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** Bob being a MightyGlacier, lacks either the intelligence or the nimbleness to complete the task the technical. In his case, ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption.

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** Bob Bob, being a MightyGlacier, lacks either the intelligence or the nimbleness to complete the task the technical. In his case, ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption.
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** Bob being a MightGlacier, lacks either the intelligence or the nimbleness to complete the task the technical. In his case, ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption.

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** Bob being a MightGlacier, MightyGlacier, lacks either the intelligence or the nimbleness to complete the task the technical. In his case, ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption.

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* '''Justified''': There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys or to try to pick the lock.

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* '''Justified''': '''Justified''':
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There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys or to try to pick the lock.lock.
** Bob being a MightGlacier, lacks either the intelligence or the nimbleness to complete the task the technical. In his case, ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption.
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** Bob blasts it with a rocket launcher.

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** [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Bob blasts it with a rocket launcher.]]



** ...to grab a battering ram he can use to break the door down.

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** ...[[RammingAlwaysWorks to grab a battering ram he can use to break the door down.]]



** Alice (she who made the challenge to open the door) makes it perfectly clear that any smart-ass that dares try to destroy the door won't get the prize ''and'' will need to pay (or will be arrested) for damaging an expensive device.

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** [[ObviousRulePatch Alice (she who made the challenge to open the door) makes it perfectly clear that any smart-ass that dares try to destroy the door won't get the prize ''and'' will need to pay (or will be arrested) for damaging an expensive device.]]
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'''Basic Trope''': Rather than solve a tricky problem the tricky way, do something simplier like good old violence.

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'''Basic Trope''': Rather than solve a tricky problem the tricky way, do something simplier simpler like good old violence.

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* '''Defied''': "Better not smash that door open -- who knows what's on the other side? I'll just use my lockpick".

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* '''Defied''': '''Defied''':
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"Better not smash that door open -- who knows what's on the other side? I'll just use my lockpick".lockpick".
** Alice (she who made the challenge to open the door) makes it perfectly clear that any smart-ass that dares try to destroy the door won't get the prize ''and'' will need to pay (or will be arrested) for damaging an expensive device.



* '''Deconstructed''': The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter from the loud thuds he makes attempting to bash in. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.

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* '''Deconstructed''': '''Deconstructed''':
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The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter from the loud thuds he makes attempting to bash in. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.cheese.
** The {{Mooks}}, expecting trouble, have booby-trapped the door. [[DecoyProtagonist Bob]] gets shredded to pieces with a Claymore mine that could have been defused or at least noticed if the door had been opened gently.
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* '''Exploited''': ???

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* '''Exploited''': ???The lock is connected to an alarm system that goes off when Bob tries to break it.

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* '''Exaggerated''': Bob blasts it with a rocket launcher.

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* '''Exaggerated''': '''Exaggerated''':
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Bob blasts it with a rocket launcher.launcher.
** The door has a complicated lock that people have been trying to solve for years. Bob gives the door a quick kick, and it breaks open.
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'''Basic Trope''': Rather than solve a tricky problem the tricky way, just use good old violence.

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'''Basic Trope''': Rather than solve a tricky problem the tricky way, just use do something simplier like good old violence.



* '''Justified''': There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys, or to try to pick the lock.

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* '''Justified''': There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys, keys or to try to pick the lock.



** Or, WeHaveTheKeys.

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** Or, WeHaveTheKeys.



* '''Zig Zagged''': Bob punches a hole through the door to reach the thumb turn on the other side.

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* '''Zig Zagged''': Bob punches a hole through the door to reach the thumb turn on the other side.side, but there's a second lock that he can't reach so he bashes the door open.



* '''Deconstructed''': The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.

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* '''Deconstructed''': The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter.enter from the loud thuds he makes attempting to bash in. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.
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* '''Justified''': There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys.

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* '''Justified''': There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys.keys, or to try to pick the lock.
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* '''Exaggerated''': [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He blasts it with a rocket launcher.
* '''Downplayed''': [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He undoes the hinges/breaks the door off.

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* '''Exaggerated''': [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He Bob blasts it with a rocket launcher.
* '''Downplayed''': [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He '''Downplayed''': Bob undoes the hinges/breaks the door off.

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* '''Double Subverted''': ...to grab a battering ram he can use to break the door down.

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* '''Double Subverted''': ...Subverted''':
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to grab a battering ram he can use to break the door down.down.
** ... and said "keys" refer to sledgehammers.

