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-> ''"Lifetime is a cable channel that caters to middle-aged moms. And by caters to them, I mean panders to them. Lifetime has some original shows; Unreal, Preachers' Daughters, Dance Moms, Little Women: LA, The Client List, Devious Maids...people watch this shit? But if you want to see the good stuff, you gotta check out the Lifetime Original Movies. Lifetime airs many movies targeted to women. My mom was watching one of these once, and that's how I got introduced to the whole thing. I walked in, and I was like "Mom, what is this crap?", and she said "Stop hating everything, you nitpicking, faggot-lipped, adopted piece of shit." But enough about that."''
-->-- '''Ralph Sepe, on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDuD3qwVQhw his review of some of their movies]]'''
-->-- '''Ralph Sepe, on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDuD3qwVQhw his review of some of their movies]]'''
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->I am not letting you abandon me here again! Those bitches on Lifetime might put up with it, but not me!
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->''Hey sexy stranger\\
Let’s go to my place\\
And please don’t harvest my kidney\\
Don’t give me that incredulous face\\
I saw a movie like that on Lifetime''
-->'''Rebecca Bunch''', ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH3FPrI_Cuw Sex With A Stranger]]"
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->'''Actress:''' Doctor, you said you were going to cure my cancer, but all you did was rape me. I'm starting to think I don't have cancer at all. \\
'''Actor:''' Well, you're right. About the rape part. But you really do have cancer. \\
'''Announcer:''' Valerie Bertinelli in, ''Men Are Horrible And Will Hurt You Because This Is Lifetime''.
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'''Valerie:''' Y'know, Doctor, you said you were going to cure my cancer, but all you did was rape
'''Valerie:''' ''[bursts into tears]''
'''Announcer:''' Valerie Bertinelli
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->''"It looks like the casting people just waltzed into an Applebee’s and [[WTHCastingAgency randomly picked people]] to play the parts as fast as they could so they could [[TheyJustDidntCare get on with their 3 martini lunch.]] ''“You’re white. You can play Billy!”'' I look more like Jane Mancini than the actress playing Jane Mancini does. But you know, I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s a Lifetime movie. I want [[NoBudget community theater wigs]], acting that makes Creator/MeganFox look like Creator/TildaSwinton and actors who look absolutely nothing like the person they’re playing. I want that shit to be a wreck from top to bottom. And judging by that picture, it looks like the ''Melrose Place'' movie is well on its way."''
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->''"It looks like the casting people just waltzed into an Applebee’s and [[WTHCastingAgency randomly picked people]] to play the parts as fast as they could so they could [[TheyJustDidntCare get on with their 3 martini lunch.]] lunch. ''“You’re white. You can play Billy!”'' I look more like Jane Mancini than the actress playing Jane Mancini does. But you know, I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s a Lifetime movie. I want [[NoBudget community theater wigs]], acting that makes Creator/MeganFox look like Creator/TildaSwinton and actors who look absolutely nothing like the person they’re playing. I want that shit to be a wreck from top to bottom. And judging by that picture, it looks like the ''Melrose Place'' movie is well on its way."''
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->''"It looks like the casting people just waltzed into an Applebee’s and [[WTHCastingAgency randomly picked people]] to play the parts as fast as they could so they could [[TheyJustDidntCare get on with their 3 martini lunch.]] ''“You’re white. You can play Billy!”'' I look more like Jane Mancini than the actress playing Jane Mancini does. But you know, I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s a Lifetime movie. I want [[NoBudget community theater wigs]], acting that makes Creator/MeganFox look like Creator/TildaSwinton and actors who look absolutely nothing like the person they’re playing. I want that shit to be a wreck from top to bottom. And judging by that picture, it looks like the ''Melrose Place'' movie is well on its way."''
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->''"Lifetime hasn’t revealed the source of the script material, but that Sharon Murphy [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory was not consulted, nor cooperated with the production in any way]]. There aren’t enough [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Leslie Knope]] '''''NO!''''' gifs to sum up how I feel about a Creator/BrittanyMurphy biopic. Brittany Murphy was a beautiful collagen-lipped butterscotch pixie and there is no way Lifetime will do anything but take a giant stinky dump on her memory. Thank god she’s probably too busy teaching a class on adorable giggling to the angels in Heaven to notice that this shit is happening."''
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''', [[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/13/noooooo-lifetime-is-making-a-biopic-about-brittany-murphy/ "Lifetime Has Made A Biopic About Brittany Murphy"]]
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-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/22/this-is-what-the-cast-of-lifetimes-unauthorized-melrose-place-movie-looks-like/ Michael K.]]''', "The cast looked exactly like [[Series/MelrosePlace the original cast]] and by that I mean not at all."
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->''" Lifetime hasn’t revealed the source of the script material, but that Sharon Murphy [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory was not consulted, nor cooperated with the production in any way]]. There aren’t enough [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Leslie Knope]] '''''NO!''''' gifs to sum up how I feel about a Creator/BrittanyMurphy biopic. Brittany Murphy was a beautiful collagen-lipped butterscotch pixie and there is no way Lifetime will do anything but take a giant stinky dump on her memory. Thank god she’s probably too busy teaching a class on adorable giggling to the angels in Heaven to notice that this shit is happening."''
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''', [[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/13/noooooo-lifetime-is-making-a-biopic-about-brittany-murphy/ "Lifetime Has Made A Biopic About Brittany Murphy"]]
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''', [[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/13/noooooo-lifetime-is-making-a-biopic-about-brittany-murphy/ "Lifetime Has Made A Biopic About Brittany Murphy"]]
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'''Girlfriend:''' “But he hasn’t even said anything yet; how did you know?” \\
'''Boyfriend:''' “This is a Lifetime movie, and he has a penis.”
-->-- [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/typecast-for-a-lifetime/28016 This]] post from [[NotAlwaysRight Not Always Romantic]]
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'''Girlfriend:''' “But he hasn’t even said anything yet; how did you know?” \\
'''Boyfriend:''' “This is a Lifetime movie, and he has a penis.”
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'''Actor:''' Well, you're right. About the rape part. But you really do have cancer. \\
'''Announcer:''' Valerie Bertinelli in, ''Men Are Horrible And Will Hurt You Because This Is Lifetime''. \\
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'''Actor:''' Well, you're right. About the rape part. But you really do have cancer. \\
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-->'''Roger:''' Oh, my God, look what's on Lifetime! Daphne Zuniga in ''Spooning with Anger''. \\
'''Steve:''' So? \\
'''Roger:''' So?! That's our favorite spousal abuse movie of all time. We gave it even higher marks than Valerie Bertinelli's classic, ''Please, Kevin. Not in the Face''. \\
'''TV:''' "I'm sorry dinner was late! I love you so much!" \\
'''Roger:''' Why do they stay, Steve? Why do they stay? \\
-- AmericanDad, ''A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial''
'''Steve:''' So? \\
'''Roger:''' So?! That's our favorite spousal abuse movie of all time. We gave it even higher marks than Valerie Bertinelli's classic, ''Please, Kevin. Not in the Face''. \\
'''TV:''' "I'm sorry dinner was late! I love you so much!" \\
'''Roger:''' Why do they stay, Steve? Why do they stay? \\
-- AmericanDad, ''A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial''