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Fanfic/ArianaVampireQueen is a Deviant Art author, admitted admirer of Erin Locklea (of ''FanFic/BrewdeningLove'' fame) and the new stage of madness in the domain of Sue-fics.

Most of her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[SerialEscalation gained names along the stories]] and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert {{Black Hole|Sue}} {{Relationship|Sue}} [[MarySue Sue]].

There are five main fics centered around Ariana :
* ''The story of the vampire queen'' (usually shortened to Vampire Queen) introduces Ariana. She lived the past six years in a foster family for her protection, and her foster parents are going to let her live with their friends, the [[Film/TheOmen Thorn family]], while they're on a cruise. The parents, Ann and Richard love her. She also starts dating their nephew (and adopted son) Damien, and treating their son as if he had somehow wronged her.
* ''Da Life of Delia'' is a sequel, taking place nine years later in Literature/{{H|arryPotter}}ogwarts (yes, they're still students at Hogwarts [[WritersCannotDoMath nine years later]]).
* ''Da Story of De Dalton Vampire'' (usually shortened to Dalton Vampire)) apparently takes place in a different continuity, where Ariana goes to [[Series/{{Glee}} Dalton Academy]], despite being a girl, because her father threatened the principal. She then proceeds to make Kurt explode, have Blaine realize he's [[OutOfCharacter actually straight]] and wants to date her, and she joins the academy's Glee Club, the Warblers.
* ''True Blue Achy Heart'' (or True Bloo Hart): A story where Ariana goes to Afghanistan and meets the character from ''Literature/TheKiteRunner''.
** It was rewritten as ''True Heart Love'', because "it was not as gud as it cud have bean". This time it's dedicated to [[ComicallyMissingThePoint snarkers]] Josky and [[Tropers/FireYoshi Chibi]].
* ''Slience of da Lamz 5: Revenge'': Ariana's newest hit which, strangely enough, features her snarkers, most of them as good guys.

Her other fics include:
* ''Secret Family'': A WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda and Literature/TheKiteRunner CrossOver. Po is Assef's brother, somehow. And there's a lot of sex changes among other, worse things. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
* ''Edward Cullen goes to Hogwarts'', later named ''Hoggy Edward'': As the name implies, a Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. As the name does not imply, characters from ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' and ''Series/CSIMiami'' are in the story, and later on Franchise/WinnieThePooh makes an appearance. Edward Cullen, along with other characters such as Assef "[[DudeNotFunny Nazi Buttrapist]]" go to Hogwarts to stop Ronald Weasley from growing a beard, stopping some ancient prophecy in the process. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs This fic could be considered the top of Ariana's insanity]] (or {{troll}}ing).
As well as numerous one-shots that are based on fandoms as varied as all of the above, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's plays]], ''Literature/TheBoyInTheStripedPyjamas'' and Disney's ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''.

!!Ariana's fics contain examples of:

[[folder:General tropes]]
* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign / GratuitousForeignLanguage: Sometimes a character will spurt random nonsense that the narration will dub as Japanese or French. It should not surprise anyone that this is actually never a real sentence — or even a real ''word'' — in those languages
** And then the ''Hunchback'' fics use grammatically correct GratuitousFrench.
* ButNotTooForeign: In Dalton Vampire Chapter 13, we learn Ariana's mother is, in fact, American.
* ButtMonkey: Mark Thorn is this in most of her fics, despite not making any sense in any fic besides Vampire Queen and Da Life of Delia.
* CatchPhrase: "Breakfast Roll" and "like the unicorns dancing with the elves" both qualify.
* DamselInDistress: Ariana, while being the most powerful vampire, is unable to do anything by herself and needs her current love interest to save her.
* DearNegativeReader: Just like Erin, with a twist: she fails to realize some of the haters are haters (case in point: [=WolfBloodRei=]), and thanks them for their "good reviews" by inserting thel in her stories as her friends.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Too many example to list individually, so we'll just list one here.
-->every1 was gay accept me and Damien. Damien.... was STRAIGHT!
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: While Ariana's officially Queen of the Vampires, since her father Aro's the king, that makes her a princess ([[ParentalIncest unless...]]). In that case, she inverses this trope so very much it hurts.
* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: Oh so much.
* OutOfCharacter: Basically any character who has a canon equivalent somewhere. Strangely, with the exception of [=WolfBloodRei=], the snarkers in the [[RevengeFic Revenge Fics]] are immune to this, notably with Tropers/AnyaThePurple screaming that the whole thing is illogical.
* {{Pun}}: Ariana's repeated use of "Tom Hanks" instead of "thanks" seems to be this, [[DontExplainTheJoke because he's T. Hanks]].
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: More so than ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' and ''Fanfic/BrewdeningLove''.
* ShoutOut: To ''FanFic/BrewdeningLove'', ''FanFic/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre'', ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', ''FanFic/FaceTheStrange''. Almost to the point of plagiarizing. For instance, many characters weep tears of blood, and will speak in something similar to this quote from Erin's Truelove Fight :
* {{Stripperiffic}}: Ariana and Po often wear clothes where you can see their boobs and/or asses.
* {{Troll}}: She's an obvious one.
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: Pretty much the whole thing is the result of either drugs, insanity, of brilliant trolling. [[TakeAThirdOption Or a combination of the above]].