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'''Basic Trope:''' Rather than solve a tricky problem the tricky way, just use good old violence.
* '''Straight:''' [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He bashes it open.
* '''Exaggerated:''' [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He blasts it with a rocket launcher.

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'''Basic Trope:''' Trope''': Rather than solve a tricky problem the tricky way, just use good old violence.
* '''Straight:''' '''Straight''': [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He bashes it open.
* '''Exaggerated:''' '''Exaggerated''': [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He blasts it with a rocket launcher.



* '''Justified:''' There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys.
* '''Inverted:''' The door is unlocked, but it sticks to the frame and needs a good hard kick to open. Bob uses his [[AnIcePerson ice powers]] to [[MundaneUtility shrink it so that it opens easily]].
* '''Subverted:''' Bob is presented with a locked door. He tries to bash it open, but fails because the door is armored. Bob runs off...

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* '''Justified:''' '''Justified''': There really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys.
* '''Inverted:''' '''Inverted''': The door is unlocked, but it sticks to the frame and needs a good hard kick to open. Bob uses his [[AnIcePerson ice powers]] to [[MundaneUtility shrink it so that it opens easily]].
* '''Subverted:''' '''Subverted''':
**
Bob is presented with a locked door. He tries to bash it open, but fails because the door is armored. Bob runs off...



* '''Double Subverted:''' ...to grab a battering ram he can use to break the door down.
* '''Parodied:''' Bob smashes open every door he encounters, even the door to his own apartment.
* '''Zig Zagged:''' Bob punches a hole through the door to reach the thumb turn on the other side.
* '''Averted:''' Bob doesn't break the door down.
* '''Enforced:''' "If our hero goes off to search for the key, it'll eat up a good 5 minutes which could be used for action. Let's just have him break in the easy way".
* '''Lampshaded:''' "ThereWasADoor, you know!"
* '''Invoked:''' "A locked door? Screw that, I'll just break it open".

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* '''Double Subverted:''' ...Subverted''': ...to grab a battering ram he can use to break the door down.
* '''Parodied:''' '''Parodied''': Bob smashes open every door he encounters, even the door to his own apartment.
* '''Zig Zagged:''' Zagged''': Bob punches a hole through the door to reach the thumb turn on the other side.
* '''Averted:''' '''Averted''': Bob doesn't break the door down.
* '''Enforced:''' '''Enforced''': "If our hero goes off to search for the key, it'll eat up a good 5 minutes which could be used for action. Let's just have him break in the easy way".
* '''Lampshaded:''' '''Lampshaded''': "ThereWasADoor, you know!"
* '''Invoked:''' '''Invoked''': "A locked door? Screw that, I'll just break it open".



* '''Defied:''' "Better not smash that door open -- who knows what's on the other side? I'll just use my lockpick".
* '''Discussed:''' "I've got the keys ''right here''. *blasts the door*

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* '''Defied:''' '''Defied''': "Better not smash that door open -- who knows what's on the other side? I'll just use my lockpick".
* '''Discussed:''' '''Discussed''': "I've got the keys ''right here''. *blasts the door*



* '''Deconstructed:''' The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.
* '''Reconstructed:''' Bob [[BulletholeDoor turns the door into swiss cheese instead]]. The few mooks left alive are absolutely horrified.

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* '''Deconstructed:''' '''Deconstructed''': The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.
* '''Reconstructed:''' '''Reconstructed''': Bob [[BulletholeDoor turns the door into swiss cheese instead]]. The few mooks left alive are absolutely horrified.
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** Or, WeHadTheKeys.

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** Or, WeHadTheKeys.WeHaveTheKeys.
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**Or, WeHadTheKeys.
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* '''Downplayed''': ???

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* '''Downplayed''': ???[[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He undoes the hinges/breaks the door off.

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* '''Downplayed''': ???



* '''Deconstructed:''' The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.
* '''Reconstructed:''' Bob [[BulletholeDoor turns the door into swiss cheese instead]]. The few mooks left alive are absolutely horrified.



* '''Enforced:''' "If our hero goes off to search for the key, it'll eat up a good 5 minutes which could be used for action. Let's just have him break in the easy way."
* '''Lampshaded:''' "ThereWasADoor, you know!'
* '''Invoked:''' "A locked door? Screw that, I'll just break it open."
* '''Defied:''' "Better not smash that door open -- who knows what's on the other side? I'll just use my lockpick."

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* '''Enforced:''' "If our hero goes off to search for the key, it'll eat up a good 5 minutes which could be used for action. Let's just have him break in the easy way."
way".
* '''Lampshaded:''' "ThereWasADoor, you know!'
know!"
* '''Invoked:''' "A locked door? Screw that, I'll just break it open."
open".
* '''Exploited''': ???
* '''Defied:''' "Better not smash that door open -- who knows what's on the other side? I'll just use my lockpick."lockpick".



