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'''Dan:''' You really didn't know did you?

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'''Dan:''' You Did you really didn't know did you?not know?



'''Chris:''' We didn't blow anything up, if that's what you're asking.\\

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'''Chris:''' We didn't blow anything up, if that's what you're asking.\\asking!\\



** The manager of Burgerphile wanting to avoid going back to Maryland.

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** The manager of Burgerphile wanting wants to avoid going back to Maryland.



* Honestly, the whole payphone exchange, including the hospital room part after between Dan, and Elise. Just watching her freak out and lose her cool, because of how insufferable and incoherent Dan is being about her husband is just hilarious.
* Dan managing to mess up his apartment again. In ten minutes. Just by sitting.

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* Honestly, the whole payphone exchange, including the hospital room part after between Dan, and Elise. Just watching her freak out and lose her cool, because of how insufferable and incoherent Dan is being about her husband is just hilarious.
* Dan managing managed to mess up his apartment again. In ten minutes. Just by sitting.



** In the same episode Chris gets hit with a poison-tipped dart by a ninja, sending him into a drugged out hallucination. His freaked out reactions to his newly psychedelic environment...

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** In the same episode Chris gets hit with a poison-tipped dart by a ninja, sending him into a drugged out drugged-out hallucination. His freaked out freaked-out reactions to his newly psychedelic environment...



--->'''Chris:''' You know, I enjoy these little talks of ours.
** When Chris is eating the pie that Dan's neighbors gave him, Dan asks where he got the fork. He then show Dan the inside of his jacket, with pouches for a fork, knife, and spoon.

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--->'''Chris:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You know, I enjoy these little talks of ours.
ours.]]
** When Chris is eating the pie that Dan's neighbors gave him, Dan asks where he got the fork. He then show shows Dan the inside of his jacket, with pouches for a fork, knife, and spoon.
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* From the same episode, after Chris gets home from blowing up a car dealership with Dan, his SuspiciouslySpecificDenial is golden.
-->'''Elise:''' How's Dan doing?\\
'''Chris:''' We didn't blow anything up, if that's what you're asking.\\
'''Chris:''' It was an accident, anyway.\\
'''Chris:''' Plus it was Dan's fault.
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[[folder: Miscellaneous]]

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[[folder: Miscellaneous]][[folder:Miscellaneous]]
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-->'''Dan:''' Here's my plan: We go to Canada, and ''make them pay for what they did!''
-->'''Chris:''' That's not a plan, Dan. That's more like a goal.
-->'''Dan:''' Ugh! Fine! You want a plan?? Here's my plan...''Phase One:'' Go to Canada. ''Phase Two:'' '''MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID!'''
-->'''Chris:''' Now it's more like a checklist.

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-->'''Dan:''' Here's my plan: We go to Canada, and ''make them pay for what they did!''
-->'''Chris:'''
did!''\\
'''Chris:'''
That's not a plan, Dan. That's more like a goal.
-->'''Dan:'''
goal.\\
'''Dan:'''
Ugh! Fine! You want a plan?? Here's my plan...''Phase One:'' Go to Canada. ''Phase Two:'' '''MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID!'''
-->'''Chris:'''
DID!'''\\
'''Chris:'''
Now it's more like a checklist.



-->'''Chris:''' They say things like "Eh", "A-boot", and (this is a good one)..."Sore-ree."
-->'''Dan:''' That makes sense. No American worth their salt would ''ever'' apologize.
-->'''Chris:''' No, I mean like they say "sore-ree." To rhyme with "story." We say "sorry."
-->'''Dan:''' What's that rhyme with?
-->'''Chris:''' ... Mata Hari?

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-->'''Chris:''' --->'''Chris:''' They say things like "Eh", "A-boot", and (this is a good one)..."Sore-ree."
-->'''Dan:'''
"\\
'''Dan:'''
That makes sense. No American worth their salt would ''ever'' apologize.
-->'''Chris:'''
apologize.\\
'''Chris:'''
No, I mean like they say "sore-ree." To rhyme with "story." We say "sorry."
-->'''Dan:'''
"\\
'''Dan:'''
What's that rhyme with?
-->'''Chris:''' ...
with?\\
'''Chris:''' ...
Mata Hari?



