History Quotes / MST3kMantra

--> '''Puck''', last lines of ''Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream''

->''"I guess you have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself."''

->''"Relax kid, it's just a movie."''

->''"You know, if you're going to let every little thing bother you, it's going to be a very long night!''

->''"It's only a movie, and after all, we're all grossly overpaid."''
-->--Creator/AlfredHitchcock

->''"Calm down, it's only wrestling."''

->''"If you need the security a strong continuity provides, you may not want to seek psychological security in ''StarWars'', ''StarTrek'', or any other science fiction series (or computer game continuity). There's holes, gaps, and other problems -- my suggestion to you would be to just try to relax a little and enjoy the escapism. When escapism becomes work, an obssession [sic], or is just stressing you out in general, then it's not doing its job and you need to take a step back and take a breather."''

->''"Final words: The Franchise/IndianaJones movies are all entitled to some dumb moments. They recapture the spirit of the old adventure films that came out during The Great Depression and World War II. Audiences were looking to [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars escape the real world and forget about their troubles]]. And that's what movies are all about: entertainment. But today, audiences are far more critical, have less imagination, and aren't as willing to suspend their disbelief; and that is the death of cinema."''

->''"''Smallville'' is really a show that [[INeedAFreakingDrink demands lubrication]] to go down smooth."''

->''"Let's face it, the extreme amount of crap [[Creator/JoelSchumacher he's]] caught for making this movie is more than a little over the top, and in some cases, borderline psychotic. At the end of the day, all he did was make a bad movie. Genuine venom should be reserved for actual crimes like mass murder, putting lettuce on a breakfast sandwich, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking eating New York-style pizza with a fork.]][[BerserkButton You fold it a little and then eat it!]] What the hell is hard about that?"''
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' recap supplement

->''So a recent strip involving Davan explaining how condoms work to my alternate persona with a banana upset some readers... because it was "unrealistic" for a cat to use a condom. Seriously? This comic involves a jelly cat, subterranean alligators and a core cast that should have been arrested several times over for assault and '''THAT'S''' bothering people? Of course that's not realistic! This is a comic.''

->"It's only a movie, and after all, we're all grossly overpaid."
-->--Creator/AlfredHitchcock

->"Calm down, it's only wrestling."
-->--'''[[Wrestling/DonCallis Cyrus]]''', ''Wrestling/{{ECW}}''

->If we shadows have offended,\\

And Robin shall restore amends.

->"Final words: The Franchise/IndianaJones movies are all entitled to some dumb moments. They recapture the spirit of the old adventure films that came out during The Great Depression and World War II. Audiences were looking to [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars escape the real world and forget about their troubles]]. And that's what movies are all about: entertainment. But today, audiences are far more critical, have less imagination, and aren't as willing to suspend their disbelief; and that is the death of cinema."
-->-- '''James Rolfe''', Cinemassacre's "Top 10 Dumbest Indiana Jones Moments"

->''Let's face it, the extreme amount of crap [[Creator/JoelSchumacher he's]] caught for making this movie is more than a little over the top, and in some cases, borderline psychotic. At the end of the day, all he did was make a bad movie. Genuine venom should be reserved for actual crimes like mass murder, putting lettuce on a breakfast sandwich, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking eating New York-style pizza with a fork.]][[BerserkButton You fold it a little and then eat it!]] What the hell is hard about that?''
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' recap supplement

->"I guess you have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself."

->"Relax kid, it's just a movie."

->''If you're wondering how [Joel/Mike] eats and breathes\\
And other science facts, (la la la)\\
Just repeat to yourself '''"It's just a show,\\
I should really just relax."'''''
-->--[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 From the]] {{Trope Namer|s}}

->''So a recent strip involving Davan explaining how condoms work to my alternate persona with a banana upset some readers... because it was "unrealistic" for a cat to use a condom. Seriously? This comic involves a jelly cat, subterranean alligators and a core cast that should have been arrested several times over for assault and '''THAT'S''' bothering people? Of course that's not realistic! This is a comic.''
-->--'''[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09022010.shtml Choo-Choo Bear II]] ''', ''SomethingPositive''

->''If you need the security a strong continuity provides, you may not want to seek psychological security in Star Wars, Star Trek, or any other science fiction series (or computer game continuity). There's holes, gaps, and other problems - my suggestion to you would be to just try to relax a little and enjoy the escapism. When escapism becomes work, an obssession [sic], or is just stressing you out in general, then it's not doing its job and you need to take a step back and take a breather.''
-->--Creator/ChrisAvellone

->'''Austin Powers:''' Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveled back to - oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.

