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-->-- ''Discworld/NightWatch''
''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''
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->It appears that the glove...is on the other shoe.
-->-- '''Boone''', ''WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero''
-->-- '''Boone''', ''WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero''
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->'''Inej''': No matter the height of the mountain, the climbing is the same.
->'''Nina''': That's not technically true. You need ropes, picks...
-->--''[[Literature/SixOfCrows Crooked Kingdom]]''
->'''Nina''': That's not technically true. You need ropes, picks...
-->--''[[Literature/SixOfCrows Crooked Kingdom]]''
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''WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff''
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'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]\\
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
Works]]
->I always thought swimming was [[JustLikeMakingLove kinda like doing somebody.]] You dive in, flop around a bit, and you either get booed or somebody gives you a medal. And then I found out swimming isn't like that at all. You can't [[CargoShip have sex with]] [[NoodleIncident your neighbor's above-ground backyard pool]]... What was I talking about?
-->-- '''Haru''', ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''
->We are the Dark Knights for justice. Because as children we were nursed on the milk of justice, and as we grew up we acquired a taste for justice. Now as we get older we once again desire the taste of justice... but we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS!? IT'S TERRIBLE! And now you all understand what our mission is. And what. We. Must. Do.
-->-- '''Lelouch[=/=]One''', ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''
->'''Kiritsugu''': Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.\\
'''Shirou''': Marbles?\\
'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]\\
'''Shirou''' (''confused''): Dad... did marbles hurt you?\\
'''Kiritsugu''': No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.
-->-- ''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''
->Dear Chief Replacement,\\\
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.\\
That's right.\\
I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.\\
Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!\\\
Sincerely,\\
Alucard
-->-- A letter to UsefulNotes/ThePope, ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
->I always thought swimming was [[JustLikeMakingLove kinda like doing somebody.]] You dive in, flop around a bit, and you either get booed or somebody gives you a medal. And then I found out swimming isn't like that at all. You can't [[CargoShip have sex with]] [[NoodleIncident your neighbor's above-ground backyard pool]]... What was I talking about?
-->-- '''Haru''', ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''
->We are the Dark Knights for justice. Because as children we were nursed on the milk of justice, and as we grew up we acquired a taste for justice. Now as we get older we once again desire the taste of justice... but we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS!? IT'S TERRIBLE! And now you all understand what our mission is. And what. We. Must. Do.
-->-- '''Lelouch[=/=]One''', ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''
->'''Kiritsugu''': Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.\\
'''Shirou''': Marbles?\\
'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]\\
'''Shirou''' (''confused''): Dad... did marbles hurt you?\\
'''Kiritsugu''': No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.
-->-- ''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''
->Dear Chief Replacement,\\\
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.\\
That's right.\\
I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.\\
Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!\\\
Sincerely,\\
Alucard
-->-- A letter to UsefulNotes/ThePope, ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
->From the ashes sprouted a powerful friendship, and in time, Kirito found that he could [[DamnedByFaintPraise almost tolerate]] [[RagTagBunchOfMisfits them]], much like how a fat man tolerates the tapeworms in his intestines. And like those tapeworms, that guild burrowed deep into his innards, and gorged themselves on his leftovers, until they began causing abdominal pain and diarrhea. I realize the metaphor's breaking down a bit here, but Granny Dapper didn't raise no quitters!
-->-- '''[[LemonyNarrator Jack Dapper]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
->Playing card games is {{just like making love}}. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember, always wear a condom when playing card games.
-->-- '''Grandpa''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
-->-- '''[[LemonyNarrator Jack Dapper]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
->Playing card games is {{just like making love}}. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember, always wear a condom when playing card games.
-->-- '''Grandpa''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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-> ''You see, Clara, they're stored in the paintings in the Undergallery. Like Cup-A-Soups! Except you add time, if you can picture that. Nobody can picture that. Forget I said Cup-A-Soups.''
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->The Irish fear nothing and no one\\
They keep fightin' till everyone's dead!\\
...I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'\\
I just felt like it had to be said!
-->-- '''Paulette''', "Ireland," ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
They keep fightin' till everyone's dead!\\
...I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'\\
I just felt like it had to be said!
-->-- '''Paulette''', "Ireland," ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
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->''The Irish fear nothing and no one''\\
''They keep fightin' till everyone's dead!''\\
''...I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'''\\
''I just felt like it had to be said!''
--> -- '''Paulette''', "Ireland," ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
''They keep fightin' till everyone's dead!''\\
''...I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'''\\
''I just felt like it had to be said!''