-->'''Elise:''' Dan, land the helicopter and let the minor celebrity go!
-->'''Helicopter Hal:''' ''Minor'' celebrity?!
-->'''Dan:''' You really didn't know did you?

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-->'''Elise:''' Dan, land the helicopter and let the minor celebrity go!
-->'''Helicopter
go!\\
'''Helicopter
Hal:''' ''Minor'' celebrity?!
-->'''Dan:'''
celebrity?!\\
'''Dan:'''
You really didn't know did you?
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-->'''Dan:''' A bomb.

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-->'''Dan:''' A If you must know, a bomb.
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-->'''Woman:''' Hi Dan. I'm a supermodel, and I just moved in next door.

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-->'''Woman:''' Hi Dan. I'm a supermodel, and I just moved in next door.door. I'm a supermodel.
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* The Dan Vs. Facebook page

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* The Dan Vs. Facebook pageWebsite/{{Facebook}} page is ''to this day'' being used as a personal blog, with ''TONS'' of SugarWiki/FunnyMoments based on modern events. You're guarenteed to at least chuckle ''once''.
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* While looking up information about New Mexico, Chris decides to sing the state song "Oh Fair New Mexico" with a slight southern twang.

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'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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** From the same episode, Dan's ultimate revenge on the dinosaur [[BrickJoke at the very end]]: [[spoiler:mailing her his car repair bill. Gets even funnier when she does his signature SkywardScream at the end.]]

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** From the same episode, Dan's ultimate revenge on the dinosaur [[BrickJoke at the very end]]: [[spoiler:mailing mailing her his car repair bill. Gets even funnier when she does his signature SkywardScream at the end.]]



* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's revealed she's a demon]]. It could easily be [[NightmareFuel something else entirely]], but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.

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* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's it's revealed she's a demon]].demon. It could easily be [[NightmareFuel something else entirely]], but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.
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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is, [[HypocriticalHumor while saying the Quebecers are confused geographically]].

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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments [[GlobalIgnorance how geographically confused they are are]] [[HypocriticalHumor after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is, [[HypocriticalHumor while saying the Quebecers are confused geographically]].is]].
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[[caption-width-right:350: "This is my friend Louie."]]
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** At the ending, after having to navigate several death traps and defeat a Minotaur in order to get his license renewed, Dan comments [[NoodleIncident "Y'know, this is actually the easiest time I've ever had at the DMV."]]
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* There's also "Gigundo-Mart" where Dan realizes that Ninja Dave's Cookies shop is out of business due to Gigundo-Mart selling the same cookies for a lower price.
-->'''Dan:''' '''GIGUNDO-MAR'''...Oh wait! I already did that.
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-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns...''from [[GratuitousForeignLanguage los paramedicos]]''!]

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-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns...''from [[GratuitousForeignLanguage los paramedicos]]''!]paramedicos]]''!
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-->'''Chris:''' ...matahari?

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-->'''Chris:''' ...matahari? Mata Hari?
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* The Dan Vs. Facebook page
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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[NoExceptYes Prison, maybe.]]"

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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[NoExceptYes [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Prison, maybe.]]"

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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[ShapedLikeItself Prison, maybe.]]"

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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[ShapedLikeItself [[NoExceptYes Prison, maybe.]]"



* From the pilot, Dan shoves Chris out of the car to pursue the {{Wolfman}}. He checks in various places while still inside the car, such as behind a tree, in a pond, and in some random couple's bedroom.

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* From the pilot, "The Wolfman", Dan shoves Chris out of the car to pursue the {{Wolfman}}. He checks in various places while still inside the car, such as behind a tree, in a pond, and in some random couple's bedroom.



-->'''Dan:''' Noggin' boppin'! I got noggin' boppin'!

