Funny / The Expendables

As befits a Homage to old-school '80s action movies, The Expendables comes loaded with six barrels of awesome, belt-fed with 1 round of funny every 10 links.


The First Movie
  • Three meta-Out Of Character Moments worth noting:
    • Jet Li's entire characterisation rant when sitting in Stallone's truck - it's funny to see someone who's typecast as The Stoic in nearly all his Hollywood roles being given full Large Ham licence.
    • Mickey Rourke, keeping his look from The Wrestler and Iron Man 2, now has an obsession with 'decorating' everything around him, whether it's Lee Christmas's head or a guitar he's planning to smash up when it's completed.
      • It's Mickey's "interpretation" of Charlottes Web that really sells the scene, though.
    • The scene in the church.
      • "This guy, he loves working in the jungle."
      • "He wants to be President."
  • Speaking of meta, Randy Couture's explanation of his ear deformity is marked by everyone immediately having a Here We Go Again reaction.
  • "Are you CRAZY?! YOU COULDA KILLED ME!!" "You're welcome!"
  • Immeidately after Hale Caesar guns down a small army with his AA-12.
    Hale: REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS!
  • Jason Statham vs. Domestic Abuser Bastard Boyfriend and friends: "Don't worry, we got your back." Hilarity ensues.
  • "Buddha. Pest."
  • The Gag Reel. Bruce Willis can't remember the name of the island, and Stallone can't hang up his damned gun belt.
    • The second movie's gag reel features perhaps the ultimate showdown: Armed terrorists with assault rifles... versus Novak Djokovic and his racquet.
  • The deleted scene, where Gunnar tells off the pirate leader for not having a parrot on his shoulder.
  • Speaking of Gunnar
    • It's good to hang pirates.