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1st Nov '16 2:06:37 PM Vorhias
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** In the same episode Chris gets hit with a poison-tipped dart by a ninja, sending him into a drugged out hallucination. His freaked out reactions to his newly psychedelic environment...
-->'''Chris:''' CURSE YOU, FLYING MONKEYS! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY WITH FLYING?!
1st Nov '16 1:58:07 PM Vorhias
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-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' more like a checklist.

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-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' Now it's more like a checklist.checklist.
** Equally funny is Chris' explanation of how to tell a Canadian from a "regular" person.
-->'''Chris:''' They say things like "Eh", "A-boot", and (this is a good one)..."Sore-ree."
-->'''Dan:''' That makes sense. No American worth their salt would ''ever'' apologize.
-->'''Chris:''' No, I mean like they say "sore-ree." To rhyme with "story." We say "sorry."
-->'''Dan:''' What's that rhyme with?
-->'''Chris:''' ...matahari?
1st Nov '16 1:45:03 PM Vorhias
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* "Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as the next person..."

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* From the "Dan vs Canada" episode, Chris pokes holes in Dan's "plan" to "get" Canada.
-->'''Dan:''' Here's my plan: We go to Canada, and ''make them pay for what they did!''
-->'''Chris:''' That's not a plan, Dan. That's more like a goal.
-->'''Dan:''' Ugh! Fine! You want a plan?? Here's my plan...''Phase One:'' Go to Canada. ''Phase Two:'' '''MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID!'''
-->'''Chris:''' ''That's'' more like a checklist.
**
"Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as the next person..."
27th May '16 4:35:01 PM SpideyTerry
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** When Dan actually tries doing his job, he has to deal with a troublesome customer who refuses to pay up and hangs up. Dan promptly snaps, so when he calls back, he horrifies everyone in the office with what he says to the guy.
--->'''Dan:''' ''[on the phone]'' Listen up, brain trust. I have your address. Do you understand what that means? I know where you live, where you sleep. And I will find you, you mouth breather! And when I do, I WILL RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLY STUPID THROAT!\\
'''Chris:''' Dan!\\
'''Dan:''' ''[continuing]'' I WILL GRAB YOUR LARGE INTESTINES, RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY, AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM! ''[realizes his boss is standing behind him]'' Uh, personal call.
14th May '16 1:33:04 AM IvanovTroping97
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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.

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** As Dan points out that the Quebecers live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.is, [[HypocriticalHumor while saying the Quebecers are confused geographically]].
3rd Apr '16 5:57:53 PM N8han11
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** Also the fact, no just the idea, that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water, Dan. I really hope I don't have to explain further.
*** For those unaware, Holy Water is just water blessed by a priest. So how in the hell can ''Dan''...?
*** They had instructions online.

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** Also the fact, no just the idea, that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water, Dan. I really hope I don't have to explain further.
*** For those unaware, Holy Water is just water blessed by a priest. So how in the hell can ''Dan''...?
*** They had instructions online.
Water. DAN.
3rd Apr '16 5:40:38 PM N8han11
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** Actually, jail and prison are different things, with prison being the more serious of the two. So, technically, Dan is correct.
17th Aug '15 9:20:09 PM ambiguousCase
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* This gem from The Barber "Becky, get my killing scissors!"

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* This gem from The Barber "Becky, Barber:
-->"Becky,
get my killing scissors!"



-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are natures rainbows.

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-->'''Dan:''' Uh, it's just like lizards... Rainbows are natures nature's rainbows.



-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns from LOS PARAMEDICOS!

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-->'''Dan:''' (Very seriously) No one ever returns returns...from LOS PARAMEDICOS!''los paramedicos''!
17th Aug '15 9:15:14 PM ambiguousCase
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* Dan has a tendency to throw things at people while yelling what he's throwing. For example, a Mafia agent got hit in the face with a bag of rats and Dan yelled "RATS!".
24th Oct '14 10:02:56 PM BrainSewage
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* Chris's prairie madness in "George Washington".
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