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->We are the Dark Knights for justice. Because as children we were nursed on the milk of justice, and as we grew up we acquired a taste for justice. Now as we get older we once again desire the taste of justice... but we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS!? IT'S TERRIBLE! And now you all understand what our mission is. And what. We. Must. Do.
-->-- '''Lelouch[=/=]One''', ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''
-->-- '''Lelouch[=/=]One''', ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''
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->'''Kiritsugu''': Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.\\
'''Shirou''': Marbles?\\
'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]\\
'''Shirou''' (''confused''): Dad...did marbles hurt you?\\
'''Kiritsugu''': No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.
-->--''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''
'''Shirou''': Marbles?\\
'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]\\
'''Shirou''' (''confused''): Dad...did marbles hurt you?\\
'''Kiritsugu''': No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.
-->--''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''
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->Dear Chief Replacement,\\\
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.\\
That's right.\\
I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.\\
Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!\\\
Sincerely,\\
Alucard
-->-- A letter to UsefulNotes/ThePope, ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.\\
That's right.\\
I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.\\
Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!\\\
Sincerely,\\
Alucard
-->-- A letter to UsefulNotes/ThePope, ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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I wanted
Sincerely,\\
Alucard
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->From the ashes sprouted a powerful friendship, and in time, Kirito found that he could [[DamnedByFaintPraise almost tolerate]] [[RagTagBunchOfMisfits them]], much like how a fat man tolerates the tapeworms in his intestines. And like those tapeworms, that guild burrowed deep into his innards, and gorged themselves on his leftovers, until they began causing abdominal pain and diarrhea. I realize the metaphor's breaking down a bit here, but Granny Dapper didn't raise no quitters!
-->-- '''[[LemonyNarrator Jack Dapper]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
->Playing card games is {{just like making love}}. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember, always wear a condom when playing card games.
-->-- '''Grandpa''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
-->-- '''[[LemonyNarrator Jack Dapper]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
->Playing card games is {{just like making love}}. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember, always wear a condom when playing card games.
-->-- '''Grandpa''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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-> ''"A good story is like a good bowel movement: it's only really satisfying once it's ended. Because if you just keep going, then eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to pushing all of your internal organs out of your sphincter, until only a foul-smelling shell remains, and anyone who wants to get in on your incredibly long poo gets turned off, because they need to have gone through all of the poo up to that point to have the necessary context and this is where the analogy is breaking down somewhat."''
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-->-- Gamestop commercial for ''Franchise/CallOfDuty''
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-->-- Gamestop commercial for ''Franchise/CallOfDuty''
''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''
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'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]
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'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]]]\\
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->'''Kiritsugu''': Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.\\
'''Shirou''': Marbles?\\
'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]
Shirou (''confused''): Dad...did marbles hurt you?\\
'''Kiritsugu''': No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.
-->--WebVideo/''FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''
'''Shirou''': Marbles?\\
'''Kiritsugu'''': One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. [[Anime/FateZero Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.]]
Shirou (''confused''): Dad...did marbles hurt you?\\
'''Kiritsugu''': No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.
-->--WebVideo/''FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''
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-> ''The puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.''
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->The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil.
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]]'''
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]]'''
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya ta make lemonade, give 'em back ta Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''dose'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it! With its own damn lemons!"
-->-- '''Roleplayer''' of [[TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Whirl]]
-->-- '''Roleplayer''' of [[TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Whirl]]
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back ta Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it! With its own damn lemons!"
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya to ta make lemonade, give 'em back ta Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' ''dose'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it! With its own damn lemons!"
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back to Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't you go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it! With its own damn lemons!"
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back to ta Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't you go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it! With its own damn lemons!"
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back to Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't you go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it!"
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back to Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't you go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it!"it! With its own damn lemons!"
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-> "When Life hands ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back to Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't you go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it!"
-->-- '''Roleplayer''' of [[TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Whirl]]
-->-- '''Roleplayer''' of [[TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Whirl]]
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-> "When Life gives ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back to Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't you go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it!"
-->-- '''Roleplayer''' of [[TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Whirl]]
-->-- '''Roleplayer''' of [[TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Whirl]]
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-> "When Life gives ya lemons and tells ya to make lemonade, give 'em back to Life. Tell Life ta make its own damn lemonade. Den give Life a kick in da plates! Watch Life cry like a glitch! Say, how d'ya like ''those'' lemons, Ay, Life?! How 'bout some ''sugar'' with dat lemonade, Ay?! You ain't handin' nobody lemons no more, are ya?! Yeah, don't you go lettin' Life make a glitch outta you; if Life's a glitch, ''you're'' gonna go frag it!"
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-->-- Roleplayer of [[TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Whirl]]
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-->-- '''Wheatley''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''
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-->-- '''Wheatley''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''
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-> ''The puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.''