* '''Conversed''': ???
* '''Deconstructed:''' The {{Mooks}} become aware of Bob's attempts to enter. They pull out their guns and turn the door into swiss cheese.
* '''Reconstructed:''' Bob [[BulletholeDoor turns the door into swiss cheese instead]]. The few mooks left alive are absolutely horrified.



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%%* '''Implied''': ???
%%* '''Plotted A Good Waste''': ???
%%* '''Played For Laughs''': ???
%%* '''Played For Drama''': ???

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* '''Straight:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He bashes it open.
* '''Exaggerated:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He detonates C4 or fires an RPG at it.
* '''Up To Eleven:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nukes it]].
* '''Justified:''' There is really no time to go look for the keys.
* '''Inverted:''' The door is unlocked but sticks on the frame, so it needs a good hard kick to knock open ... until the hero uses [[AnIcePerson his ice powers]] to [[MundaneUtility shrink it so it opens easily]].
* '''Subverted:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He tries to bash it open - but fails. The door is armored. Hero runs off.
* '''Double Subverted:''' ...to get himself a bulldozer to ram into the door.
* '''Parodied:'''
** The hero smashes open every doors he encounters - even in the most mundane of situations. Including the door of his own apartment.
** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in a videogame with nondynamic level design.
** Or he's [[http://watercrown.info/media/door1e.gif this]] [[http://watercrown.info/media/door2e.gif guy]].
* '''Deconstructed:'''
** {{Mooks}} become aware of hero's attempts to enter. They pull out machine guns and turn door into a Swiss cheese.
** Bashing the the door sets off the alarm.
** Later, hero receives a huge bill for all doors he broke.
* '''Reconstructed:'''
** The hero [[BulletholeDoor turns door into a Swiss cheese instead]]. Few {{mooks}} left alive are absolutely horrified.
** The hero disables the alarm by shooting at it.
** The hero sets the bill on fire.
* '''Zig Zagged:'''
** The hero breaks through the door, but encounters a blast-door with electronic keypad operating it. He tinkers with it for a minute - [[TakeAThirdOption only to turn around and see the window with a ground not too far below]]. He runs towards it... but stops and opens it rather gently before hopping out. And five minutes later, he's at it again, lowering the drawbridge by destroying a winch.
** Alternatively: The hero punches a hole through the door to reach the thumb turn on the other side.
* '''Averted:''' The hero is not too strong physically, doesn't have any lockpicks, and thus has to go search for the key.
* '''Enforced:''' "If our hero goes off to search for the key, it will eat up a good 5 minutes which could be used for action! Let's just have him break in the easy way."
* '''Lampshaded:'''
** "Ah, good old violence. If it doesn't solve your problems, you're not using enough violence."
** "ThereWasADoor, you know!'
* '''Invoked:''' "A locked door? [[ClusterFBomb Fuck that]], [[BoisterousBruiser I'll just smash it open!]]"
* '''Defied:''' "Better not to smash that door open - who knows what's on the other side. I'll just use my lockpick."
* '''Discussed:'''
** "Oh look, a locked door. Wanna go search for the keys?" "Not really, let's just blow it off the hinges! Yeee-haw!"
** ...Or, "I've got your keys... '''RIGHT HERE'''! *cue StuffBlowingUp*
* '''Conversed:''' "You know how [[LongList in action shows and movies and comics and video games and what have you]] they just solve puzzles by violence? It does not work that way."

