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16th Apr '17 6:46:20 AM GoblinCipher
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-->'''Chris:''' ...matahari?

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-->'''Chris:''' ...matahari? Mata Hari?
10th Mar '17 11:33:20 PM Akilucky
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* The Dan Vs. Facebook page
24th Feb '17 4:23:55 AM Gosicrystal
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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[NoExceptYes Prison, maybe.]]"

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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[NoExceptYes [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Prison, maybe.]]"
21st Feb '17 12:37:54 PM GoldenKeyblade
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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[ShapedLikeItself Prison, maybe.]]"

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* "[[BlatantLies We're NOT going to jail, Chris!]] [[ShapedLikeItself [[NoExceptYes Prison, maybe.]]"



* From the pilot, Dan shoves Chris out of the car to pursue the {{Wolfman}}. He checks in various places while still inside the car, such as behind a tree, in a pond, and in some random couple's bedroom.

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* From the pilot, "The Wolfman", Dan shoves Chris out of the car to pursue the {{Wolfman}}. He checks in various places while still inside the car, such as behind a tree, in a pond, and in some random couple's bedroom.



-->'''Dan:''' Noggin' boppin'! I got noggin' boppin'!

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-->'''Dan:''' Noggin' Noggin boppin'! I got noggin' noggin boppin'!



-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are nature's rainbows.

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-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are nature's rainbows.rainbows...



-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns...from ''los paramedicos''!
* Chris [[ItMakesSenseInContext running out of a house being chased by a lady in his underpants with monster costume on for drinking out of her bathroom sink.]]

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-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns...from ''los paramedicos''!
''from [[GratuitousForeignLanguage los paramedicos]]''!]
-->([[RuleOfFunny Chris's car]] [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]])
* Chris [[ItMakesSenseInContext running out of a house being chased by a lady in his underpants with a monster costume on for drinking out of her bathroom sink.]]



** Dan's plan for getting back at Elise's family at the end of the ep;

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** Dan's plan for getting back at Elise's family at the end of the ep;episode:



* In "The Neighbors", Dan's strategy for dealing with cannibals; "Eat them before they eat me".
** Also in "The Neighbors":

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* In "The Neighbors", Dan's strategy for dealing with cannibals; cannibals: "Eat them before they eat me".
** Also in "The Neighbors":From the same episode:



-->'''Chris:''' Dan, that's disgusting. And impractical.
** Dan manages to crack the bulletproof glass protecting the teller [[UseYourHead WITH HIS HEAD]].
** Also, Dan attempting to steal a pen by putting it in his pocket and running off, not realizing it's attached to a chain.

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-->'''Chris:''' Dan, that's disgusting. And impractical.
disgusting! ''And'' impractical!
** Dan manages to crack the bulletproof glass protecting the teller [[UseYourHead WITH HIS HEAD]].
teller. ''[[UseYourHead With his forehead]].''
** Also, Dan attempting to steal a pen by putting it in his pocket and running off, [[FailedASpotCheck not realizing it's attached to a chain.chain]].



-->'''Chris:''' ''(showing Dan a picture)'' Look at what he does to people.
-->'''Dan:''' ''[[{{Squick}} (horrified)]]'' Why would you show that to me?!

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-->'''Chris:''' ''(showing Dan a picture)'' Look at what he ''he'' does to people.
-->'''Dan:''' ''[[{{Squick}} (horrified)]]'' [[NoJustNoReaction Why would you show that to me?!me?!]]



-->(GilliganCut to inside the dinosaur's stomach)

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-->(GilliganCut to Chris inside the dinosaur's stomach)



* This line from "Reality TV" after Dan was tricked to appear on ''Series/TheBachelor'' spinoff.
** Dan sitting comfortably on a chair on a reality tv show.

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* This line from "Reality TV" after Dan was tricked to appear into appearing on ''Series/TheBachelor'' spinoff.
** Dan
a spin-off of ''Series/TheBachelor'':
--> (Dan
sitting comfortably on a chair on a reality tv show.chair)



** Dan trying to get his revenge on the guy who directed the show he was humiliated by, by beating him with throw pillows. Then comes this exchange.

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** Dan trying to get his revenge on the guy who directed the show he was humiliated by, by...by beating him with throw pillows. Then comes this exchange.



* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's revealed she's a demon]]. It could easily be something else entirely, but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.
** Also the fact, no just the idea, that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water. DAN.

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* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's revealed she's a demon]]. It could easily be [[NightmareFuel something else entirely, entirely]], but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.
** Also the fact, no fact- no, just the idea, ''idea''- that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water. DAN.holy water. '''DAN.'''



-->'''Elise:''' (bursts into laughter).

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-->'''Elise:''' (bursts into laughter).laughter)
21st Feb '17 12:29:16 PM GoldenKeyblade
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* This amazing piece.

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* This amazing piece.piece, which doubles as Dan's EstablishingCharacterMoment:



-->'''Dan:''' I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!!!

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-->'''Dan:''' I DON'T CARE WHO THE don't care ''who'' the IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!!!sends, '''I'm not paying taxes'''!!!
1st Nov '16 2:06:37 PM Vorhias
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** In the same episode Chris gets hit with a poison-tipped dart by a ninja, sending him into a drugged out hallucination. His freaked out reactions to his newly psychedelic environment...
-->'''Chris:''' CURSE YOU, FLYING MONKEYS! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY WITH FLYING?!
1st Nov '16 1:58:07 PM Vorhias
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-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' more like a checklist.

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-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' Now it's more like a checklist.checklist.
** Equally funny is Chris' explanation of how to tell a Canadian from a "regular" person.
-->'''Chris:''' They say things like "Eh", "A-boot", and (this is a good one)..."Sore-ree."
-->'''Dan:''' That makes sense. No American worth their salt would ''ever'' apologize.
-->'''Chris:''' No, I mean like they say "sore-ree." To rhyme with "story." We say "sorry."
-->'''Dan:''' What's that rhyme with?
-->'''Chris:''' ...matahari?
1st Nov '16 1:45:03 PM Vorhias
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* "Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as the next person..."

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* From the "Dan vs Canada" episode, Chris pokes holes in Dan's "plan" to "get" Canada.
-->'''Dan:''' Here's my plan: We go to Canada, and ''make them pay for what they did!''
-->'''Chris:''' That's not a plan, Dan. That's more like a goal.
-->'''Dan:''' Ugh! Fine! You want a plan?? Here's my plan...''Phase One:'' Go to Canada. ''Phase Two:'' '''MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID!'''
-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' more like a checklist.
**
"Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as the next person..."
27th May '16 4:35:01 PM SpideyTerry
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** When Dan actually tries doing his job, he has to deal with a troublesome customer who refuses to pay up and hangs up. Dan promptly snaps, so when he calls back, he horrifies everyone in the office with what he says to the guy.
--->'''Dan:''' ''[on the phone]'' Listen up, brain trust. I have your address. Do you understand what that means? I know where you live, where you sleep. And I will find you, you mouth breather! And when I do, I WILL RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLY STUPID THROAT!\\
'''Chris:''' Dan!\\
'''Dan:''' ''[continuing]'' I WILL GRAB YOUR LARGE INTESTINES, RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY, AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM! ''[realizes his boss is standing behind him]'' Uh, personal call.
14th May '16 1:33:04 AM IvanovTroping97
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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.

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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.is, [[HypocriticalHumor while saying the Quebecers are confused geographically]].
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