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-->'''Dan:''' Noggin' Noggin boppin'! I got noggin' noggin boppin'!



-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are nature's rainbows.

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-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are nature's rainbows.rainbows...



-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns...from ''los paramedicos''!
* Chris [[ItMakesSenseInContext running out of a house being chased by a lady in his underpants with monster costume on for drinking out of her bathroom sink.]]

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-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns...from ''los paramedicos''!
''from [[GratuitousForeignLanguage los paramedicos]]''!]
-->([[RuleOfFunny Chris's car]] [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]])
* Chris [[ItMakesSenseInContext running out of a house being chased by a lady in his underpants with a monster costume on for drinking out of her bathroom sink.]]



** Dan's plan for getting back at Elise's family at the end of the ep;

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** Dan's plan for getting back at Elise's family at the end of the ep;episode:



* In "The Neighbors", Dan's strategy for dealing with cannibals; "Eat them before they eat me".
** Also in "The Neighbors":

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* In "The Neighbors", Dan's strategy for dealing with cannibals; cannibals: "Eat them before they eat me".
** Also in "The Neighbors":From the same episode:



-->'''Chris:''' Dan, that's disgusting. And impractical.
** Dan manages to crack the bulletproof glass protecting the teller [[UseYourHead WITH HIS HEAD]].
** Also, Dan attempting to steal a pen by putting it in his pocket and running off, not realizing it's attached to a chain.

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-->'''Chris:''' Dan, that's disgusting. And impractical.
disgusting! ''And'' impractical!
** Dan manages to crack the bulletproof glass protecting the teller [[UseYourHead WITH HIS HEAD]].
teller. ''[[UseYourHead With his forehead]].''
** Also, Dan attempting to steal a pen by putting it in his pocket and running off, [[FailedASpotCheck not realizing it's attached to a chain.chain]].



-->'''Chris:''' ''(showing Dan a picture)'' Look at what he does to people.
-->'''Dan:''' ''[[{{Squick}} (horrified)]]'' Why would you show that to me?!

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-->'''Chris:''' ''(showing Dan a picture)'' Look at what he ''he'' does to people.
-->'''Dan:''' ''[[{{Squick}} (horrified)]]'' [[NoJustNoReaction Why would you show that to me?!me?!]]



-->(GilliganCut to inside the dinosaur's stomach)

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-->(GilliganCut to Chris inside the dinosaur's stomach)



* This line from "Reality TV" after Dan was tricked to appear on ''Series/TheBachelor'' spinoff.
** Dan sitting comfortably on a chair on a reality tv show.

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* This line from "Reality TV" after Dan was tricked to appear into appearing on ''Series/TheBachelor'' spinoff.
** Dan
a spin-off of ''Series/TheBachelor'':
--> (Dan
sitting comfortably on a chair on a reality tv show.chair)



** Dan trying to get his revenge on the guy who directed the show he was humiliated by, by beating him with throw pillows. Then comes this exchange.

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** Dan trying to get his revenge on the guy who directed the show he was humiliated by, by...by beating him with throw pillows. Then comes this exchange.



* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's revealed she's a demon]]. It could easily be something else entirely, but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.
** Also the fact, no just the idea, that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water. DAN.

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* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's revealed she's a demon]]. It could easily be [[NightmareFuel something else entirely, entirely]], but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.
** Also the fact, no fact- no, just the idea, ''idea''- that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water. DAN.holy water. '''DAN.'''



-->'''Elise:''' (bursts into laughter).

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-->'''Elise:''' (bursts into laughter).laughter)
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* This amazing piece.

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* This amazing piece.piece, which doubles as Dan's EstablishingCharacterMoment:



-->'''Dan:''' I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!!!

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-->'''Dan:''' I DON'T CARE WHO THE don't care ''who'' the IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!!!sends, '''I'm not paying taxes'''!!!
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** In the same episode Chris gets hit with a poison-tipped dart by a ninja, sending him into a drugged out hallucination. His freaked out reactions to his newly psychedelic environment...
-->'''Chris:''' CURSE YOU, FLYING MONKEYS! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY WITH FLYING?!