[[folder:Vampire queen]]
* AnatomicallyImpossibleSex: Let the quote speak for itself:
-->"when u kissed damien ur love nd his sperm cum up nd den so u can hav babyes tru kussing becoz u are a great vampire>"
* ArrangedMarriage : Attempted, as Aro wants Ariana to marry Edward.
* TheCameo: Marik or Yugi from ''Anime/YuGiOh'' appears twice [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment for no good reason]]. The spelling's so awful it's not very clear who actually appears.
* ContinuitySnarl: In about three chapters. Delia seems to appear and be capable of talking before she's actually born.
* CrossOver: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/TheOmen'', ''Film/ForrestGump'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', WesternAnimation/SouthPark
* GroinAttack : Ariana defends herself from [[DisproportionateRetribution Edward confessing his love for her]] by… ahem… let's just quote it.
-->I bit down hardon is dick.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin : And HOW.
-->"Aryana, (remember her nam is peeled dat way 2.) ariana..." a vooice shade.
* {{SORAS}}: Delia. See ContinuitySnarl above.
* WhatAnIdiot: Ariana spends five months "imprisoned" in an unlocked cell.

[[folder:Da Life of Delia]]
* BreakingTheFourthWall: This sentence.
-->den, as predicted by mort in the sentence abov dis chapta
* CrossDresser: Draco Malfoy, it seems.
* CrossOver: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/TheOmen'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', ''Film/ForrestGump'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Series/CSIMiami''
* EveryoneIsGay: To be more accurate…
-->every1 was gay accept me and Damien. Damien.... was STRAIGHT!
* NiceHat: The "vampire hat", which is apparently a talking hat.
* PerfectlyCromulentWord: Goffikulous.
* SecondaryCharacterTitle: Delia has practically no lines or importance of the plot — it's all about [[MarySue Ariana]].
* ShoutOut: A very failing double shout-out to Creator/WilliamShakespeare.
-->i lookd lyk a goffik version of Hermia from wilbert shakespeeres a midsummer nites dreem. da dress barely covered my bottom (geddit bottom lyke da guy in shakespeara)
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: As the author note in the beginning of Chapter 3. It has surprisingly good grammar.

[[folder:Dalton Vampire]]
* AllGaysArePromiscuous : David seems to believe so. When Blaine asks why he doesn't give him piggyback rides, he answers :
-->cuz u want a different kind of ride
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny : Blaine and Ariana go from talking about the ponies, to talking about the magic piss, to going to bed, without interruption.
* BackFromTheDead: [[InformedAbility Apparently]], Mark does that all the time.
** [[spoiler:Kurt]] comes back later too, [[spoiler:for a HeroicSacrifice... but he survives!]]
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: One of Warblers has laryngitis and can't sing, Ariana comes to sing in his place, Kurt compliments her… then he explodes.
-->Blood was everywhere. Blaine smiled at me.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Ariana has "telikineses (like Vlodymort in {{my immmortal}})"
* CureYourGays: In that she makes Blaine (a canonically gay character) fall in love with her.
** And then Sebastian as well.
* DisproportionateRetribution: [[TheCameo Mark]] gets killed because he's ugly.
* FlatWhat: Mr Tumnus' reaction at being drop kicked into the ground by Blaine.
* KilledOffForReal : Strangely enough, [[spoiler: [[MarySue Ariana]]]].
** [[spoiler:Then {{Retcon}}ned.]]
* ShoutOut: To FanFic/FaceTheStrange: the OKSAK (Operation Kill Senior And Kurt) is very reminiscent of KTFD
* TakeThat:
** At WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic (the ponies and Ariana's three new middle names and ponies appear in the story), presumably because most snarkers are fans of it.
** At Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia, too.
* WeirdnessCensor: No one, not even Blaine, reacts to Kurt exploding. People actually clap when Blaine kills a waiter because he's ugly.
** To be fair, the "Edward's magic piss" series is apparently canon AND part of this fic's backstory.
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Figgins/Figgina for some reason.

