History Fanfic / ArianaVampireQueen

* ''True Blue Achy Heart'' (or True Bloo Hart): A story where Ariana goes to Afghanistan and meets the character from TheKiteRunner.

* ''Secret Family'': A WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda and TheKiteRunner CrossOver. Po is Assef's brother, somehow. And there's a lot of sex changes among other, worse things. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
* ''Edward Cullen goes to Hogwarts'', later named ''Hoggy Edward'': As the name implies, a Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. As the name does not imply, characters from TheKiteRunner and CSIMiami are in the story, and later on Franchise/WinnieThePooh makes an appearance. Edward Cullen, along with other characters such as Assef "[[DudeNotFunny Nazi Buttrapist]]" go to Hogwarts to stop Ronald Weasley from growing a beard, stopping some ancient prophecy in the process. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs This fic could be considered the top of Ariana's insanity]] (or [[{{Troll}} trolling]]).

* CrossOver: TheKiteRunner and Literature/{{Twilight}}.

* CrossOver: ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' and ''TheKiteRunner''.

Ariana has many one-shot fics, especially since a few weeks ago when she became very active. Most are so confused and muddled up that the reader has no idea what the plot is, or whether there is one at all. Her recent fics have been mostly [[CrossOver CrossOvers]] between Literature/{{Twilight}} and {{Glee}} , though she seems to be getting into TheKiteRunner recently.

As well as numerous one-shots that are based on fandoms as varied ass all of the above, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's plays]], ''TheBoyInTheStripedPyjamas'' and Disney's ''Disney/HunchbackOfNotreDame''.

* IncrediblyLamePun: Ariana's repeated use of "Tom Hanks" instead of "thanks" seems to be this, [[DontExplainTheJoke because he's T. Hanks]].

Most of her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[SerialEscalation gained names along the stories]] and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

* ''Edward Cullen goes to Hogwarts'', later named ''Hoggy Edward'': As the name implies, a Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. As the name does not imply, characters from TheKiteRunner and CSIMiami are in the story, and later on WinnieThePooh makes an appearance. Edward Cullen, along with other characters such as Assef "[[DudeNotFunny Nazi Buttrapist]]" go to Hogwarts to stop Ronald Weasley from growing a beard, stopping some ancient prophecy in the process. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs This fic could be considered the top of Ariana's insanity]] (or [[{{Troll}} trolling]]).

* TakeThat: The WinnieThePooh references as a whole, directed at snarker Chibi, a.k.a. Tropers/FireYoshi

** Mark Thorn, again, to serve his purpose as ButtMonkey. And then turns into WinnieThePooh

* EvilVersusOblivion: You could say that the plot is this from the [[{{Avatar}} Na'vi]]'s point of view: on one hand, Serkadios and his team want to take over Pandora and make it Nazi, on the other, Ariana and her team want to simply kill them all for revenge.

Most of her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[SerialEscalatin gained names along the stories]] and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome: The whole ''story'' is this.

Most of her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[BeyondTheImpossible gained names]] along the stories and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

* AllGaysArePromiscuous : David seems to believe so. When Blaine asks why he doesn't give him ride, he answers.

* ''Slience of da Lamz 5: Revenge'': Ariana's newest hit.

All her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[BeyondTheImpossible gained names]] along the stories and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

All her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[OverlyLongName gained names]] along the stories and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

All her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[OverlyLongName gained names]] along the stories and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

* CrossOver: ''{{Literature/Twilight}}'', ''TheOmen'', ''ForrestGump'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', SouthPark

* CrossOver: ''{{Literature/Twilight}}'', ''TheOmen'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', ''ForrestGump'', ''SouthPark'', ''CSIMiami''

* ShoutOut: A very failing double shout-out to WilliamShakespeare.

* CrossOver: TheKiteRunner and {{Literature/Twilight}}.

** [[spoiler: The baby's name is [[SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob.]]]]

Ariana has many one-shot fics, especially since a few weeks ago when she became very active. Most are so confused and muddled up that the reader has no idea what the plot is, or whether there is one at all. Her recent fics have been mostly [[CrossOver CrossOvers]] between Literature/{{Twilight}} and {{Glee}} , though she seems to be getting into {{TheKiteRunner}} recently.

As well as numerous one-shots that are based on fandoms as varied ass all of the above, [[WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's plays]], TheBoyInTheStripedPyjamas and Disney's HunchbackOfNotreDame.

There are three main fics centered around Ariana :

All her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[OverlyLongName gained]] [[BeyondTheImpossible names]] along the stories and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

* TheCameo: Marik or Yugi from YuGiOh appears twice [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment for no good reason]]. The spelling's so awful it's not very clear who actually appears.

* ''Secret Family'': A KungFuPanda and TheKiteRunner CrossOver. Po is Assef's brother, somehow. And there's a lot of sex changes among other, worse things. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.

* ContinuitySnarl: In about three chapters. Delia seems to appear and be capable of talking before she's actually born.

* {{SORAS}}: Delia. See ContinuitySnarl above.

* CrossOver: TheKiteRunner and {{Literature/Twilight}}.

* AnachronismStew: Assef checking on Facebook. Especially noticeable, considering in an earlier chapter Ariana reminds the readers it's in the 1970s.

* CrossOver: ''KungFuPanda'' and ''TheKiteRunner''.

* [[spoiler: MisterSeahorse: Po.]]

* YeOldeButcheredEnglishe: Figgins/Figgina for some reason.

