Cynical, snarky, antisocial teenage male, with way too much time on his hands. An avid video gamer. Fan of Final Fantasy, Super Mario Bros. (especially the RPGs) , Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, and Metal Gear. Massive fan of MS Paint Adventures, especially Homestuck. His Pet Peeve Tropes include Easy-Mode Mockery and Point of No Return. Previous description cut for being too wordy.
I messed with your page while you weren't looking. — Zudak
Vandalism. — ChrisisCraziest
Genderbent John is hot. I find this sad. Also, you told us to vandalize, so here. Have a black man going ghetto in 3 seconds! —Tre
Bot soft! What rock through yonder window breaks?
It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
There. I have done something to your page. —BlackWolfe
Greetings cheese popsicle. The number you have dialed is currently out of pork chops. —todbot1
Oh, hello there. I must have stumbled upon here by accident. *Puts away spray cans* Nope, no thoughts of vandalism here, nosiree! —Phoenixor
Your page has been graced by the presence of an introverted jackass. Don't you feel lucky? —GameSpazzer
Young man, there's no need to feel down,
Young man, pick your feet off the ground,
And just go the-*shot* —Megamagikarp