History Quotes / Metaphorgotten

20th Jun '16 8:22:17 PM magmablock
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->''"[Airships] put me in mind of a man who invents a floor that is perfectly smooth, beautifully patterned, never requires cleaning, and never wears out. Unfortunately, the floor cannot be walked upon with nailed shoes or have anything dropped on it, because it's made of high explosive."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''
9th Jun '16 10:41:15 PM mk097
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->'''Darwin:''' Yeah... it sounds like the sea, but more purple.\\
'''Gumball:''' What? No.\\
'''Darwin:''' You're right, it's more like the sound of Christmas, but like, in the desert.\\
'''Gumball:''' What does that even mean?!\\
'''Darwin:''' Yeah, it's more like the sound of a cellphone (''wry smile'') grabbing onto an ice cream cake.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Advice"
28th Apr '16 3:03:45 PM MetalAiAi
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->An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered.
-->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
17th Jan '16 11:05:39 AM Tacitus
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->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Aw, yeah...Nuketown!
->'''2nd Gamestop Clerk''': Yeah! I am the Mayor of Nuketown! My campaign promise is pain!
->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well you can go ahead and crown me Miss Nuketown USA! My talent is tap-dancing...::taps, jazz hands::...on your grave!
->'''3rd Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well I'm the city planner of Nuketown! I lay down the infrastructure...so that...transit can run on time...I'll get back to you. ::wanders off::

-->-- Gamestop/Franchise/CallOfDuty Commercial

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->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''':
->'''Clerk 1''':
Aw, yeah...Nuketown!
->'''2nd Gamestop Clerk''':
yeah... [[AbridgedArenaArray Nuketown!]]\\
'''Clerk 2''':
Yeah! I am the Mayor of Nuketown! My campaign promise is pain!
->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''':
pain!\\
'''Clerk 1''':
Oh yeah? Well you can go ahead and crown me Miss Nuketown USA! My talent is tap-dancing...::taps, tap-dancing... (''dances, jazz hands::...hands'') on your grave!
->'''3rd Gamestop Clerk''':
grave!\\
'''Clerk 3''':
Oh yeah? Well I'm the city planner of Nuketown! I lay down the infrastructure...infrastructure... so that...that... transit can run on time...time... I'll get back to you. ::wanders off::

(''wanders off'')
-->-- Gamestop/Franchise/CallOfDuty CommercialGamestop commercial for ''Franchise/CallOfDuty''



->You know, people say you should just play the hand you've been dealt in life. You know what? [[ScrewDestiny Fuck that.]] I say that if you get a dealt a bad hand, you throw out your cards, [[FlippingTheTable flip the table]], pull a gun on the dealer and start shooting... life, I guess.

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->You know, people say you should just play the hand you've been dealt in life. You know what? [[ScrewDestiny Fuck that.]] I say that if you get a dealt a bad hand, you [[RageQuit throw out your cards, cards]], [[FlippingTheTable flip the table]], pull a gun on the dealer and start shooting... life, I guess.



I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instil as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.\\

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I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instil instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.\\



'''Sarge:''' [[{{Dissimile}} Except imagine that pretty girl in school]] [[MiniMecha is armor-plated with a titanium polyalloy, and outfitted with fifty millimeter cannons and ammo for days!]]\\

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'''Sarge:''' [[{{Dissimile}} Except imagine that pretty girl in school]] [[MiniMecha is armor-plated with a titanium polyalloy, and outfitted with fifty millimeter fifty-millimeter cannons and ammo for days!]]\\



->Whatever it is ''[that makes Communists such killjoys]'', it makes for the kind of person who, when he was a kid, [[TeachersPet used to do next Tuesday's work on last Friday night]], if you know what I mean. Lots of times he used to be a minister's son, which isn't a Communist, exactly, but usually was a Presbyterian, which is not ''as'' bad, but still stinks. Well, what you did to the minister's kid was [[BlackComedyRape tie him to a fence post with his pants off and dip his pecker in fresh cream]] and [[BestialityIsDepraved turn a half-weaned calf loose on him]]. Which is exactly what we ought to do to [[DirtyCommunists all the Communists in the world]], [[NuclearOption except with atom bombs]].