** In an AuthorsNote : "Please enjoy a storey after approving of it."

* SORAS: Delia. See ContinuitySnarl above.

All her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who gained names along the storied and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

* DearNegativeReader: Just like Erin, with a twist: she fails to realize some of the haters are haters (case in point: [=WolfBloodRei=])

* AnatomicallyImpossibleSex: Let the quote speak for itself:
-->"when u kissed damien ur love nd his sperm cum up nd den so u can hav babyes tru kussing becoz u are a great vampire>"

* TakeThat: At WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic (the ponies and Ariana's three new middle names), presumably because most snarkers are fans of it.

* FlatWhat: Mr Tumnus' reaction at being drop kicked into the ground by Blaine. The reader's reaction to most of the fic.

* ''Da Life of Delia'' is a sequel, taking place nine years later in [[HarryPotter Hogwarts]] (yes, they're still students at Hogwarts [[WritersCannotDoMath nine years later]]).

* TheWoobie: Poor, poor Mark. Even in other fics she won't stop hurting him.

* CrossOver: {{Literature/Twilight}}, TheOmen, ForrestGump, HarryPotter, SouthPark

* HoYay : Between Mark and Edward, in spades, especially considering how little screen time they have.
** Between Mark and Damien too. Ariana "stole Damien from Mark" and Damien "doesn't love him anymore", indeed…

* CrossOver: {{Literature/Twilight}}, TheOmen, HarryPotter, ForrestGump, SouthPark, CSIMiami

* HoYay: When Wes and David are introduced, David is giving Wes a ride. Despite the later allusion to Blaine "wanting a different kind of ride", it's hard to ''not'' read subtext in this.

* AsYouKnow: Amir and Hassan state their plan to kill Po's baby for no reason but to let the readers know they will kill him.
* CrossOver: KungFuPanda and {{TheKiteRunner}}.

* IAmNotShazam: Po is ''not'' named Kung Fu Panda, Ariana.

* ContinuitySnarl: In [[BeyondTheImpossible about three chapters.]] Delia seems to appear and be capable of talking before she's actually born.

* GroinAttack : Ariana defends herself from [[DisproportionateRetribution Edward confessing his love for her]] by… ahem… let's just quote it.

* CanonRape: None of the canons Ariana uses in her fics are respected whatsoever.

* DracoInLeatherPants: She ''loves'' this trope. Each fic's individual examples are under the fic's folder.

* MarySue

* SoBadItsGood: Pretty much, if she doesn't make you throw something at your computer screen.

* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of Badass :]] At the end of one chapter, Damien chews out [[MarySue Ariana]] and breaks up with her.

* DracoInLeatherPants: Voldemort 'Mort'
* GroinAttack : Ariana defends herself from [[DisproportionateRetribution Edward confessing his love for her]] by… ahem… let's just quote it.

* RonTheDeathEater: Forrest "Forrest Goth" Gump, Edward Cullen, Mark Thorn
* StrawmanHasAPoint : Mark talking about how Ariana stole his cousin and made his own life hell. Snarkers are unsure whether Ariana wants the reader to agree with him, but he's completely right.

* DidNotDoTheResearch: Among other things, Quidditch doesn't work that way.
* DracoInLeatherPants: Voldemort 'Mort' returns.
** Surprisingly enough, Draco himself averts this trope and is a "prep" in this.

* RonTheDeathEater: Forrest "Forrest Goth" Gump and Edward Cullen return, and are joined by Horatio Caine and Severus Snape.

* NiceHat: The "vampire hat", which is apparently a talking hat.

* [[AndTheFandomRejoiced And The Hatedom Rejoiced]]: Ariana being dead.

* HoYay: When Wes and David are introduced, David is [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean giving Wes a ride]]. Despite the later allusion to Blaine "wanting a different kind of ride", it's hard to ''not'' read subtext in this.

* PortmanteauCoupleName: Blairiana, in the fic's canon.

* TheyChangedItNowItSucks: Ariana not being dead. Of course, it already sucked before.

* CrossoverShip: [[KungFuPanda Po]] and [[TheKiteRunner "Kman"]].

* {{Squick}}: ALL OF IT.

* YouFailBiologyForever: Po is Assef's brother. And also, a panda. Any idea how that one works? [[spoiler: Later, Po has a baby with "Kman",]] who is presumably human. And also male. We don't know, either.
** Attempted Handwave in Chapter 9, when a doctor tells their (understandably very confused) parents that "Sometimes our DNA combines into the DNA of a panda or other bear Like [[WinnieThePooh Winnie the Pooh]] [[DidNotDoTheResearch is the son of]] [[CuteShotaroBoy Christopher Robin]]." Um... [[FlatWhat WHAT.]]

* DearNegativeReader: Surprisingly averted — instead, the author notes in the beginning of each chapter is pure nonsense, such as

* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: Tropers/AnyaThePurple was very pleased when her fic-self shouted "DIS IS ILLOGICAL AND MAKES NO SENSE!"

* {{Squick}}: The Edward's Magical Urine series. It's just as bad as you'd think.

* DidNotDoTheResearch: None of the canons Ariana uses in her fics are respected whatsoever.

* DearNegativeReader: Surprisingly averted — instead, the author notes in the beginning of each chapter is pure nonsense, such as

* [[YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology]]/AnatomicallyImpossibleSex: Let the quote speak for itself:

* [[{{Ptitlem4f37xq499gk}} Attention Deficit… Ooh, Shiny!]] : Blaine and Ariana go from talking about the ponies, to talking about the magic piss, to going to bed, without interruption.