->"You know, if you're going to let every little thing bother you, it's going to be a very long night!
-->--Prince Naveen, ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

->''It's a fanfiction. A'' parody ''fanfiction. Just relax. Try not to think about it too hard.''
-->-- Author's note in '''Fanfic/EbonyDarknessDementiaRavenWayVsCanon'''

->''Let's face it, the extreme amount of crap he's caught for making this movie is more than a little over the top, and in some cases, borderline psychotic. At the end of the day, all he did was make a bad movie. Genuine venom should be reserved for actual crimes like mass murder, putting lettuce on a breakfast sandwich, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking eating New York-style pizza with a fork.]][[BerserkButton You fold it a little and then eat it!]] What the hell is hard about that?''

-->--AlfredHitchcock

-->--'''Cyrus''', ''{{ECW}}''

--> '''Puck''', last lines of ''AMidsummerNightsDream''

->"Final words: The Indiana Jones movies are all entitled to some dumb moments. They recapture the spirit of the old adventure films that came out during The Great Depression and World War II. Audiences were looking to [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars escape the real world and forget about their troubles]]. And that's what movies are all about: entertainment. But today, audiences are far more critical, have less imagination, and aren't as willing to suspend their disbelief; and that is the death of cinema."

->''Let’s face it, the extreme amount of crap he’s caught for making this movie is more than a little over the top, and in some cases, borderline psychotic. At the end of the day, all he did was make a bad movie. Genuine venom should be reserved for actual crimes like mass murder, putting lettuce on a breakfast sandwich, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking eating New York-style pizza with a fork.]][[BerserkButton You fold it a little and then eat it!]] What the hell is hard about that?''
-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''', ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' recap supplement

--> '''Caveman''', {{Holes}}

-->--[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 From the]] TropeNamer

-->--''AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''

-->--Prince Naveen, ''ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/EscapeVelocity'', "EV: A Blast from the Past (portions of an AOL chat room log)" [[note]]The game also contains parodies of the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' ThemeTune.[[/note]]

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--> '''James Rolfe''', Cinemassacre's "Top 10 Dumbest Indiana Jones Moments"

-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''', ''FilmBatmanAndRobin'' recap supplement

->It's only a movie, and after all, we're all grossly overpaid.

->Calm down, it's only wrestling.

->''Final words, the Indiana Jones movies are all entitled to some dumb moments. They recapture the spirit of the old adventure films that came out during The Great Depression and World War II. Audiences were looking to escape the real world and forget about their troubles. And that's what movies are all about: entertainment. But today, audiences are far more critical, have less imagination, and aren't as willing to suspend their disbelief-and that, is the death of cinema. So I hope there's somebody out there who still embraces that old time B-movie feel, and that filmmakers aren't so discouraged to try and recapture the spirit of this cinematic pastime-long live the Saturday matinee!''

->''I guess you have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself.''

->Relax kid, it's just a movie.

-->--ChrisAvellone

->''I guess you have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself''

->''If you're wondering how [Joel/Mike] eats and breathes and other science facts, just repeat to yourself '''"It's just a show, I should really just relax."'''''

-->--Prince Naveen, "{{ThePrincessAndTheFrog}}"

-->--Prince Naveen, "ThePrincessAndTheFrog"

-->--Prince Naveen, ThePrincessAndTheFrog

-->--"You know, if you're going to let every little thing bother you, it's going to be a very long night!

->'''IT'S SATIRICAL''' or at least let's hope, because if not, [[TheAngryVideoGameNerd both]] [[TheNostalgiaCritic these]] men are certifiably insane. [[YouBastard And you're even more insane to believe it.]]
-->-- One of the disclaimers that pops up during [[TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN's]] video "response" to {{The Nostalgia Critic}}'s faux war. Unfortunately, it [[FanDumb didn't]] [[{{Lickspittle}} work]] [[SeriousBusiness that much]].

->''If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts, repeat to yourself '''"It's just a show, I should really just relax."'''''
-->--From the TropeNamer

-->--'''[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09022010.shtml Choo Choo Bear II]] ''', ''SomethingPositive''