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->Whatever it is ''[that [that makes Communists such killjoys]'', killjoys], it makes for the kind of person who, when he was a kid, [[TeachersPet used to do next Tuesday's work on last Friday night]], if you know what I mean. Lots of times he used to be a minister's son, which isn't a Communist, exactly, but usually was a Presbyterian, which is not ''as'' bad, but still stinks. Well, what you did to the minister's kid was [[BlackComedyRape tie him to a fence post with his pants off and dip his pecker in fresh cream]] and [[BestialityIsDepraved turn a half-weaned calf loose on him]]. Which is exactly what we ought to do to [[DirtyCommunists all the Communists in the world]], [[NuclearOption except with atom bombs]].
5th Jan '16 10:55:06 AM Anarquistador
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->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Nuketown!
->'''2nd Gamestop Clerk''': Yeah! And I am the Mayor of Nuketown! My campaign promise is pain!
->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well you can go ahead and crown me Miss Nuketown! And my talent is tap-dancing...::taps, jazz hands::...on your grave!
->'''3rd Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well I'm the city planner of Nuketown! I lay down the infrastructure...so that...public transportation can run on time...I'll get back to you. ::wanders off::

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->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Aw, yeah...Nuketown!
->'''2nd Gamestop Clerk''': Yeah! And I am the Mayor of Nuketown! My campaign promise is pain!
->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well you can go ahead and crown me Miss Nuketown! And my Nuketown USA! My talent is tap-dancing...::taps, jazz hands::...on your grave!
->'''3rd Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well I'm the city planner of Nuketown! I lay down the infrastructure...so that...public transportation transit can run on time...I'll get back to you. ::wanders off::
3rd Nov '15 7:42:31 AM Anarquistador
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->'''3rd Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well I'm the city planner of Nuketown! I lay down the infrastructure...so that...public transportation can run on time...I'll get back to you. ::wanders off""

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->'''3rd Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well I'm the city planner of Nuketown! I lay down the infrastructure...so that...public transportation can run on time...I'll get back to you. ::wanders off""
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3rd Nov '15 7:41:47 AM Anarquistador
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->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Nuketown!
->'''2nd Gamestop Clerk''': Yeah! And I am the Mayor of Nuketown! My campaign promise is pain!
->'''1st Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well you can go ahead and crown me Miss Nuketown! And my talent is tap-dancing...::taps, jazz hands::...on your grave!
->'''3rd Gamestop Clerk''': Oh yeah? Well I'm the city planner of Nuketown! I lay down the infrastructure...so that...public transportation can run on time...I'll get back to you. ::wanders off""

-->-- Gamestop/Franchise/CallOfDuty Commercial
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23rd Oct '15 12:32:48 AM Trogdor
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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freemen]]''', ''[[Machinima/FreemansMind Freeman's Mind]]''

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freemen]]''', Freeman]]''', ''[[Machinima/FreemansMind Freeman's Mind]]''
22nd Oct '15 9:59:39 PM Trogdor
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->As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. In... there's an "I" in meat pie. So - The anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.
-->-- '''Shaun''', ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead''
13th Oct '15 5:53:08 PM Tacitus
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->You know, people say you should just play the hand you've been dealt in life. You know what? [[ScrewDestiny Fuck that.]] I say that if you get a dealt a bad hand, you throw out your cards, [[FlippingTheTable flip the table]], pull a gun on the dealer and start shooting... life, I guess.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freemen]]''', ''[[Machinima/FreemansMind Freeman's Mind]]''



-->-- '''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

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-->-- '''Machinima/RedVsBlue''
''Machinima/RedVsBlue''



-->--''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce''



->Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a {{deal with the devil}}, and by "devil," I mean "[[SpaceX Robot Devil]]," and by "metaphorically," I mean [[UsefulNotes/NewJersey "get your coat."]]

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->Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a {{deal with the devil}}, and devil}}. And by "devil," I mean "[[SpaceX Robot Devil]]," and Devil]]." And by "metaphorically," I mean [[UsefulNotes/NewJersey "get your coat."]]



->If we can hit the bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. ''Checkmate.''

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->If we can hit the bullseye, bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. ''Checkmate.''
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