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-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' more like a checklist.

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-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' Now it's more like a checklist.checklist.
** Equally funny is Chris' explanation of how to tell a Canadian from a "regular" person.
-->'''Chris:''' They say things like "Eh", "A-boot", and (this is a good one)..."Sore-ree."
-->'''Dan:''' That makes sense. No American worth their salt would ''ever'' apologize.
-->'''Chris:''' No, I mean like they say "sore-ree." To rhyme with "story." We say "sorry."
-->'''Dan:''' What's that rhyme with?
-->'''Chris:''' ...matahari?

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* "Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as the next person..."

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* From the "Dan vs Canada" episode, Chris pokes holes in Dan's "plan" to "get" Canada.
-->'''Dan:''' Here's my plan: We go to Canada, and ''make them pay for what they did!''
-->'''Chris:''' That's not a plan, Dan. That's more like a goal.
-->'''Dan:''' Ugh! Fine! You want a plan?? Here's my plan...''Phase One:'' Go to Canada. ''Phase Two:'' '''MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID!'''
-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' more like a checklist.
**
"Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as the next person..."
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** When Dan actually tries doing his job, he has to deal with a troublesome customer who refuses to pay up and hangs up. Dan promptly snaps, so when he calls back, he horrifies everyone in the office with what he says to the guy.
--->'''Dan:''' ''[on the phone]'' Listen up, brain trust. I have your address. Do you understand what that means? I know where you live, where you sleep. And I will find you, you mouth breather! And when I do, I WILL RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLY STUPID THROAT!\\
'''Chris:''' Dan!\\
'''Dan:''' ''[continuing]'' I WILL GRAB YOUR LARGE INTESTINES, RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY, AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM! ''[realizes his boss is standing behind him]'' Uh, personal call.
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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.

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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.is, [[HypocriticalHumor while saying the Quebecers are confused geographically]].

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** Also the fact, no just the idea, that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water, Dan. I really hope I don't have to explain further.
*** For those unaware, Holy Water is just water blessed by a priest. So how in the hell can ''Dan''...?
*** They had instructions online.

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** Also the fact, no just the idea, that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water, Dan. I really hope I don't have to explain further.
*** For those unaware, Holy Water is just water blessed by a priest. So how in the hell can ''Dan''...?
*** They had instructions online.
Water. DAN.
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** Actually, jail and prison are different things, with prison being the more serious of the two. So, technically, Dan is correct.

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* This gem from The Barber "Becky, get my killing scissors!"

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* This gem from The Barber "Becky, Barber:
-->"Becky,
get my killing scissors!"



-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are natures rainbows.

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-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are natures nature's rainbows.



-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns from LOS PARAMEDICOS!

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-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns returns...from LOS PARAMEDICOS!''los paramedicos''!
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* Dan has a tendency to throw things at people while yelling what he's throwing. For example, a Mafia agent got hit in the face with a bag of rats and Dan yelled "RATS!".
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* Chris's prairie madness in "George Washington".

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* In The Telemarketer, Dan finally [[RunningGag writes Elise on the list]] then sees her beat a man up and thinking better of it erases her name off quickly.
* This line from Reality Television after Dan was tricked to appear on TheBachelor spinoff.

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* In The Telemarketer, "The Telemarketer", Dan finally [[RunningGag writes Elise on the list]] then sees her beat a man up and thinking better of it erases her name off quickly.
* This line from Reality Television "Reality TV" after Dan was tricked to appear on TheBachelor ''Series/TheBachelor'' spinoff.



-->'''Dan:''' If you're watching this...[[NoIndoorVoice NOTIFY THE AUTHORITIES!]] I'M BEING HELD HERE AGAINST MY WILL!

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-->'''Dan:''' If you're watching this...[[NoIndoorVoice [[SuddenlyShouting NOTIFY THE AUTHORITIES!]] I'M BEING HELD HERE AGAINST MY WILL!

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