-->-- '''Wheatley''', ''VideoGame/Portal2''
-> ''The puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.''
-->-- '''Wheatley''', ''VideoGame/Portal2''
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->'''Amanda Waller''': I am Amanda Waller, and you can think of me as your fairy godmother from Hell. Only I won't be granting any wishes, [...] but rather makes each and everyone of you ''my bitch!''\\
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->'''Amanda Waller''': I am Amanda Waller, and you can think of me as your fairy godmother from Hell. Only Only, I won't be granting grant any wishes, [...] but wishes no [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} bibidi bobidi boo]] or any of that shbang. But rather makes each and everyone of you ''my bitch!''\\
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-->-- '[[WebVideo/YoungJusticeAbridged Suicide Squad Abridged]]''
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-->-- '[[WebVideo/YoungJusticeAbridged '''[[WebVideo/YoungJusticeAbridged Suicide Squad Abridged]]''
Abridged]]'''
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-->-- ''ComicBook/SuicideSquad: [[WesternAnimation/BatmanAssaultOnArkham Assault on Arkham]] [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged]]''
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-->-- ''ComicBook/SuicideSquad: [[WesternAnimation/BatmanAssaultOnArkham Assault on Arkham]] [[TheAbridgedSeries '[[WebVideo/YoungJusticeAbridged Suicide Squad Abridged]]''
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-> '''You see, Clara, they're stored in the paintings in the Undergallery. Like Cup-A-Soups! Except you add time, if you can picture that. Nobody can picture that. Forget I said Cup-A-Soups.'''
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-> '''You ''You see, Clara, they're stored in the paintings in the Undergallery. Like Cup-A-Soups! Except you add time, if you can picture that. Nobody can picture that. Forget I said Cup-A-Soups.'''''
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-> '''You see, Clara, they're stored in the paintings in the Undergallery. Like Cup-A-Soups! Except you add time, if you can picture that. Nobody can picture that. Forget I said Cup-A-Soups.'''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor"
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor"
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->That's right, folks. This election has no room for margin of error or correct use of metaphors. It's banana-up-for-grabs!
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->'''River:''' A needle in a haystack.\\
'''The Doctor:''' A needle that looks like hay. A hay-like needle of death. A hay-like needle of death in a haystack... of statues. No, yours was fine.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Time of Angels"
'''The Doctor:''' A needle that looks like hay. A hay-like needle of death. A hay-like needle of death in a haystack... of statues. No, yours was fine.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Time of Angels"
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-> ''"A good story is like a good bowel movement: it's only really satisfying once it's ended. Because if you just keep going, then eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to pushing all of your internal organs out of your sphincter, until only a foul-smelling shell remains, and anyone who wants to get in on your incredibly long poo gets turned off, because they need to have gone through all of the poo up to that point to have the necessary context and this is where the analogy is breaking down somewhat."''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''s [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2757-DC-Universe-Online review]] of ''VideoGame/DCUniverseOnline''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''s [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2757-DC-Universe-Online review]] of ''VideoGame/DCUniverseOnline''
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->''The Irish fear nothing and no one''\\
''They keep fightin' till everyone's dead!''\\
''...I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'''\\
''I just felt like it had to be said!''
--> -- '''Paulette''', "Ireland," ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
''They keep fightin' till everyone's dead!''\\
''...I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'''\\
''I just felt like it had to be said!''
--> -- '''Paulette''', "Ireland," ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
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->'''Lutark''': Do you know how painful it is to watch you guys not to be with eachother?\\
'''Lutark''': It's like eating macaroni without the cheese.\\
'''Lutark''': So you end up with some sad bowl of mac and nothing and you're there wishing\\
'''Lutark''': 'Damn, this mac looks so sad, it needs some cheese'.\\
'''Rodard''': Pardon, am I the pasta in this metaphor or am I the cheese?\\
'''Lutark''': Well, I dunno, dude, you're both looking like p sad noodles either way.\\
'''Rodard''': Oh.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hackbent}}''
'''Lutark''': It's like eating macaroni without the cheese.\\
'''Lutark''': So you end up with some sad bowl of mac and nothing and you're there wishing\\
'''Lutark''': 'Damn, this mac looks so sad, it needs some cheese'.\\
'''Rodard''': Pardon, am I the pasta in this metaphor or am I the cheese?\\
'''Lutark''': Well, I dunno, dude, you're both looking like p sad noodles either way.\\
'''Rodard''': Oh.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hackbent}}''
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->'''Lutark''': Do you know how painful it is to watch you guys not to be with eachother?
->'''Lutark''': It's like eating macaroni without the cheese.
