Film / Red Heat

Ridzik: About this pile-of-shit pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It's called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can't even touch his ass.
Danko: I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk!

Red Heat is a 1988 action film directed by Walter Hill and produced by Carolco Pictures.

After failing to catch Georgian drug dealer Viktor Rostavili (shortened to "Rosta"), who shot his partner in the process, Soviet cop Ivan Danko (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is tasked to follow Rosta into the United States and bring him back. There Danko is forced to be a partner to the loose cannon Chicago cop Art Ridzik (James Belushi), and they both have to learn to work together. It became a minor cult classic in Russia, largely because Ahnold + the Russian langugage = Hilarity Ensues.

This film has examples of:

  • Bottomless Magazines:
    • Rosta manages to fire several shots with a single-shot derringer in a row.
    • Same with Danko's Smith & Wesson Model 29, which can shoot 18 times without reloading. In real life, the model 29 only holds six rounds.
  • Buddy Cop Show: A Stealth Parody thereof.
  • California Doubling: Budapest substituted for Russia for some scenes.
  • Celebrity Resemblance: One Cleanhead reminds Ridzik about a boxer.
    Ridzik: You look like Marvin Hagler. I lost money on Hagler!
  • Chummy Commies: Ivan Danko passed into history as one of very few heroic Soviet characters in Hollywood cinema.
  • Donut Mess with a Cop:
    Ridzik: I'm gonna get us something from all four food groups: hamburgers, french fries, coffee and doughnuts.
  • Fanservice Extra: Plenty of both genders appear in the opening sauna scenes.
  • Game of Chicken: The final confrontation with Rosta and the main characters involves them going against each other with buses in a game of chicken.
  • Gang of Hats: The Cleanheads are a gang of Scary Black Men with Balds of Evil.
  • Guns Akimbo: Rosta during the motel shootout.
  • Hand Cannon: Danko's fictional Podbyrin 9.2mm Pistol, made from a .357 Desert Eagle. Later, he has the pistol taken from him and has to switch for a .44 Magnum, which doesn't impress him much.
    Ridzik: Captain Danko, congratulations. You are now the proud owner of the most powerful handgun in the world.
    Danko: Soviet Podbyrin, 9.2 millimeter, is world's most powerful handgun.
    Ridzik: Oh, come on, everybody knows the .44 Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses it?
  • High Concept: Soviet / American buddy cop teamup.
  • The Informant: Streak, the "pile-of-shit pimp" mentioned in the page quote.
  • Your Mom: Viktor calls Ridzik a motherfucker in his native language ("Ebi svoju mamu v zadnicu!"In English ). When translating into English, Danko applies Gosh Dang It to Heck! when he tells Ridzik, "He say, 'Go and kiss your mother's behind.'"