History Main / LastSecondWordSwap

21st Aug '16 4:32:39 AM Medinoc
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-->I don't want to alarm you, but there is someone after me and I had to run for safety. I'm in [[strike:good]] capable hands, now, but until we find out who sent the [[strike:as]] spy, I can't say much else. [...] You'll know I'm [[strike:a]] doing well.

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-->I don't want to alarm you, but there is someone after me and I had to run for safety. I'm in [[strike:good]] capable hands, hands now, but until we find out who sent the [[strike:as]] spy, I can't say much else. [...] You'll know I'm [[strike:a]] doing well.
21st Aug '16 4:27:46 AM Medinoc
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* ''Webcomic/CutTime'' has [[http://www.cuttimecomic.com/comic/chapter-2-page-27 Solus's letter]]:
-->I don't want to alarm you, but there is someone after me and I had to run for safety. I'm in [[strike:good]] capable hands, now, but until we find out who sent the [[strike:as]] spy, I can't say much else. [...] You'll know I'm [[strike:a]] doing well.
23rd Jul '16 12:49:13 PM MeleKalikimaka
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** In "Bull's Eyes", Daisy gets nervous when confronted with a bull on the line.
-->'''Daisy:''' Look at those horns! If I bump into him, he might hurt m...them."
10th Jul '16 4:52:27 AM JackG
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Sometimes done to avert a BreadEggsMilkSquick by omitting the last phrase and repeating the second-last, resulting in the listener ComicallyMissingThePoint.

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Sometimes done to avert a BreadEggsMilkSquick by omitting the last phrase and repeating the second-last, resulting in the listener ComicallyMissingThePoint.
ComicallyMissingThePoint. See also AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption.
18th Jun '16 6:05:37 PM aishwarya
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* British horror film ''Film/DeadOfNight'' has a scene in which ventriloquist Maxwell Frere (Creator/MichaelRedgrave) and his wisecracking [[DemonicDummy puppet]], "Hugo", perform in a show. Hugo/Frere asks a female member of the audience, "Didn't I see you working your...[[LastSecondWordSwap head]] off at the Folies Bergère[[note]]a famous music cabaret hall[[/note]]?

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* British horror film ''Film/DeadOfNight'' has a scene in which ventriloquist Maxwell Frere (Creator/MichaelRedgrave) and his wisecracking [[DemonicDummy puppet]], "Hugo", perform in a show. Hugo/Frere asks a female member of the audience, "Didn't I see you working your...[[LastSecondWordSwap head]] off at the Folies Bergère[[note]]a Bergère?[[note]]The Folies Bergère is a famous music cabaret hall[[/note]]?hall[[/note]]
18th Jun '16 6:03:28 PM aishwarya
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* British horror film ''Film/DeadOfNight'' has a scene in which ventriloquist Maxwell Frere (Creator/MichaelRedgrave) and his wisecracking [[DemonicDummy puppet]], "Hugo", perform in a show. Hugo/Frere asks a female member of the audience, "Didn't I see you working your...[[LastSecondWordSwap head]] off at the Folies Bergère[[note]]a famous music cabaret hall[[/note]]?
14th Jun '16 10:29:56 AM R1ck
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* A Danish amusement park named Bon-Bon Land (which also had some controversial candy reasembling a turd, boobs, and so on, which until it got removed of the market, was an miracle that it pulled a ''GettingCrapPastTheRadar'' moment) had its slogan to be 'It's fucking hilarious in Bon-Bon Land'. Later it got censored, and lately it doesn't even have the F-word at all.
1st Jun '16 10:28:49 PM ShorinBJ
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** On one occasion, Eric regurgitates a bunch of bad advice from his friends to get into Donna's pants.
--->'''Donna:''' You've been listening to those idiots in the basement, haven't you?
--->'''Eric:''' No. ''(realizes he's been given an out)'' Yes!



--->'''Robin''': Yeah, but doesn't Marshall's mom hate you-- the fact that you two aren't very close? \\

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--->'''Robin''': Yeah, but doesn't Marshall's mom hate you-- you -- the fact that you two aren't very close? \\


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** Barney is having trouble getting a one-night stand to leave, when Lily -- who's been staying with him -- comes in. The girl asks if Lily's his wife, and he starts to say "No" before switching to "Yes!" The girl storms out.
31st May '16 11:39:56 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Tobias Fünke:''' Oh, great. And now you're mocking me!? You selfish cun--\\

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-->'''Tobias --->'''Tobias Fünke:''' Oh, great. And now you're mocking me!? You selfish cun--\\



-->'''Tobias:''' Oh, a pregnancy test. There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no, we had to create our little Frankenstein monster out of science and money and just a dash of...Maeby...how long have you been standing there?\\

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-->'''Tobias:''' --->'''Tobias:''' Oh, a pregnancy test. There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no, we had to create our little Frankenstein monster out of science and money and just a dash of...Maeby...how long have you been standing there?\\



-->'''Lindsay:''' We managed to raise $50,000!\\

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-->'''Lindsay:''' --->'''Lindsay:''' We managed to raise $50,000!\\



'''Londo:''' ''[looks at her]''\\

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'''Londo:''' ''[looks ''(looks at her]''\\her)''\\



-->'''Buffy:''' ''(to Giles)'' It was boring, old, and English. Just like you...ul. Yul Brynner. A British Yul Brynner.