->'''Lutark''': So you end up with some sad bowl of mac and nothing and you're there wishing
->'''Lutark''': 'Damn, this mac looks so sad, it needs some cheese'.
->'''Rodard''': Pardon, am I the pasta in this metaphor or am I the cheese?
->'''Lutark''': Well, I dunno, dude, you're both looking like p sad noodles either way.
->'''Rodard''': Oh.
->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hackbent}}''
->'''Lutark''': It's like eating macaroni without the cheese.
->'''Lutark''': So you end up with some sad bowl of mac and nothing and you're there wishing
->'''Lutark''': 'Damn, this mac looks so sad, it needs some cheese'.
->'''Rodard''': Pardon, am I the pasta in this metaphor or am I the cheese?
->'''Lutark''': Well, I dunno, dude, you're both looking like p sad noodles either way.
->'''Rodard''': Oh.
->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hackbent}}''
->I always thought swimming was [[JustLikeMakingLove kinda like doing somebody.]] You dive in, flop around a bit, and you either get booed or somebody gives you a medal. And then I found out swimming isn't like that at all. You can't [[CargoShip have sex with]] [[NoodleIncident your neighbor's above-ground backyard pool]]... What was I talking about?
-->-- '''Haru''', ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''
-->-- '''Haru''', ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''
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->We are the Dark Knights for justice. Because as children we were nursed on the milk of justice, and as we grew up we acquired a taste for justice. Now as we get older we once again desire the taste of justice... but we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS!? IT'S TERRIBLE! And now you all understand what our mission is. And. What. We. Must. Do.
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->We are the Dark Knights for justice. Because as children we were nursed on the milk of justice, and as we grew up we acquired a taste for justice. Now as we get older we once again desire the taste of justice... but we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS!? IT'S TERRIBLE! And now you all understand what our mission is. And. What.And what. We. Must. Do.
->From the ashes sprouted a powerful friendship, and in time, Kirito found that he could [[DamnedByFaintPraise almost tolerate]] [[RagTagBunchOfMisfits them]], much like how a fat man tolerates the tapeworms in his intestines. And like those tapeworms, that guild burrowed deep into his innards, and gorged themselves on his leftovers, until they began causing abdominal pain and diarrhea. I realize the metaphor's breaking down a bit here, but Granny Dapper didn't raise no quitters!
-->-- '''[[LemonyNarrator Jack Dapper]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
-->-- '''[[LemonyNarrator Jack Dapper]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
->'''Darwin:''' Yeah... it sounds like the sea, but more purple.\\
'''Gumball:''' What? No.\\
'''Darwin:''' You're right, it's more like the sound of Christmas, but like, in the desert.\\
'''Gumball:''' What does that even mean?!\\
'''Darwin:''' Yeah, it's more like the sound of a cellphone (''wry smile'') grabbing onto an ice cream cake.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Advice"
'''Gumball:''' What? No.\\
'''Darwin:''' You're right, it's more like the sound of Christmas, but like, in the desert.\\
'''Gumball:''' What does that even mean?!\\
'''Darwin:''' Yeah, it's more like the sound of a cellphone (''wry smile'') grabbing onto an ice cream cake.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Advice"
->An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered.
-->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
-->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
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->An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered.
-->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
->'''Darwin:''' Yeah... it sounds like the sea, but more purple.\\
'''Gumball:''' What? No.\\
'''Darwin:''' You're right, it's more like the sound of Christmas, but like, in the desert.\\
'''Gumball:''' What does that even mean?!\\
'''Darwin:''' Yeah, it's more like the sound of a cellphone (''wry smile'') grabbing onto an ice cream cake.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Advice"
-->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
->'''Darwin:''' Yeah... it sounds like the sea, but more purple.\\
'''Gumball:''' What? No.\\
'''Darwin:''' You're right, it's more like the sound of Christmas, but like, in the desert.\\
'''Gumball:''' What does that even mean?!\\
'''Darwin:''' Yeah, it's more like the sound of a cellphone (''wry smile'') grabbing onto an ice cream cake.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Advice"
->[Airships] put me in mind of a man who invents a floor that is perfectly smooth, beautifully patterned, never requires cleaning, and never wears out. Unfortunately, the floor cannot be walked upon with nailed shoes or have anything dropped on it, because it's made of high explosive.
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''
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->''"[Airships] put me in mind of a man who invents a floor that is perfectly smooth, beautifully patterned, never requires cleaning, and never wears out. Unfortunately, the floor cannot be walked upon with nailed shoes or have anything dropped on it, because it's made of high explosive."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''
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''Webcomic/{{Hackbent}}''