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* '''Straight:''' The hero [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He bashes it open.
* '''Exaggerated:''' The hero [[TheHero Bob]] is presented with a locked door. He detonates C4 or fires an RPG at it.
* '''Up To Eleven:''' The hero is presented
blasts it with a locked door. He [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nukes it]].
rocket launcher.
* '''Justified:''' There is really ''is'' no time to go look for the keys.
* '''Inverted:''' The door is unlocked unlocked, but it sticks on to the frame, so it frame and needs a good hard kick to knock open ... until the hero open. Bob uses his [[AnIcePerson his ice powers]] to [[MundaneUtility shrink it so that it opens easily]].
* '''Subverted:''' The hero Bob is presented with a locked door. He tries to bash it open - open, but fails. The fails because the door is armored. Hero Bob runs off.
off...
* '''Double Subverted:''' ...to get himself grab a bulldozer to battering ram into he can use to break the door.
door down.
* '''Parodied:'''
** The hero
'''Parodied:''' Bob smashes open every doors door he encounters - encounters, even in the most mundane of situations. Including the door of to his own apartment.
** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in a videogame with nondynamic level design.
** Or he's [[http://watercrown.info/media/door1e.gif this]] [[http://watercrown.info/media/door2e.gif guy]].
* '''Deconstructed:'''
**
'''Deconstructed:''' The {{Mooks}} become aware of hero's Bob's attempts to enter. They pull out machine their guns and turn the door into a Swiss swiss cheese.
** Bashing the the door sets off the alarm.
** Later, hero receives a huge bill for all doors he broke.
* '''Reconstructed:'''
** The hero
'''Reconstructed:''' Bob [[BulletholeDoor turns the door into a Swiss swiss cheese instead]]. Few {{mooks}} The few mooks left alive are absolutely horrified.
** The hero disables the alarm by shooting at it.
** The hero sets the bill on fire.
* '''Zig Zagged:'''
** The hero breaks through the door, but encounters a blast-door with electronic keypad operating it. He tinkers with it for a minute - [[TakeAThirdOption only to turn around and see the window with a ground not too far below]]. He runs towards it... but stops and opens it rather gently before hopping out. And five minutes later, he's at it again, lowering the drawbridge by destroying a winch.
** Alternatively: The hero
Zagged:''' Bob punches a hole through the door to reach the thumb turn on the other side.
* '''Averted:''' The hero is not too strong physically, Bob doesn't have any lockpicks, and thus has to go search for break the key.
door down.
* '''Enforced:''' "If our hero goes off to search for the key, it will it'll eat up a good 5 minutes which could be used for action! action. Let's just have him break in the easy way."
* '''Lampshaded:'''
** "Ah, good old violence. If
'''Lampshaded:''' "ThereWasADoor, you know!'
* '''Invoked:''' "A locked door? Screw that, I'll just break
it doesn't solve your problems, you're not using enough violence.open."
** "ThereWasADoor, you know!'
* '''Invoked:''' "A locked door? [[ClusterFBomb Fuck that]], [[BoisterousBruiser I'll just smash it open!]]"
* '''Defied:''' "Better not to smash that door open - -- who knows what's on the other side. side? I'll just use my lockpick."
* '''Discussed:'''
** "Oh look, a locked door. Wanna go search for the keys?" "Not really, let's just blow it off the hinges! Yeee-haw!"
** ...Or,
'''Discussed:''' "I've got your keys... '''RIGHT HERE'''! *cue StuffBlowingUp*
* '''Conversed:''' "You know how [[LongList in action shows and movies and comics and video games and what have you]] they just solve puzzles by violence? It does not work that way."
the keys ''right here''. *blasts the door*



[-You could click this link back to CuttingTheKnot, but that'd take too long. Just smash your way through instead.-]

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[-You You could click this link back to CuttingTheKnot, but that'd take too long. Just smash your way through instead.-]
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** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in ''[[strike:{{Fallout}} 3]]'' a videogame with [[strike:poor]] nondynamic level design.

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** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in ''[[strike:{{Fallout}} 3]]'' a videogame with [[strike:poor]] nondynamic level design.

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** '''Exaggerated UpToEleven:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nukes it]].

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** '''Exaggerated UpToEleven:''' * '''Up To Eleven:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nukes it]].



* '''Parodied:''' The hero smashes open every doors he encounters - even in the most mundane of situations. Including the door of his own apartment.

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* '''Parodied:''' '''Parodied:'''
**
The hero smashes open every doors he encounters - even in the most mundane of situations. Including the door of his own apartment.



* '''Deconstructed:''' {{Mooks}} become aware of hero's attempts to enter. They pull out machine guns and turn door into a Swiss cheese.

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* '''Deconstructed:''' '''Deconstructed:'''
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{{Mooks}} become aware of hero's attempts to enter. They pull out machine guns and turn door into a Swiss cheese.



* '''Reconstructed:''' The hero [[BulletholeDoor turns door into a Swiss cheese instead]]. Few {{mooks}} left alive are absolutely horrified.

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* '''Reconstructed:''' '''Reconstructed:'''
**
The hero [[BulletholeDoor turns door into a Swiss cheese instead]]. Few {{mooks}} left alive are absolutely horrified.



* '''Zig Zagged:''' The hero breaks through the door, but encounters a blast-door with electronic keypad operating it. He tinkers with it for a minute - [[TakeAThirdOption only to turn around and see the window with a ground not too far below]]. He runs towards it... but stops and opens it rather gently before hopping out. And five minutes later, he's at it again, lowering the drawbridge by destroying a winch.

