History Main / LastSecondWordSwap

* ''Film/BackToTheFuture'':

* ''Literature/SwansBraidAndOtherTalesOfTerizan'': Terizan switches from calling the Tribunes' plan for her "stupid" to "strange" in mid sentence so they're not mad at her.

* From the 2007 [[RecursiveAdaptation film of the musical of]] ''Film/{{Hairspray}}'', [[AlphaBitch Amber]] is midway through insulting a dancer, but gets taken aback by the strikingly handsome Link Larkin walking in:

* In ''Anime/APlaceFurtherThanTheUniverse'', Kimari wants to stay up late chatting while the other girls just want to go to sleep. Finally, an exasperated Yuzuki starts to say "Shut up" but then realizes that she's speaking to her [[SenpaiKohai senpai]][[note]]Strictly speaking, Yuzuki technically isn't Kimari's kouhai, since she doesn't go to her school, but Yuzuki is the youngest of the four main characters; she's a first-year while Kimari is a second-year.[[/note]] and needs to be politer, so she tries to say, "Please stop talking now." What winds up coming out is "Please shut talking now". Kimari and Hinata don't let her hear the end of it.

'''Momo:''' [[SenpaiKohai Senpai]]... I want to be with you too, Senpai! Summer, autumn everafter-- Together with yo-- I mean, everyone! Anywhere!

** In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield "Battlefield"]], the way Brigadier Bambera delivers her CatchPhrase "Oh, shame!" suggests she's thinking of another word starting with "sh".

* In ''FanFic/AGrowingAffection'', when Hana is discussing her relationship with Shizune.

* The Tex-Mex dish ''chimichanga'', a deep-fried burrito garnished with vegetables and sauce, is said to have earned its name in 1922 when a Tucson, AZ restaurateur accidentally knocked a prepared burrito into the deep-fryer. She began to utter a Spanish curse word but, upon realizing children were present, modified her oath into "chimichanga".

* In the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' episode "Go Team Go", Kim and two of [[BlackSheep Shego's]] Team Go brothers show up at Drakken's lair. Drakken tries to demand an explanation:

''([[BoltOfDivineRetribution hit by lightning]])''\\

* In ''WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973'', an [[TheVillainSucksSong insulting song about the prince]] turns out to be [[EarWorm so catchy]] that even his advisors are singing it. As they are singing, Sir Hiss [[OhCrap Prince John enter the room]] and quickly swaps the insulting adjectives to "Fabulous, Marvelous, Merciful, Chivalrous". Unfortunately for him, the Sheriff is unaware that [[RightBehindMe Prince John is there]] and corrects him and lists "it's Sniveling, Groveling, Measely, Weaseling...", whereupon Prince John furiously throws a pitcher of wine at him.

* Korone Inugami from ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}'' does her second English-only challenge stream while playing ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1'', and she tries so hard not to repeat the same mistake she made on her first one [she reflexively said "kinoko" (キノコ)]. At one point in the stream, Korone panics while hitting a Brick Block holding a Super Mushroom. She narrowly manages to stop herself from saying "kinoko" before swapping it with the appropriate English word.
--->'''Korone:''' [panicking] Secret... secret... [hits block] Oh! Secret kiiiiiiiiiiiiii-''mushroom''!

* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': In "Sleepy Time", [=SpongeBob=] goes into different dreams around Bikini Bottom, including Sandy's dream, where she is skydiving and tells him he needs a parachute. But [=SpongeBob=] mishears it as "pair of shoes" and then "parakeet", just as Sandy says "para—", she crash lands into a truck of clam manure, as her chute goes off, she says, "medic".

* The ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' english dub once had James sound like he was about to use the word "bitching" because it would rhyme with "itching" but he stops himself and says "complaining" instead.

* In ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'', ComicBook/MilesMorales encounters an undercover [[ComicBook/SpiderGwen Gwen Stacy]]. When she introduces herself to him, she very nearly says her real name, then hastily changes it to "Wanda," resulting in:

--->'''Eddie''': I'm through with taking falls\\

* Literature/KillTimeOrDieTrying has a highly unconvincing one:

* ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon'': [[Characters/AbraxasHrodvitnon Mariko]] almost calls Monster X (a TwoBeingsOneBody fusion of San and a BackFromTheDead Vivienne Graham) by Vivienne's name before she catches herself and rectifies it.

* ''Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019'': [[Characters/MonsterVerseFamilies Mark Russell]] has one doubling as a CurseCutShort when Ghidorah changes direction in response to Rodan's awakening:

** There was an episode where [[OverprotectiveDad Maxwell]] tries to keep Maggie from spending a whole vacation making out with boys, and wants to send her to a convent in Switzerland. Fran suggests sending Maggie on a kibbutz instead, because she remembers having a good time on hers, but then tries to take back her suggestion when she realizes the only reason she enjoyed her kibbutz was because that was where she lost her..."[[UnusualEuphemism hat]]".

* In ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'', after Mantis gives Po an acupuncture treatment:

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}'', Marty the zebra says the gem below, which also counts as FunWithAcronyms:

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'':

*** In the HalloweenSpecial, ''Scared Shrekless'', the puppets make a return singing a DarkReprise of the previous song where the swap is more for ShoutOut to the original song.

* One of the final lyrics of the C.W. [=McCall=] song "Convoy" is this:

* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'': "That's the hand I use to [[ADateWithRosiePalms m]] - er, write with."

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing'': In the scene where the hyenas complain to Scar about not having any food:

** Another one in ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing'', when Pumbaa gets stuck under a tree branch running away from Nala:

'''Momo:''' {{Se|mpaiKohai}}npai... I want to be with you too, Senpai! Summer, autumn everafter-- Together with yo-- I mean, everyone! Anywhere!

* LiveActionTV/{{Masterchef}} Junior tries to play it straight in an early episode...unfortunately, the one trying to swap it was Creator/GordonRamsay, who ended up yelling "Shit!" in front of a bunch of kids when he's doused with heavy cream. He tries to switch it to "sugar", but the post-production bleep makes it clear he's too late.