above mentioned Runaway Guys Stream]]
174	-->-- It continues in [[https://youtu.be/ZndXHN-UAJQ?list=PL_sYhAj0WXROF7vtyEO7WscywfAWn0Xbs&t=705]], where Chugga states "It was a hard choice, but I think I'm gonna go with Daisy" towhich the Villager Kitt replies that "Daisies signify innocence", to which Chugga laughs and points out the joke.New reference
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178	->'''Chugga''': We're tiny! We're Timmy! We're all a little loon(e)y!\
179	'''Jon''': Oh my god...\
180	'''Chugga''': And in this playthrough-ny we're invading your YT!\
181	We're let's play dispensers, we crack up all the censors,\
182	On Tiny Tim Adventures, we're a bunch of oddities!\
183	'''Tim''': IN THE BATHROOM!\
184	'''Chugga''': So here's Sprixie Kingdom, it's eight long worlds of fun.\
185	We run and jump like some big chumps until our lives are none!\
186	'''{{LetsPlay/Masae\|Anela}}''': The script's nonexistent, it's all so inconsistent,\
187	'''Masae and Chugga''': On Tiny Tim Adventures, it's about to start.\
188	'''Chugga''': Onward to TRG's project, we're at it once again,\
189	With my bad puns we'll all cringe tons, since two-thousand and ten!\
190	Jon's whiny, he's moody, and just a little snooty, (WOW!)\
191	It's Tiny Tim Adventures, come and join the fun!\
192	'''Jon''': Well, fuck you too!\
193	'''Masae''': And now his puns are done! (''Masae and Chugga hi-five one another'')
194	-->-- The trend continues with a little help from Masae, in Episode 2 of ''Super Mario 3D World''
195
196	->'''Stephen''': It's time, for the Runaway Guys,\
197	Play ''Four Swords'', and have an ''Adventure'', too.\
198	There's [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] and [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]], and [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] and [[LetsPlay/StephenPlays Stephen]].\
199	There are four colors there. They're on your screen, use your eyes, use your eyes, use your eyes.\
200	There will, be so much fun,\
201	As we cut and we run, with our swords.\
202	You'll never get bored, if you don't ignore,\
203	All the fun to be had, and the teamwork to-\
204	'''Chugga''': BOOOOOOOOO!\
205	'''Tim''': Teamwork!?\
206	'''Stephen''': No, guys, guys, there's gotta be teamwork, dangit! If you don't have any teamwork-\
207	'''Tim''': Yeah, right.\
208	'''Jon''': You... You really are new to this channel, aren't you?
209	-->-- Stephen tries to jump on the song bandwagon, in Episode 1 of ''The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures''
210
211	->''I was watching television.''
212	-->-- LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun in Episode 26 of Super Metroid, to the Lower Norfair tune
213
214	->''F*ck!!!''
215	-->-- Chuggaaconroy after praising Paper Mario Sticker Star for one minute in the TRG Colosseum
216
217	->'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''': Hey LetsPlay/ProtonJon...\
218	'''Jon''': What?\
219	'''Chugga''': Do you like parties?\
220	'''Jon''': Oh, God...NOT ANYMORE!\
221	'''Chugga''': How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?\
222	'''Jon''': I'm-a strangle you now, you're bringing up all the worst memories.\
223	'''Tim''': Yeeeeaaahh...\
224	'''Chugga''': Oh, I'm a puppy now, aren't I?
225	-->-- Chuggaconroy making the furthest of all callbacks on a LetsPlay/StephenPlays [[https://youtu.be/-JPULTZ_vls Mario Party 1 video]] featuring the Guys, posted in 2019
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228	->'''Tom''': "How do we still have synergy during this?"\
229	'''Jon''': "'CAUSE THIS IS HOW TRG WORKS! WE GET ANGRY, AND WE FOCUS!"
230	-->-- Tom gets a lesson in how TRG functions when the group performs well in a stage in {{VideoGame/Overcooked}} while Jon and Emile argue
231
232	->''There once were three [=YouTubers=].\
233	They were a bunch of goobers\
234	Who played on their computers,\
235	And they were TRG.\
236	The three were decent bowlers,\
237	And mostly good dice-rollers.\
238	They started Thrown Controllers,\
239	And they were TRG.\
240	The boys are proving capable.\
241	Their wills were quite unbreakable.\
242	Success was inescapable,\
243	And they were TRG.\
244	\
245	Ahead they just kept forging,\
246	Canadian and Georgian.\
247	They walked the Streets of Fortune,\
248	'Cause they were TRG.\
249	Controllers did get broke upon\
250	The journey of the Dokapon.\
251	So hard for them to focus on\
252	The game on their TV.\
253	With all this newfound freedom\
254	Cemented as a threesome,\
255	They started Colosseum,\
256	And they were TRG.\
257	\
258	They hired a few musicians\
259	That made some fine additions\
260	With all their cool renditions\
261	Of all the [=OSTs=].\
262	There was an infiltrator\
263	Who might have been a traitor.\
264	They called him Lord Dona'tor.\
265	He might be one of us.\
266	I guess that you could say we\
267	Are all a little crazy,\
268	But for the next three days, we\
269	Are gonna rock your world.''
270	-->-- ExpositoryThemeTune for The Runaway Guys Colosseum 2023, to the tune of the theme from ''Series/TheAddamsFamily''

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