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* '''Zig Zagged:''' Zagged:'''
**
The hero breaks through the door, but encounters a blast-door with electronic keypad operating it. He tinkers with it for a minute - [[TakeAThirdOption only to turn around and see the window with a ground not too far below]]. He runs towards it... but stops and opens it rather gently before hopping out. And five minutes later, he's at it again, lowering the drawbridge by destroying a winch.



* '''Lampshaded:''' "Ah, good old violence. If it doesn't solve your problems, you're not using enough violence."

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* '''Lampshaded:''' '''Lampshaded:'''
**
"Ah, good old violence. If it doesn't solve your problems, you're not using enough violence."



* '''Discussed:''' "Oh look, a locked door. Wanna go search for the keys?" "Not really, let's just blow it off the hinges! Yeee-haw!"

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* '''Discussed:''' '''Discussed:'''
**
"Oh look, a locked door. Wanna go search for the keys?" "Not really, let's just blow it off the hinges! Yeee-haw!"
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* '''Exaggerated:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He detonates C4 or fires RPG at it.

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* '''Exaggerated:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He detonates C4 or fires an RPG at it.



** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in ''[[strike: {{Fallout}} 3]]'' a videogame with poor level design.

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** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in ''[[strike: {{Fallout}} ''[[strike:{{Fallout}} 3]]'' a videogame with poor [[strike:poor]] nondynamic level design.



** Bashing the the door sets of the alarm.
** Later hero receives a huge bill for all doors he broke.

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** Bashing the the door sets of off the alarm.
** Later Later, hero receives a huge bill for all doors he broke.



** ...Or, "I've got your keys...'''RIGHT HERE'''! *cue StuffBlowingUp*

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** ...Or, "I've got your keys... '''RIGHT HERE'''! *cue StuffBlowingUp*
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** The hero sets the bill on fire.

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** "ThereWasADoor, you know!'



* ...Or, "I've got your keys...'''RIGHT HERE'''! *cue StuffBlowingUp*

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* ...** ...Or, "I've got your keys...'''RIGHT HERE'''! *cue StuffBlowingUp*
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* ...Or, "I've got your keys...[[BFG '''RIGHT HERE''']]]! *cue StuffBlowingUp*

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* ...Or, "I've got your keys...[[BFG '''RIGHT HERE''']]]! HERE'''! *cue StuffBlowingUp*

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* '''Double Subverted:''' ...and returns thirty seconds later with a bundle of explosives.

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* '''Double Subverted:''' ...and returns thirty seconds later with to get himself a bundle of explosives.bulldozer to ram into the door.



* '''Lampshaded:''' "Is there any problem in this world that cannot be solved with violence?"

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* '''Lampshaded:''' "Is there any problem in this world that cannot be solved with violence?""Ah, good old violence. If it doesn't solve your problems, you're not using enough violence."


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* '''Exaggerated:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nukes it]].

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* '''Exaggerated:''' The hero is presented with a locked door. He detonates C4 or fires RPG at it.
** '''Exaggerated UpToEleven:''' The hero is presented with a locked door.
He [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nukes it]].



** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in ''{{Fallout}} 3''.

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** Alternatively, the door is made of wood. He hits it with a hammer with all his strength... it's fine. He lobs explosives at it. It's fine. He nukes it, it's fine. Maybe he is in ''{{Fallout}} 3''.''[[strike: {{Fallout}} 3]]'' a videogame with poor level design.
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[-Back to CuttingTheKnot.-]

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[-Back [-You could click this link back to CuttingTheKnot.CuttingTheKnot, but that'd take too long. Just smash your way through instead.-]
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** Or he's [[http://watercrown.info/media/door1e.gif this]] [[http://watercrown.info/media/door2e.gif guy]].

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* '''Inverted:''' The hero is presented with a locked door - made of wood. Next to it is a perfectly serviceable sledgehammer. [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence He goes off to search for the key instead]].
** Alternatively: The door is unlocked but sticks on the frame, so it needs a good hard kick to knock open ... until the hero uses [[AnIcePerson his ice powers]] to [[MundaneUtility shrink it so it opens easily]].

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* '''Inverted:''' The hero is presented with a locked door - made of wood. Next to it is a perfectly serviceable sledgehammer. [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence He goes off to search for the key instead]].
** Alternatively:
The door is unlocked but sticks on the frame, so it needs a good hard kick to knock open ... until the hero uses [[AnIcePerson his ice powers]] to [[MundaneUtility shrink it so it opens easily]].
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** Later hero receives a huge bill for all doors he broke.

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