History Quotes / ReallyGetsAround

->''Oh that's rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers''

--> -- ''{{Frasier}}''

--> -- ''VideoGame/DragonAge''

->''IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS '''NOT''' SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!?''

->''...Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.''
--> --'''Humphrey Lyttleton''', ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''

->''She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no; when her motor is running, this girl don't sit still! The girl gets around!''

->''For shit's sake Mother, how short is the list of guys you HAVEN'T screwed?''
-->-- '''Sterling Archer''', ''{{Archer}}''

->'''Judge''': Other boyfriend?!? You have several?!?
->'''Angel Starr''': Yes 'this boyfriend' 'that boyfriend' and 'the other boyfriend' care to join? The 'yet another boyfriend' position is still open.
->'''Judge''':...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.
->'''Ema Skye''': Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
-->--''PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', "Rise From the Ashes"

->''...who'll stick his peepee into anything with a hole in it.''
-->--'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on Kirk from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''

-->--''SouthPark'', "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

->''I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.''
-->--'''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''Sabine''': Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
->'''Nale''': You--you were gone for three hours!
->'''Sabine''': Yeah, well, I had errands to run too.

->It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.

->"I'm ''never'' unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time."
--> --'''Empress Elysoun''', TheTamuli

-> '''Metis''': ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?\\
'''Ditto''': ...One, most Ditto are purple. The chances of one being blue are about one in eight thousand something. Two, just because we can potentially breed with any fertile Pokemon doesn't mean we all do.\\
'''Metis''': Ah. Numbers game and all that...And okay. Not all of them do. Do you?\\
(Ditto looks annoyed.)\\
'''Metis''': What? It's a legitimate question.\\
'''Ditto''': ...Um...\\
'''Metis''': Yes or no, come on, not a hard question.\\
'''Ditto''': ...I have standards.\\
'''Metis''': Oh, fine, be a party-pooper.

-> Metis: ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?\\
Ditto: ...One, most Ditto are purple. The chances of one being blue are about one in eight thousand something. Two, just because we can potentially breed with any fertile Pokemon doesn't mean we all do.\\
Metis: Ah. Numbers game and all that...And okay. Not all of them do. Do you?\\

Metis: What? It's a legitimate question.\\
Ditto: ...Um...\\
Metis: Yes or no, come on, not a hard question.\\
Ditto: ...I have standards.\\
Metis: Oh, fine, be a party-pooper.

Ditto: ...Um...\\\

-->--'''Dean Winchester''', ''{{Series/Supernatural}}''

-->--''WebComic/OrderOfTheStick''

-->--'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on Kirk from ''StarTrek''

--> --'''Lister''', ''RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"

-->-- '''[[http://bettermyths.com/there-is-no-dude-badder-than-cuchulainn/ There is no dude badder than Cuchulainn]]''', ''[[http://bettermyths.com Better Myths]]''

-->-- [[http://bettermyths.com/there-is-no-dude-badder-than-cuchulainn/ "There is no dude badder than Cuchulainn"]], [[http://bettermyths.com Better Myths]]

--> -- ''DragonAge''

-->--''OrderOfTheStick''

--> --'''Humphrey Lyttleton''', ''ImSorryIHaventAClue''

->''...Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean solemnly tossed them over the side]].''
--> --'''Humphrey Lyttleton''', ''[=~I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue~=]''

->''I think it just goes to show, being easy is pretty much all upside.''
-->--'''Dean Winchester''', ''{{Supernatural}}''

->''In my experience, being easy is pretty much all upside.''

->It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the same dad.

-->'''Sabine''': Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
-->'''Nale''': You--you were gone for three hours!
-->'''Sabine''': Yeah, well, I had errands to run too.

--> --'''Lister''', ''RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"'''

--> -- ''Frasier''

->''...Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha [[IfyouknowwhatImean solemnly tossed them over the side]].''

-->'''—Dave Lister, ''RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"'''

->''Roz: Dozens of men? Did you tell her that?''
->''Frasier: Well forgive me for keeping track!''
--> '''—Frasier'''

-->-- ''DragonAge''

--> '''-Humphrey Lyttleton, [=~I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue~=]'''

-->-- "'''The Girl Gets Around'''" from ''{{Footloose}}''

-->'''PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Rise From the Ashes.'''

->"...who'll stick his peepee into anything with a hole in it."
-->'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on [[StarTrek Kirk]].

-->--''from "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," '''SouthPark'''''

'''Cartman:''' Huh?

-->'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on [[StarTrek Kirk]].

-->'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on [[StarTrekTheOriginalGeneration Kirk]].

-->-- "'''The Girl Gets Around'''" from ''{{Footloose}}''

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->''IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?''
--> '''[[BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]] as Augustus, IClaudius'''