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-->'''Buffy:''' --->'''Buffy:''' ''(to Giles)'' It was boring, old, and English. Just like you...ul. Yul Brynner. A British Yul Brynner.



-->'''Buffy:''' I gave Riley the day off.\\

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-->'''Buffy:''' --->'''Buffy:''' I gave Riley the day off.\\



--> '''Andrew:''' He never really loved...hanging out with us.

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--> '''Andrew:''' --->'''Andrew:''' He never really loved...hanging out with us.



-->"I knew you'd end up welcoming me back with open...arms."

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-->"I --->"I knew you'd end up welcoming me back with open...arms."



-->'''Cordelia:''' Excuse me? We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl.

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-->'''Cordelia:''' --->'''Cordelia:''' Excuse me? We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl.



-->'''Xander:''' That's a very interesting point about trout - that you made just now!
-->'''Giles:''' Trout? [sees Buffy] Yes! The trout...is a fish.

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-->'''Xander:''' --->'''Xander:''' That's a very interesting point about trout - that you made just now!
-->'''Giles:'''
now!\\
'''Giles:'''
Trout? [sees Buffy] ''(sees Buffy)'' Yes! The trout...is a fish.



-->'''Pearl:''' Starring the late Creator/RaulJulia, a very wonderful actor. What was he doing in this piece of sh...surely very quality, quality programming.

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-->'''Pearl:''' --->'''Pearl:''' Starring the late Creator/RaulJulia, a very wonderful actor. What was he doing in this piece of sh...surely very quality, quality programming.



-->'''Hyde:''' True, but they're not bigger than Barbara's.\\

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-->'''Hyde:''' --->'''Hyde:''' True, but they're not bigger than Barbara's.\\



-->'''Hyde:''' Because Barbara's are bigger than...'' (Kitty comes in) '' The Walls of Jericho, which as we all know came tumbling down, right?!

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-->'''Hyde:''' --->'''Hyde:''' Because Barbara's are bigger than...'' (Kitty comes in) '' The Walls of Jericho, which as we all know came tumbling down, right?!



-->'''Hyde:''' Sounds like your dad is losing it.\\

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-->'''Hyde:''' --->'''Hyde:''' Sounds like your dad is losing it.\\



-->'''Eric:''' I stole my dad's tap! ''(sees Red)'' Back from those thieves!

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-->'''Eric:''' --->'''Eric:''' I stole my dad's tap! ''(sees Red)'' Back from those thieves!



-->'''Robin''':Yeah, but doesn't Marshall's mom hate you-- the fact that you two aren't very close?
-->'''Ted''': Sweet save.

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-->'''Robin''':Yeah, --->'''Robin''': Yeah, but doesn't Marshall's mom hate you-- the fact that you two aren't very close?
-->'''Ted''':
close? \\
'''Ted''':
Sweet save.



-->'''Lemon:''' You know, I always do have trouble telling ages when it comes to black...\\

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-->'''Lemon:''' --->'''Lemon:''' You know, I always do have trouble telling ages when it comes to black...\\



-->"I'm getting too old for this shhhh sound the gas makes.

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-->"I'm --->"I'm getting too old for this shhhh sound the gas makes.



-->'''C.C. Babcock:''' I'd love to meet the man who's taking you away from Max...a...million...shell...oil.\\

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-->'''C.--->'''C.C. Babcock:''' I'd love to meet the man who's taking you away from Max...a...million...shell...oil.\\



-->'''C.C. Babcock:''' He is ''throwing'' money at us, and she didn't even have to put out! ''(pause)'' Hors d'oeuvres! The cat!

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-->'''C.--->'''C.C. Babcock:''' He is ''throwing'' money at us, and she didn't even have to put out! ''(pause)'' Hors d'oeuvres! The cat!



'''Troy:''' We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii....iiiighhhh...........t.\\
'''Troy:''' ''(whispers)'' I couldn't think of another word.\\

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'''Troy:''' We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii....iiiighhhh...........t.\\
'''Troy:'''
''(whispers)'' I couldn't think of another word.\\



-->'''Mr. Feeny:''' I have serious misgivings about being part of your little...
-->''(Shawn walks into the classroom)''
-->'''Mr. Feeny:''' Big Horn! Where General Custer and his wife... Mrs. Custer... had a beach house. ''({{Beat}})'' Oh I'm ''way'' too involved.

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-->'''Mr. Feeny:''' I have serious misgivings about being part of your little...
-->''(Shawn
little...\\
''(Shawn
walks into the classroom)''
-->'''Mr.
classroom)''\\
'''Mr.
Feeny:''' Big Horn! Where General Custer and his wife... Mrs. Custer... had a beach house. ''({{Beat}})'' Oh I'm ''way'' too involved.
31st May '16 11:34:28 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Tobias Fünke:''' Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish cun--\\

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-->'''Tobias Fünke:''' Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. me!? You selfish cun--\\
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