As befits a Homage to old-school '80s action movies, The Expendables comes loaded with six barrels of awesome, belt-fed with 1 round of funny every 10 links.
The First Movie
- Just after Barney shoots some mooks Lee was fighting, his shots coming dangerously close to Lee's head.
- On the first plane ride back home, someone makes a jab at Toll Road's messed up ears, to which he responds with small tirade about his past as a boxer that he's apparently done many times before, to the point that Caesar even mouths along in annoyance.
- Immeidately after Hale Caesar guns down a small army with his AA-12.Hale: REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS!
- Jason Statham vs. Domestic Abuser boyfriend and friends: "Don't worry, we got your back." Cue the Curb-Stomp Battle, ending with Lee slamming their basketball on the guy's chest and deflating it with a knife.
- The Gag Reel. Bruce Willis can't remember the name of the island, and Stallone can't hang up his damned gun belt.
- The second movie's gag reel features perhaps the ultimate showdown: Armed terrorists with assault rifles... versus Novak Djokovic and his racquet.