[[folder:True Bloo Heart]]
* BastardBoyfriend: Assef fits the trope loosely ([[ComicallyMissingThePoint he only tried to kill Ariana before they were together!]]) and fits the literal definition perfectly.
* CrossOver: ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' and ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.


[[folder:Secret Family]]
* AnachronismStew: Assef checking on Facebook. Especially noticeable, considering in an earlier chapter Ariana reminds the readers it's in the 1970s.
** Earlier, Po checks his iPhone and starts a text conversation with Assef.
* AsYouKnow: Amir and Hassan state their plan to kill Po's baby for no reason but to let the readers know they will kill him.
* AttractiveBentGender: [[spoiler: Waldo/Waldina.]]
* CrossOver: ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' and ''Literature/TheKiteRunner''.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment : Possibly [[{{Troll}} on purpose,]] considering how obvious it is.
** In an Author's note : "Please enjoy a storey after approving of it."
* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler: Kman.]]
* InterspeciesRomance: Po and "Kman".
* [[spoiler: MisterSeahorse: Po.]]
* ShoutOut: C'mon, a panda in an InterspeciesRomance by a writer known to copy famous Sue TrollFics? [[Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Where have we heard that one before?]]
** [[spoiler: The baby's name is WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}}.]]
** Many, many shout outs to Fanfic/FaceTheStrange.
* ParentalAbandonment: Po and Kman forget Spongebob. Multiple times.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Po. Maybe. If you can call him "wholesome", anyway, considering the story. He MIGHT have just switched genders.

[[folder:Hoggy Edward]]
* TheCameo: Yoda in chapter two, delivers a line then [[RougeAnglesOfSatin pisses away]].
** Mark Thorn, again, to serve his purpose as ButtMonkey. And then turns into Franchise/WinnieThePooh.
* CatchPhrase
* DearNegativeReader: Surprisingly averted — instead, the author notes in the beginning of each chapter is pure nonsense, such as
-->enjoy a story after pissing on the staiars.
* HypocriticalHumor: In this fic, Assef refuses Winnie's advances stating that love between a bear and a man is impossible. [[SarcasmMode What happened in Secret Family, again… ?]]
* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: All of Ariana's work does, but this deserves special mention.
* SecondaryCharacterTitle: You could say that Assef is the real main character in this story.
* TakeThat: The Franchise/WinnieThePooh references as a whole, directed at snarker Chibi, a.k.a. Tropers/FireYoshi
* VaguenessIsComing: What will happen if Ron Weasley grows a beard, again ?

[[folder:Silence of the Lambs 5]]
* EvilVersusOblivion: You could say that the plot is this from the [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vi]]'s point of view: on one hand, Serkadios and his team want to take over Pandora and make it Nazi, on the other, Ariana and her team want to simply kill them all for revenge.
* LoveAtFirstSight: Every couple.
* RevengeFic: {{Inverted|Trope}}, Ariana's snarkers are mostly good guys — and those who are bad guys actually asked for it.
* [[SociopathicHero Sociopathic "Hero"]]: In grand Ariana tradition, the Sue herself and her newest boytoy, [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]

[[folder:Oneshot fics]]
Ariana has many one-shot fics, especially since a few weeks ago when she became very active. Most are so confused and muddled up that the reader has no idea what the plot is, or whether there is one at all. Her recent fics have been mostly [[CrossOver Cross-Overs]] between Literature/{{Twilight}} and Series/{{Glee}} , though she seems to be getting into ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' recently.

* OncePerEpisode: The revenge chapters will almost always feature Edward's (or Bella's) magical… bodily waste, then Ariana with Blaine (and maybe some other Series/{{Glee}} males) flying on a machine gun. And involve the "flamers", of course.
* RevengeFic: Several.