History Funny / TheExpendables

--> "Would you like to hold...[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar my gun?]]"

** Becomes more HilariousInHindsight (or [[Harsher , depending on your opinion]]) when Bruce Willis refused to join Expendables 3, [[spoiler: which featured THIS burning TakeThat:]]

--> '''Trench''': ''"Who's next, {{Rambo}}?

** Mickey Rourke, keeping his look from ''TheWrestler'' and ''Film/IronMan 2'', now has an obsession with 'decorating' everything around him, whether it's Lee Christmas's ''head'' or a guitar he's planning to smash up when it's completed.

* [[BadAss Jason Statham]] vs. {{Domestic Abuser}} {{Bastard Boyfriend}} and friends: [[GenreBlind "Don't worry, we got your back."]] [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[CurbstompBattle ensues.]]

* Practically ''every single scene'' with AntonioBandaras is this--especially when he propositions Luna...during the climax:

-->'''Trench:''' We ''all'' do...

** Jet Li's entire characterisation rant when sitting in Stallone's truck - it's funny to see someone who's typecast as TheStoic in nearly all his roles being given full LargeHam licence.

* Church's token of gratitude to the team is a new plane... ''new plane'' meaning "rusty, beat-up An-2 biplane."

* The exact moment when Terry Crews realises [[AwesomeButImpractical what a bad idea the AA-12 really was.]]

*** It's Mickey's "interpretation" of ''CharlottesWeb'' that really sells the scene, though.

--> '''Trench''': [[DieHard Yippie-Ki-Yay...]]

--> '''Trench''': I'm almost out. I'll be back!

--> '''Trench''': Yippie-Ki-Yay...
--> Bookercomes in laying down cover fire..

** Mickey Rourke, keeping his look from ''TheWrestler'' and ''Film/IronMan 2'', now has an obsession with 'decorating' everything around him, whether it's Jason Statham's ''head'' or a guitar he's planning to smash up when it's completed.

*** He also accidentally rips off the door when trying to open it. Willis, not to be outdone, does the same to ''the other'' door.

--> '''Arnie''': I'm almost out. I'll be back!
--> '''Willis''': You've been back enough. ''I'll'' be back!
--> '''Arnie''': Yippie-Ki-Yay...
--> Norris comes in laying down cover fire..
--> '''Arnie''': ''"Who's next, {{Rambo}}?

* Another somewhat meta moment with ChuckNorris is when after Booker rescues The Expendables and provides them with some intel on who their enemy really is, Ross asks if he wants to come along, to which Booker declines, because he works alone. This troper is rather convinced that Barney's reply is Stallone flat-out breaking the fourth wall.
-->'''Barney Ross'': *Shakes Chuck's hand* All right, thanks for coming out.

-->'''Toll'': I doubt it.

-->'''Hale''': Blackfoot

-_> Norris comes in laying down cover fire,

--> '''Arnie''': I'll be back!
--> '''Willis''': No, you've been back enough. ''I'll'' be back!
--> '''Arnie''': Yippi-Ki-Yay
** Arnold saying "Yippi-Ki-Yay" is funnier when you know that Arnold was considered for the role of John McClane before Bruce Willis.
* Shortly after that, Norris comes in and Arnie says:
--> "What next? {{Rambo}}?

-->'''Booker''': Yeah, and after five days of ''agonizing'' pain...(DramaticPause)...the snake died.

-->'''Barney Ross'': *Shakes Chuck's hand* All right, thanks for coming out.

* [[strike:Two]] Three meta-[[OutOfCharacterMoment Out Of Character Moments]] worth noting:

*** It's Mickey's "[[DidNotDoTheResearch interpretation]]" of ''CharlottesWeb'' that really sells the scene, though.

-->'''Booker''': Yeah, and after five days of intense pain...(DramaticPause)...the cobra died.

*** He also accidentally rips off the door when trying to open it.

-->'''Booker''': Yeah, and after five days of intense pain, the cobra died.